so many fine Lads...how will you choose?

[Lady Reiha]

Awww. You outed my 'big' secret.

Ugggh. Alright, it's true. The hammer is my penis.



And It is now my solemn duty as her PR manager to make her win this thing.

I had to. Sorry love.

Lady R totally did.. quick question Chronie.. who is your nemesis?

And Vail FTW

*nod nod* I have no shame. >:3

Why Doctor Horrible of course. Think's he so smart, with his fancy degrees, and gadgets that never work, and his tiny girlish arms, and easily quivering lip. Can't do what a man's got to do, can he? Just cries every time I give him a wedgie.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Um... my vote goes to CT and Vail Indigo.

 

[FuckFantasy]

Awww. You outed my 'big' secret.

The hammer is my penis.

I can't even type out the ridiculous amount of puns and double entendres and dirty jokes the flooded me when I read this.

I wanna get nailed!

Pound me with that mallet, baby!

etc etc etc

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

My choices are:

Firmhanded_Daddy ~ Obvious reasons, my sweet sexy Daddy!

Last_Rider ~ Sweetest guy, amazing friend and hot writer

_Raven_ ~ Best Friend ever, my protector and sweet addiction, not to mention hot.

Tio_Narratore ~ Witty, Intelligent and has a way with the ladies <insert swoon here>

LitShark ~ Read his threads and you will add him too if you like the dark sadistic type!

dragonrazor ~ Randomly funny, sweet, kind and just adorable.

 

[dragonrazor]

My choices are:

Firmhanded_Daddy ~ Obvious reasons, my sweet sexy Daddy!

Last_Rider ~ Sweetest guy, amazing friend and hot writer

_Raven_ ~ Best Friend ever, my protector and sweet addiction, not to mention hot.

Tio_Narratore ~ Witty, Intelligent and has a way with the ladies <insert swoon here>

LitShark ~ Read his threads and you will add him too if you like the dark sadistic type!

dragonrazor ~ Randomly funny, sweet, kind and just adorable.

Danke. Now where's my breakfast? *dragony hunger*

 

[dragonrazor]

Ready I will shock everyone with my first addition to the list.......*drum roll*

Powerdog16 - among other things he is sexy man , a talented writer, caring , funny, strong, and a good friend....(and he is my wonderful master so ner so not sharing lol)

Since FD nominated Ezra I am totally aloud to second that now, Ezra is just amazing, caring compassionate, sexy , funny, very gifted writer and an incredible brat.

RP519 - sweet, funny, gives good Plot *grins* loyal wonderful friend, shameless flirt.

ProactiveBoy - romantic, this man loves to sweep the ladies off their feet with sweet gestures and make them feel special and cared for and he backs it up by meaning it. He is simply a very nice guy.

dragonrazor - So random, but so very amusing and often very sweet when he thinks no one is looking.

grant_s - I am just starting to get to know him and so far very nice genuine guy with a gift for writing descriptive scenes.

and really many more but my cold meds just kicked in and I am now nodding off...I will come back with more soon *smiles*

*blink blink*

 

[Lady Reiha]

I can't even type out the ridiculous amount of puns and double entendres and dirty jokes the flooded me when I read this.

I wanna get nailed!

Pound me with that mallet, baby!

etc etc etc

I will certainly do those things to him. No worries.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Ahem, having already nominated CG, chronicle tenko and leopard, I'm gonna add two more (who i should have thought of straight off)

My good friends and writing partners, two really, genuinely nice guys. Powerdog16 and grant_s

 

[monique_minx]

Oh dear god...you didn't...lmfao props to Ezra but you've gotta be kidding right?

My fucking list would go on for the next millennium!

Alright...but I'm gonna be completely and utterly bias considering I actually bother talking to the majority mentioned and am quite close (I think) with a fair few.

Seconding -

CG - love you my sweet, you're always a great well of strength and support to me completely understanding and always ready to UNBUTTON my blouse instead of ripping it off! *Grins* And I still wanna know if I'm a notch on your belt or if you're one on mine! lol!

