Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[Emerson40]

I had a CT yesterday and was sitting there reading some stuff while I waited, one about barium enemas.... Blegh.

Blegh? You're not supposed to drink them.

 

[imemkay]

I had a CT yesterday and was sitting there reading some stuff while I waited, one about barium enemas.... Blegh.

Eh, they're not that bad, we just make sure not to stand in the line of fire. I work Ortho now, so I don't have to worry about them anymore.

Hope everything turned out ok with your CT.

 

[TomBoner]

Wellllllllll!!! So sad I didn't drop by yesterday for this ... uhhhhhhhh ... ... enlightening conversation.



Happy Tooters day, beach! (Seems like an appropriate follow-up line from yesterday.

 

[TomBoner]

So go get busy, beachers, and make it a worthwhile hump day!

 

[TomBoner]

Isn't it about time you had another one of those weekends?

 

[TomBoner]

Hurry back beachers. Your missing out on the lucky day.

 

[BeachMomma]

I love that I can disappear for a few days knowing you guys will mind the shoppe for me. We are responsible for sharing our depravity throughout the land yanno.

Tom, I look forward to Friday the 13th. I consider it my lucky day. Today will be lucky indeed. I'm going for a highly coveted job interview in a couple of hours. Wish me luck!

Other than a rather foul case of bronchitis and laryngitis, this whole week has been rather lucky. I won't go into details right now, but the crowning glory was a huge raise that I got this week. $3/hr! Never fear. If I get/take the new job, the new pay scale will go with me. Wish me luck!

I hope you all get caught up in my good luck maelstrom and have a glorious day as well!

 

[NightL]

Friday 13 been and gone here - nothing negative or auspicious, though I did sleep through a planned phone date - actually that is a negative.

Re. job - all the curses of nursing hell if they don't accept you - I dated a few nurses - those curses are mean!

 

[BeachMomma]

It worked, Night. I got the job! And yeah those curses are evil! I'm still terrified of full moons! Lots of nurses fear STEMI curses, but personally the sundowners' curse does it for me!

 

[TomBoner]

It worked, Night. I got the job! And yeah those curses are evil! I'm still terrified of full moons! Lots of nurses fear STEMI curses, but personally the sundowners' curse does it for me!

CONGRATS TO YOU
BEACHERS!!!

But a very good slut ... and one I absolutely love.

...

Do some people still really think slut is a bad thing? I've absolutely loved every one of them I've ever met.

Seriously though ... congrats beachers.

 

[BeachMomma]

Thank you. On both counts. (All 3 counts? Hehehe)

Oh yeah. I almost forgot.

Happy Saturday!

Woohoo!

 

[TomBoner]

Well, frig it all anyway ... I'm having me a glass of wine!

When do you start the new job, beachers?

 

[BeachMomma]

Haha I'll be having a few glasses of something tonight!

My last day at the old job is Jan 11. She's hanging on to me as long as possible. I'll find out in the next few days when I'll start orientation for the new job.

What's on tap for your Monday morning? I already know what's on tap for your Monday night.

 

[TomBoner]

Haha I'll be having a few glasses of something tonight!

My last day at the old job is Jan 11. She's hanging on to me as long as possible. I'll find out in the next few days when I'll start orientation for the new job.

What's on tap for your Monday morning? I already know what's on tap for your Monday night.

Hell ... I'm not waiting until tonight. I'm thinkin' about starting at lunch time.

Just another day in paradise.

 

[BeachMomma]

Oh geez. Lol. Cheers!

 

[BeachMomma]

How did your all day drinking spree turn out? I started late - about 2200, but I made up for lost time quickly. I passed drunk and went straight to fucked up. Yesterday was a rough day for me. It started in tears, spent some time in drunken giggles, and ended in tears. I'm just happy I'm not hungover this morning.

That big full moon is taunting me this morning. It should be a glorious day. <\sarcasm>

I hope you have a lovely Tuesday!

 

[TomBoner]

Happy Tooooosday Beachers!!!

 

[TomBoner]

How did your all day drinking spree turn out? I started late - about 2200, but I made up for lost time quickly. I passed drunk and went straight to fucked up. Yesterday was a rough day for me. It started in tears, spent some time in drunken giggles, and ended in tears. I'm just happy I'm not hungover this morning.

That big full moon is taunting me this morning. It should be a glorious day. <\sarcasm>

I hope you have a lovely Tuesday!

Nothing wrong with a big full moon! Anyway, hope you're days better today. I'm not hungover either ...

... or maybe my brains just gotten used too this.

 

[BeachMomma]

Nurses don't like full moons! I'm always skeered to walk on the unit during a full moon. Anything is an improvement over yesterday tho.

 

[TomBoner]

How could you not simply love something this beautiful.

I think you need to go out and make full out balls to the walls wild passionate mind numbing sex under a full moon and then get back to me.



Happy Humpers Day Beaches!!!

 

[BeachMomma]

If I didn't have to work the next day I could probably enjoy it. Twelve hours of pure hell overshadows the beauty of the damn thing. Tuesday was sooo bad. How bad was it you ask. It was so bad I didn't get to pass my 1700 meds until 1930 and I threatened to start carrying a ball gag in my nursing bag. Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

I got into a creepy conversation with one of the docs about weird sex toys. Not sure how that happened. Lol. Another doc informed me that my bronchitis is actually pneumonia, and I fully expected one of my patients to die. She didn't, but I'll be surprised if she's still with us today. Oh, and I got a snake out of another patient's room. It was one of those very rare and elusive spotted dementia rattlers. We couldn't convince her there was no snake in her room so we gave up and just brought in a rattlesnake wrangler (aka nurses aide lol) to get rid of it.

They didn't teach us how to deal with shit like that in nursing school.

Just another day in the office. How was your day dear?

 

[TomBoner]

Sorry you're having such a rough week. I'm guessin' that a full moon Friday won't cheer you up much either.

Nonetheless, Happy Friday Beachers!

 

[BeachMomma]

Tom,with all the love in my heart....fuck you. Lol. It wasn't maxed out this week? Damn we're fucked.

 

[TomBoner]

Tom,with all the love in my heart....fuck you. Lol. It wasn't maxed out this week? Damn we're fucked.

Welllllll ... with all the love in my heart too, I'd love to fuck you too. Actually, I'm flattered that the feeling is mutual.

...

Is it ok if we throw in some oral sex too?

Happy Saturday Beachers!!!

Well ... that and getting a sloppy wet blowjob first thing in the morning!

 

[BeachMomma]

Ya know its not nice to mess with Momma's mind right? The moon is definitely waning. Asshole. Lol

Just for that, no morning blowjob for you!

We had a little pseudo-excitement yesterday. A few of us were sitting at the nurses station when the code blue light went off in one of the rooms. In unison, three nurses muttered oh fuck and went running into that room. By the time we got there a couple more had joined us. We went hauling ass in there, focused on the patient. It only took us a second to realize the patient was ok then we glanced around the room. A female deputy had been sitting w the patient who was also a prisoner. She was in the corner with her hand on her sidearm. Apparently we scared her as much as she scared us. Lol. She was trying to call the nurse for something and hit the wrong button. We educated her (lol) and left. I wonder if anybody had the presence of mind to ask what she wanted and help her. Lol. I didn't. I was in code blue mode. Anything less than that at that point didn't even register in my mind.

I guess we're lucky nobody got shot. Lol