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TomBoner said:
Going out to Texas to visit my youngest daughter and youngest granddaughter. Thanksgiving is always my most favorite holiday of the year. :cool:

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So make some time to get humped today beachers. ;)

....

Of course, I guess one could always self-hump! :D
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Aww! That's wonderful! Grandkids are the best!

I might be able to carve out a little hump time. I'll definitely carve out some heavy breathing time! :devil: It's good for the soul - cures whatever ails ya. Happy hump(ing) day. ;)

TomBoner said:
Hey Beach ... I think you ought to make it your personal mission to fix this issue! ;)

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Hahahahaha! That's sooooo true! I try to be in the room when the docs make rounds. I can tell them things the patient forgot, and I can translate when the docs forget how to speak English. :D. When the docs are eye candy it just makes my job a little more enjoyable. :D
 
Good morning!

I'm in the middle of a 3 day weekend! WOOHOO! Tomorrow is my Sunday. Yesterday was my Saturday. I guess that makes today Saturday.5?

Happy Thursday! The weekend is almost here! Eat, drink, be merry, celebrate!
 
Happy Friday!

It is a very happy day at the beachy house. Bone meltingly, purr like a contented kitten happy. If everybody else's Friday is 1/10 as good as mine has been, we're all in good shape.

Baila, I hope your pelvic restrictions are lifted soon.
 
Priorities woman! Who's getting the whale foreskin sofa?

Seriously I'm sorry to hear that. Y'all were an adorable couple. I'm sorry to see it end. I just want you both to be happy. I suppose a group hug is out of the question?
 
someone mentioned group hug? - can the kids play?

bah - storms come and come again - they will name call unto affection

but the use of that "f" word - well there will be scrotum stomping and much grovelling to come
 
NightL said:
oh hell, don't look at this
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I think I'm glad I couldn't get it to play on my phone. :D

TomBoner said:
Why does one post a link to something they don't want to be watched?

And ofcourse I watched it. That's TERRIBLE! :eek:

:D

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Happy Saturday Beachers. Glad to hear your Friday was so good. I'll catch up with you when I get back. Have a great week. :rose::kiss::rose:
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Have a great trip and spoil the grandkids rotten!
 
bailadora said:
I wish. :(

I've got another month to go, provided everything heals the way it should. My husband should be afraid. Very, very afraid! :devil::D
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He should. When the month is over you'll tear that poor man up! Somehow I suspect that he's more scared of the frustrated grouchies during the month than the wild woman he'll have after you're turned loose. ;)
 
Rainshine said:
We've been estranged for some time now, it was only a matter of time before the name calling started. How will we split our time with the kids (you,night and em) though, and who is going to get the house?????

I need a lawyer, apparently one with good weight loss advice. :mad:
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BeachMomma said:
He should. When the month is over you'll tear that poor man up! Somehow I suspect that he's more scared of the frustrated grouchies during the month than the wild woman he'll have after you're turned loose. ;)
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Speaking of tearing men up, how goes the recovery, kind Lady of fine sand and surf?

Has plinky-plonkies stopped misfiring in your ticker-tocker? Are you back to making cake-flavored mojitos and mixing things up in the hot tub?

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Have you had success with kicking the butt's butt?

Or are more drastic measures necessary?

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I just got back from the cardiologist's office. He had good news and bad news

The good news is that my heart isn't racing the Daytona 500 anymore. It still goes too fast at times but its more of a jog. It tops out at about 120 now. So that means no more ablations. Woohoo!

The bad news is that the symptoms I've been feeling since the last procedure are from 2nd degree heart block. That's Wenckebach for Ms. Perky. I'm dropping random beats here and there. One of the meds I'm on (Cardizem) can cause 2nd degree AV block so I'm going to stop the cardizem, wear that infernal damned monitor ten more days, and go back to see him again. If it stops on its own, we're good. If it doesn't resolve itself, I will buy myself a shiny new pacemaker.

I'm only 49 yrs old FFS. I'm too damn young for that. Every time something goes wrong with it or if it even needs a battery change, that's another trip to surgery.

I would say that the more drastic measures may be needed, but those are my IV starting and injection giving fingers!

He did say that the fatigue and activity intolerance I've been dealing with lately is mostly attributed to the heart block. So at least there's a good reason I've been feeling like such a wimp. He said the illness I had later didn't help, but it is mostly the heart problem. He said he'd expect me to feel like shit; if anything, he's surprised that I've been able to keep up the pace at work.

He didn't bother trying to tell me to slow down, and I didn't bother telling him I'm practically a vegetable on my days off.
 
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