Tio_Narratore - though I don't know you personally, I adore writing with you and reading your work. I've watched you with some of the other women and I have two words mister - smooth and operator.

Firmhanded_Daddy - in spite of everything that so sadly occurred, you did always have my back and you write like the devil on crack lol! Your voice should be made illegal in the majority of countries too!

Marauder13 - to whom I owe Taking Online Offline, such challenges it holds for Tameka and I; we've never had a hope in hell against Nicholas and you but we're too bratty to give up or in I have adored you for the longest time and we have the strangest conversations but if I overhear '6 foot' and 'Russian' I know what you're talking about! Lol! Give my ten foot pole back!

Chronie - my always protector, my great friend and confidant. Talking to you is so easy, you're so understanding and so flexible. I could scream at you all day, venting and ranting and you'd never bat an eye. You're my Jesus for a reason

LitShark - Oh my twisted sadist, how you scald me! My tongue will never wag your way again....but I can't stop it from being a brat! Sorry! I have held you in my arms at low points and you've shown me a little of your soft side, I felt so much reassurance in sadists just for having known you, you took a lot of fear from me and I am grateful.

Leopald - I left you last of all. I am being the most bias at this point lol! I have missed you and your cock soooo much Sir! I love fucking you, being your grateful little pain slut, being denied by you and being aroused by you. You should not be allowed to verbalize! You make me a blubbering mess that can't say 'maybe' just because you say so! Your voice is...*shivers*...and the way you articulate yourself with me is just plain cruel. I love it. Talking to you, you melting me, your ear is always mine just as mine is yours. Your cock is mine to worship and my cunt is yours. Period. you, my Master.

Adding -

Chgris - hottest vampire since Lestat! He makes me soak my seat when I watch him play and speaking to him in IM let me get to know the person behind the fanged facade. He is absolutely wonderful, I have never regretted inviting him to join 'A Two Fanged Seduction' and once upon a time he even managed to leave my Mistress Fae melting in her seat!

Bsquad - through thick and thin, up's and downs, even when we aren't 100% with each other...I can still count on you always to be there for me. I can count on your word and take you at it. I can trust you, you helped me in my first steps...you have my gratitude and my love forever...not words can express the divinity of this man, no one knows just how deep that trench goes...but between you and me; my darling....a little piece of me will always belong to you.

Okay...that's it for now! Might add more later...when my fingers start working again!

 

[EzraPound]

I have to throw my hat in for Leopald also.. the man is sooo damn hot, and a few other choice nouns and verbs too.

Chronie- the big guy is the best.

And I gladly support Ezra getting loves for this. Though I won't hump his leg. Smack his ass.. thats something completely different. Smacks Ez's ass

* pouts about the humping then quickly offers my ass*....thank you Miss!

 

[EzraPound]

Cause she's my girl, and I got nothing but love for her, and we said Lads... but I am going to bend gender here... cause I can.

Vail- with a strap on... gets a dreamy look and drools

*checking the rule book trying very..very....very.....hard....to NOT think about Vail with a strap-on...and failing miserably*

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

Firmhanded_Daddy - ..... Your voice should be made illegal in the majority of countries too!

That is the damn truth! Fucking downright sinful

 

[princesssexci]

Chronie: because he is nice and a wonderful writer as all the other ladies have said

Bluemage: Posting with him is amusing and sexy!!!

AnonymousWriter: Posting with him is just down right sexy!!

Musicankane: I nominate him because he pushes me to be more detailed and he too is a very detailed writer

Dragonrazor: Because uhhh he's dragon?

Shizzz: Have you ever posted with him?! His posts are effin hawt!

