Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[BeachMomma]

Yup, I was very excited about bringing my little cock home. It didn't work out. I cried all day. True, I did. I considered bringing home a cockette (that's cockatiel to those of you who don't speak Beach-ese), but I ran into the pussy that I ended up adopting. Yup, she stole my heart. Before I even petted her.

 

[BeachMomma]

Meet Caliente.

 

[Saucyminx]

What a pretty kitty! Give her pats and pets from me.

 

[Logtag]

Meet Caliente.

I can see why you are happy

 

[BeachMomma]

Thanks and she loves the pets but insists she didn't tell me I could stop.

She's such a cuddle kitty. I love her to pieces!

LT, welcome to the insanity! Just be warned...be careful opening links, don't have food or drink in your mouth when you read, and jump in anywhere! We don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing. If you are, come sit by me.

 

[Logtag]

Thanks and she loves the pets but insists she didn't tell me I could stop.

She's such a cuddle kitty. I love her to pieces!

LT, welcome to the insanity! Just be warned...be careful opening links, don't have food or drink in your mouth when you read, and jump in anywhere! We don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing. If you are, come sit by me.

Whats not to like about a hot woman that bites?? I will sit by you anytime!

 

[BeachMomma]

Haha! You obviously haven't seen me in full blown temper tantrum yet!

 

[Logtag]

Haha! You obviously haven't seen me in full blown temper tantrum yet!

No, I have not. But I cant wait!...lol. I'm not scared...lol

 

[BeachMomma]

Just hang around. It'll show itself. Probably Friday. Lol

 

[Logtag]

Just hang around. It'll show itself. Probably Friday. Lol

I am not going anywhere. What is special about Friday?

 

[BeachMomma]

I'll be a stark, raving, homicidal lunatic.

 

[Logtag]

I'll be a stark, raving, homicidal lunatic.

And I will be here, to be a post you can vent to.

 

[BeachMomma]

Aww that's sweet. If anybody here tries to tell you you're making a mistake, they're lies! All lies!

 

[Logtag]

Aww that's sweet. If anybody here tries to tell you you're making a mistake, they're lies! All lies!

LOL. Gotcha!

 

[Emerson40]

Just hang around. It'll show itself. Probably Friday. Lol

I am not going anywhere. What is special about Friday?

Ewwe...yeah... Fridays.

They can be interesting around here. Especially if BeachLady pulls out the cake flavored voddie.

There'll be drinking, an fightin', an fuckin', some hot-tubbin' and screamin'.

Then the rest of us get here.

Lustrous Precipitation brings chocolate and at least two bottles of wine.

Glimmerwings is usually the first out and the girls hit him with the makeup - his and theirs. Hence the moniker Glimmerwings Panda Eyes. He's sweet though, and I've heard he has a humongous penis.
Hmph, You'd think a dude with such a colossal wang could handle a bit o' booze.

Good times, them Fridays. Good times.

Best tuck away the breakables and any items with sentimental value on Thursday night if your gonna be here on Friday.

Shit get real some Fridays. Shit get real.

 

[BeachMomma]

The only question is why is Momma bringing out the booze. If she brings out the cake flavored voddie, it could go either way. Could be for fun, relaxation, or because she needs anesthesia/analgesia/amnesia - or just because she loves the taste.

If she brings out whiskey, she's a woman on a mission. That's when shit gets real. That's when it's time to pass around the collection plate. (She doesn't like it when we say that's when we have to raise bail money. )

 

[Logtag]

The only question is why is Momma bringing out the booze. If she brings out the cake flavored voddie, it could go either way. Could be for fun, relaxation, or because she needs anesthesia/analgesia/amnesia - or just because she loves the taste.

If she brings out whiskey, she's a woman on a mission. That's when shit gets real. That's when it's time to pass around the collection plate. (She doesn't like it when we say that's when we have to raise bail money. )

I will donate to the plate!...lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh Rainshine, that's awful looking. My god it's terrible. I have told you about walking barefoot among the thistles and such. You must wear shoes. I realize Australia is as third world as their Internet service, but geez.

For the sake of us all, so we have you around here, wear some crocs.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'm sorry honey, but you need an amputation! Lucky for you I know a few good surgeons!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sorry honey, but you need an amputation! Lucky for you I know a few good surgeons!

I told her that her beauty salon couldn't fix this. This isn't something you get taken care of while you're getting your nose waxed.

 

[Emerson40]

Time for another password change, I see *squint*

Let me assure you bitches, that my toes are as beautiful as my hair free nose.

 

[BeachMomma]

hahaha! Hey, when your nose hairs are waxed, it doesn't matter what anything else looks like. You're still beautiful!

*dodges out of the way so Rainy kicks PMann instead*

 

[Saucyminx]

Did you snitch that off the website animals being dicks? I get some major giggles from that one.

 

[NightL]

Why Is Florida So Weird? A Zillion Examples and 5 Theories
http://www.alternet.org/why-florida-so-weird-zillion-examples-and-5-theories

cake flavored voddie.

Glimmerwings

Well?

 

[Emerson40]

Well?

Qué??