Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[Lord Pmann]

Why Is Florida So Weird? A Zillion Examples and 5 Theories
http://www.alternet.org/why-florida-so-weird-zillion-examples-and-5-theories



Well?

Florida has at least one good thing going for it.

 

[BeachMomma]

Florida has at least one good thing going for it.

Why thank you, PMann! I didn't know you love me so much!

*preens*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hehe. You're welcome Beachie.

This seems appropriate to post here:

Man Arrested Two Times in 3 Months for Having Sex With the Same Horse

gawker.com/man-arrested-two-times-in-3-months-for-having-sex-with-665508881

Neigh means neigh.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*snort* Neigh means neigh!

Thanks. I'll be here all week. And even longer.

 

[BeachMomma]

So if it hadn't been the same horse....would it have been ok then?

 

[BeachMomma]

In fuck as drink. Drunk as fuck. Wtfe

Wheeeeeee!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Tell me your secrets, Beachy.

 

[BeachMomma]

Tell me your secrets, Beachy.

Shit. We got that outta the way a looong damn time ago!

 

[NightL]

In fuck as drink. Drunk as fuck. Wtfe

Wheeeeeee!

Shit. We got that outta the way a looong damn time ago!

you still flying?

 

[BeachMomma]

you still flying?

LOL Nah....I'm about to head in to *that 4 letter word/place which shall not be named*

Y'all have a great Friday! Hold down the fort for me!

 

[NightL]

Friday night here - who knows what may go down - we will have to wait and see if our wax girl can trump her last card/nostril

 

[BeachMomma]

I think that will go down in lit history as the most hilarious, most outrageous post ever.

 

[NightL]

"It takes a red headed woman to get a dirty job done" hmm

I will admit - I have been a little partial to red heads, with very fond memories for two in particular - but if Bruce wants to assign redheads to the dirty work then he is most certainly missing out on the very GOOD work they may wish to undertake.

 

[Emerson40]

In fuck as drink. Drunk as fuck. Wtfe

Wheeeeeee!

WTFE - (internet slang) What The Fuck Emerson, used to ask a question, often a rhetorical one, on a Literotica forum discussion thread titled "Since most of my friends are on this forum..." by BeachMomma.



BeachMomma:

 

[BeachMomma]

WTFE - (internet slang) What The Fuck Emerson, used to ask a question, often a rhetorical one, on a Literotica forum discussion thread titled "Since most of my friends are on this forum..." by BeachMomma.



BeachMomma:

*wolf whistles*

Dayam! I'm a hot momma!

 

[BeachMomma]

Teal IS my signature color. I'm color coordinated like that. I learned it from PMann.

 

[BeachMomma]

You can tell us, Rainy. You're among friends who love you. We'll be supportive; we won't judge.

PMann is really the one who told you that your nasal hairs should be waxed and taught you how to do it.

Right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Completely understand, we're so lucky to know him. I've learnt so much from him. Like... umm....hacking, skin care, how important it is to have a vast shoe collection (with matching belts).

You guys are lucky to know me. You guys are also lucky to know my fashion and knowledge of skin care and cosmetics. I was impressed by Rainshine's makeup collection. She had some nice cosmetics. NARS and Clinique.

One day, I'll take a pic of my shoes for you all. You'll love them.

And yes, I did tell her that her nose hairs were too long, about 8cm (see, I'm using metric). And yes, I do try to kiss her a lot. Who could blame me? The girl is perfection. But I'd kiss her even if her nose hairs had lice.

And Rainshine is the BJ queen. Her nose even comes with some built in cock rings, as she said. That just tells you how long they are, if they can circle my cock.

But Rainshine could have all her hair or none of it and she'd still be the reason the sun rises and sets, for me. She's perfect, long nosehairs or no nosehairs. Shaved cunny or Bob Marley cunny.

 

[BeachMomma]

That is devotion when a man loves you even when your nasal hairs threaten to strangulate his cock!

Rainy, you are a lucky woman indeed!

 

[BeachMomma]

Thank you for going there so I didn't have to.

I suspect your version may be closer to the truth. I can't imagine why I'd think that.

 

[Emerson40]

One day, I'll take a pic of my shoes for you all. You'll love them.

How many of these are decorative and have never had a foot in them?

 

[BeachMomma]

I just want to see his collection of stilettos.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love Rainshine. Long hairs and all. She's perfect. Except that she's lazy as hell and sleeps like twelve hours a day. It's like noon over there and she's sill asleep while I'm pacing about wondering when she's going to wake.

How many of these are decorative and have never had a foot in them?

I have a couple that truly hurt like hell and those are considered decorative. Maybe I wear them less than others. But all others get worn.

And I have no stilettos.

 

[BeachMomma]

No stilletos? I ain't buying it!

*with one eye opened, one eye lclosed, and head tilted to the right.*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd really like to see a picture of this face.

+1

I'll get a pic of my shoe collection this week. Fuckers.