Kittenofdeath: Another amusing, fun, and sexy writer to write with

Prince_Truhan: Because he is an epic dom to post with

CG: Because his posts are detailed and sexy

Jeez my list could probably go on and on so I'll stop there

Also, this list is not in order

 

[dragonrazor]

Chronie: because he is nice and a wonderful writer as all the other ladies have said

Bluemage: Posting with him is amusing and sexy!!!

AnonymousWriter: Posting with him is just down right sexy!!

Musicankane: I nominate him because he pushes me to be more detailed and he too is a very detailed writer

Dragonrazor: Because uhhh he's dragon?

Shizzz: Have you ever posted with him?! His posts are effin hawt!

Kittenofdeath: Another amusing, fun, and sexy writer to write with

Prince_Truhan: Because he is an epic dom to post with

CG: Because his posts are detailed and sexy

Jeez my list could probably go on and on so I'll stop there

Also, this list is not in order

Heh heh heh

 

[princesssexci]

Chronie: because he is nice and a wonderful writer as all the other ladies have said

Bluemage: Posting with him is amusing and sexy!!!

AnonymousWriter: Posting with him is just down right sexy!!

Musicankane: I nominate him because he pushes me to be more detailed and he too is a very detailed writer

Dragonrazor: Because uhhh he's dragon?

Shizzz: Have you ever posted with him?! His posts are effin hawt!

Kittenofdeath: Another amusing, fun, and sexy writer to write with

Prince_Truhan: Because he is an epic dom to post with

CG: Because his posts are detailed and sexy

Jeez my list could probably go on and on so I'll stop there

Also, this list is not in order

Also, Vail...with a strap on.

 

[HypnoticErotic]

A male objectification thread.

I mean, if this isn't a quality board, then what is?

I nominate HypnoticErotic, because he so graciously told me in another thread that I'm his 'pretty pussy', mmmmmmmmmmm!



































lol no

I nominate Chronicle_Tenko and Leopald. Both of whom have prevented me from quitting Lit. ;D

you are a pretty pussy. do not play coy dear.

you should know that anything a lit man can offer i can do better.

make it known to all ladies here.

 

[dragonrazor]

you are a pretty pussy. do not play coy dear.

you should know that anything a lit man can offer i can do better.

make it known to all ladies here.

I find it funny that you don't get WHY they don't like you.

 

[HypnoticErotic]

Oh dear god...you didn't...lmfao props to Ezra but you've gotta be kidding right?

My fucking list would go on for the next millennium!

Alright...but I'm gonna be completely and utterly bias considering I actually bother talking to the majority mentioned and am quite close (I think) with a fair few.

Seconding -

CG - love you my sweet, you're always a great well of strength and support to me completely understanding and always ready to UNBUTTON my blouse instead of ripping it off! *Grins* And I still wanna know if I'm a notch on your belt or if you're one on mine! lol!

Tio_Narratore - though I don't know you personally, I adore writing with you and reading your work. I've watched you with some of the other women and I have two words mister - smooth and operator.

Firmhanded_Daddy - in spite of everything that so sadly occurred, you did always have my back and you write like the devil on crack lol! Your voice should be made illegal in the majority of countries too!

Marauder13 - to whom I owe Taking Online Offline, such challenges it holds for Tameka and I; we've never had a hope in hell against Nicholas and you but we're too bratty to give up or in I have adored you for the longest time and we have the strangest conversations but if I overhear '6 foot' and 'Russian' I know what you're talking about! Lol! Give my ten foot pole back!

Chronie - my always protector, my great friend and confidant. Talking to you is so easy, you're so understanding and so flexible. I could scream at you all day, venting and ranting and you'd never bat an eye. You're my Jesus for a reason

LitShark - Oh my twisted sadist, how you scald me! My tongue will never wag your way again....but I can't stop it from being a brat! Sorry! I have held you in my arms at low points and you've shown me a little of your soft side, I felt so much reassurance in sadists just for having known you, you took a lot of fear from me and I am grateful.

