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Since most of my friends are on this forum...

Hehe. You're welcome Beachie.

This seems appropriate to post here:

Man Arrested Two Times in 3 Months for Having Sex With the Same Horse

gawker.com/man-arrested-two-times-in-3-months-for-having-sex-with-665508881

Neigh means neigh.
 
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Friday night here - who knows what may go down - we will have to wait and see if our wax girl can trump her last card/nostril :)
 
I think that will go down in lit history as the most hilarious, most outrageous post ever. :D
 
"It takes a red headed woman to get a dirty job done" hmm

I will admit - I have been a little partial to red heads, with very fond memories for two in particular - but if Bruce wants to assign redheads to the dirty work then he is most certainly missing out on the very GOOD work they may wish to undertake.
 
Teal IS my signature color. I'm color coordinated like that. I learned it from PMann. :rolleyes:
 
You can tell us, Rainy. You're among friends who love you. We'll be supportive; we won't judge.

PMann is really the one who told you that your nasal hairs should be waxed and taught you how to do it.

Right?
 
Rainshine said:
Completely understand, we're so lucky to know him. I've learnt so much from him. Like... umm....hacking, skin care, how important it is to have a vast shoe collection (with matching belts). :D :heart:
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You guys are lucky to know me. You guys are also lucky to know my fashion and knowledge of skin care and cosmetics. I was impressed by Rainshine's makeup collection. She had some nice cosmetics. NARS and Clinique.

One day, I'll take a pic of my shoes for you all. You'll love them.

And yes, I did tell her that her nose hairs were too long, about 8cm (see, I'm using metric). And yes, I do try to kiss her a lot. Who could blame me? The girl is perfection. But I'd kiss her even if her nose hairs had lice.

And Rainshine is the BJ queen. Her nose even comes with some built in cock rings, as she said. That just tells you how long they are, if they can circle my cock. :D

But Rainshine could have all her hair or none of it and she'd still be the reason the sun rises and sets, for me. She's perfect, long nosehairs or no nosehairs. Shaved cunny or Bob Marley cunny.
 
That is devotion when a man loves you even when your nasal hairs threaten to strangulate his cock!

Rainy, you are a lucky woman indeed!
 
Thank you for going there so I didn't have to. :D

I suspect your version may be closer to the truth. I can't imagine why I'd think that. :D
 
I love Rainshine. Long hairs and all. She's perfect. Except that she's lazy as hell and sleeps like twelve hours a day. It's like noon over there and she's sill asleep while I'm pacing about wondering when she's going to wake.

Emerson40 said:
How many of these are decorative and have never had a foot in them?
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I have a couple that truly hurt like hell and those are considered decorative. Maybe I wear them less than others. But all others get worn.

And I have no stilettos.
 
No stilletos? I ain't buying it!

*with one eye opened, one eye lclosed, and head tilted to the right.*
 
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