Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[BeachMomma]

hahahah Call of the week!




I love you too, boo, but I love my sleep more. By the way, I woke up at 8am it's not my fault you stay home and pine for me all day!



I'd really like to see a picture of this face.

My roommate could probably accommodate you. The fucker.

 

[BeachMomma]

I've seen it, trust me, you don't want to open yourself up to what will follow on here if you post that picture.

WTF? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure he does!

Whose side are you on anyways?

 

[BeachMomma]

Well... I'm ready and waiting! Get to it, roommate!

HAHAHA! He has to live with ME. Did I mention I'm one of his supervisors at work? bwahahaha!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Posting the pictures of my shoes will only confirm my heterosexuality and my fashion sense.

 

[Emerson40]

I love Rainshine. She's perfect. Except that she's lazy as hell and sleeps like twelve hours a day. It's like noon over there and she's sill asleep while I'm pacing about wondering when she's going to wake.

 

[BeachMomma]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA! Keep that shit away from me!

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Hello Beach Momma, is this were you've been hanging out?

 

[BeachMomma]

HI OT!

Yup, this is my home away from home! Just one word of warning....ya gotta check your sanity at the door! Don't worry about the bouncer! He works for me and you're already under my protection!

Welcome to the insanity!

 

[BeachMomma]

Oh pmann...

Shhh, leave him to his fantasies.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Patronizing fucks!!!

You all love me. You better be glad I'm such a good sport.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Beach Momma, what a great name. Minds only good if you like Ron Howard, lol.

 

[BeachMomma]

I've seen it once or twice. He's more than capable of taking whatever we dish out

PMann, we lubs ya!

 

[BeachMomma]

So if it hadn't been the same horse....would it have been ok then?

Beach Momma, what a great name. Minds only good if you like Ron Howard, lol.

Doll, I'm pretty sure I can tell you everybody on Lit who has an Oedipal complex! I probably get 6-12 PMs a day from them.

And who doesn't like Opie?

 

[Lord Pmann]

My boo Rainshine is a dickhead. And all my friends are dickheads.

I love you all.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm his favourite. In case anyone was not sure.

Well, the cat is out of the bag. People now know in fond of you.

But she's right. I love her to death. Slick nostrils or dreadlocked nostrils. She's perfect.

The rest of you fuckers are just okay.

 

[BeachMomma]

Well, the cat is out of the bag. People now know in fond of you.

But she's right. I love her to death. Slick nostrils or dreadlocked nostrils. She's perfect.

The rest of you fuckers are just okay.

That's a huge compliment coming from you. You're okay too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Please don't tell Rainshine but I had a sexy dream about Em last night.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oooh. No. Please DO tell Rainshine.

Let's just say Em knows how to woo. He sang a little. My mascara ran a bit.

 

[BeachMomma]

What a coincidence! I had a sexy dream about Em too!

 

[Lord Pmann]

*Em sits back and puts Lit voodoo dolls down and laughs*

 

[Emerson40]

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[Emerson40]

Eyes got the moves like Jagger

He looked like a young Mick Jagger in my dream.

 

[bailadora]

*snorts with laughter at the last few posts*

You guys crack me up. Thanks for the laughter. I needed that!



(And Em - where in the hell do you find those gifs? They're priceless!)

 

[Emerson40]

*snorts with laughter at the last few posts*

You guys crack me up. Thanks for the laughter. I needed that!



(And Em - where in the hell do you find those gifs? They're priceless!)

There's a wee bodega down the block. The owner sets the good ones aside for me.

It is great to see you back bailadora! You were missed.

 

[bailadora]

There's a wee bodega down the block. The owner sets the good ones aside for me.

It is great to see you back bailadora! You were missed.

*sheepishly kicks the ground*

Thanks, Em.

Man, I miss those little bodegas. In my maternal grandmother's neighborhood, it was called the Chino's place. She'd hand me some money and say, "Go to the Chino's and get me [insert requested item here]." He was such a nice guy. I always came away with a free piece of bubble gum.