Leopald - I left you last of all. I am being the most bias at this point lol! I have missed you and your cock soooo much Sir! I love fucking you, being your grateful little pain slut, being denied by you and being aroused by you. You should not be allowed to verbalize! You make me a blubbering mess that can't say 'maybe' just because you say so! Your voice is...*shivers*...and the way you articulate yourself with me is just plain cruel. I love it. Talking to you, you melting me, your ear is always mine just as mine is yours. Your cock is mine to worship and my cunt is yours. Period. you, my Master.

Adding -

Chgris - hottest vampire since Lestat! He makes me soak my seat when I watch him play and speaking to him in IM let me get to know the person behind the fanged facade. He is absolutely wonderful, I have never regretted inviting him to join 'A Two Fanged Seduction' and once upon a time he even managed to leave my Mistress Fae melting in her seat!

Bsquad - through thick and thin, up's and downs, even when we aren't 100% with each other...I can still count on you always to be there for me. I can count on your word and take you at it. I can trust you, you helped me in my first steps...you have my gratitude and my love forever...not words can express the divinity of this man, no one knows just how deep that trench goes...but between you and me; my darling....a little piece of me will always belong to you.

Okay...that's it for now! Might add more later...when my fingers start working again!

you're wasting your time my precious niblet.

pm me when you can commit to deeper pleasure.

 

[HypnoticErotic]

I will certainly do those things to him. No worries.

you haven't seen my hammer yet, tiny darling.

perhaps i will reconsider and add you to my list?

how could i have missed a treat such as yourself?

 

[princesssexci]

you are a pretty pussy. do not play coy dear.

you should know that anything a lit man can offer i can do better.

make it known to all ladies here.

I don't even KNOW you and already I don't like you.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

you are a pretty pussy. do not play coy dear.

you should know that anything a lit man can offer i can do better.

make it known to all ladies here.

you're wasting your time my precious niblet.

pm me when you can commit to deeper pleasure.

You realise how creepy you are right? And you also realise just how sad and pathetic you seem. No one is giving you points for persistence or perseverance. You creeped everyone out. And they've all told you to go to hell.

It is the first thing I watched Rayne and Minx agree on. Leave please.

 

[Ahren]

you haven't seen my hammer yet, tiny darling.

perhaps i will reconsider and add you to my list?

how could i have missed a treat such as yourself?

Everyone here is essentially mocking you for your idiotic thread from the other day. Are you really that dense to not understand this? I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and not judge you by one post but it's clear the women were right to get angry.

Shut the fuck up. Please.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

you haven't seen my hammer yet, tiny darling.

perhaps i will reconsider and add you to my list?

how could i have missed a treat such as yourself?

Now you make me angry. Leave before I pay 4-channers to nuke your mail accounts.

 

[dragonrazor]

You realise how creepy you are right? And you also realise just how sad and pathetic you seem. No one is giving you points for persistence or perseverance. You creeped everyone out. And they've all told you to go to hell.

It is the first thing I watched Rayne and Minx agree on. Leave please.

He doesn't seem to realize that guys like him give the rest of us a bad reputation. He's scum. Women are into MEN, not Tentacle Monsters.

 

[HypnoticErotic]

Oh, yeah, 'hot' doesn't even begin to cover it. A smoldering, sadistic, charming, wicked bastard with a sexy tongue. I'd fan girl for him all day long. *grins*

Chronie is also sexy. Sensual. Surprisingly kinky and deliciously fun. A kind, decent man with a real appetite for hot and heavy play.

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

these two men you praise? they might be able to please you for a night.

but i can please you perpetually. if you would only take me seriously.

the first man, this "LEOPALD" sounds like a preview of what i can offer.
no disrespect.
i merely feel if you are ready for him you may be ready for myself.
no mortal can be as sadistic as i, little lass.

there is no such thing as a kind decent man, precious silly.
this latter man, "CHRONICLE" is simply a mirage a figment of the imagtination.

you may pm me when you are through wasting your sugary treats
with those who may not understand how to make their flavors
sing.