so many fine Lads...how will you choose?

[dragonrazor]

I actually cackled a bit at that very last part! Can you imagine him sitting there, stroking a fluffy white cat while wearing an eye patch and hissing, "My preciousssssssssssss" at the computer screen while he stalks all of our posts?

At least it's not a "I expect you to DIE, Mister Bond".

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Your plan sounds ideal. Will it be released on videotape?

Yes, I'm blocking him now. Hopefully he'll block me back, because I'm SUCH a tease, he can't even control his ability to write respectfully when I come around. *Eye roll*

Maybe. It'd be fun to make money off of revenge too. But I'll send you a free copy.

Incidentally, I'd be happy to help any of these other ladies with my revenge scheme. even if it isn't with me. Have a date get laid, laugh that it isn't this guy. It's like the best plan ever.

 

[FuckFantasy]

At least it's not a "I expect you to DIE, Mister Bond".

Love it.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

This guy comes off like a cartoon character powered by loathing and Ruffees.

Somewhere the creators of The PowerPuff Girls, Are going. Jesus that was brilliant. Why didn't we think of that?

 

[dragonrazor]

Somewhere the creators of The PowerPuff Girls, Are going. Jesus that was brilliant. Why didn't we think of that?

I thought that was how HIM came about o.o

 

[kairotic]

At least it's not a "I expect you to DIE, Mister Bond".

And what makes both Goldfinger and my image of this dude dangerous?

Both have an affinity for smoking jackets. Think about it:

cheeseball dialogue + general shadiness of character
= smoking jacket​

It's sartorial math, plain and simple.

 

[FuckFantasy]

Maybe. It'd be fun to make money off of revenge too. But I'll send you a free copy.

Incidentally, I'd be happy to help any of these other ladies with my revenge scheme. even if it isn't with me. Have a date get laid, laugh that it isn't this guy. It's like the best plan ever.

That's like the best male escort advertisement EVER.

Superimpose a picture of some pathetic asshole (HypnoticMoronic, perhaps) next to a photo of some stud (Like, I don't know, maybe you? *Lashes flutter coquettishly*) and then your line:

"HAVE A DATE. GET LAID. LAUGH THAT IT ISN'T THIS GUY. (arrow pointing to the sad bastard on the left).

CHRONICLE_TENKO'S GIGOLO SERVICES, FOR THE WOMAN WITH DISCERNING TASTES."

 

[dragonrazor]

Love it.

If I were a Bond Villain. Hmm...well, for starters, the over elaborate traps and gimmicks aren't happening. My method of dealing with Mister Bond is quite simple. He will be stripped entirely naked first of all (no gadgets getting in the way of his death, dammit). He would be thoroughly inspected by a large German woman named Helga to make sure he has no implants or such things (including his dental work). Then he would be chained up spread eagle, two meters off the floor. Then he would be dismembered one digit at a time (or blown to bits at close range with a good, trusty, H&K designed grenade launcher).

 

[chronicle_tenko]

That's like the best male escort advertisement EVER.

Superimpose a picture of some pathetic asshole (HypnoticMoronic, perhaps) next to a photo of some stud (Like, I don't know, maybe you? *Lashes flutter coquettishly*) and then your line:

"HAVE A DATE. GET LAID. LAUGH THAT IT ISN'T THIS GUY. (arrow pointing to the sad bastard on the left).

CHRONICLE_TENKO'S GIGOLO SERVICES, FOR THE WOMAN WITH DISCERNING TASTES."

You are just too good to me.

*Fake Tear*

But my demand would be too high. I'll need others, and in order to provide quality service. I'll need to know who to hire. So.... *Gets on my soapbox*

Lets keep these votes coming ladies. Is your favorite dragon under represented? Vote for a scaly today? I'm in the lead now, But who's catching up? It's Vail_indigo with a strap-on, and Leopald. This is anybody's race folks.

So get your vote in or remember you can't complain for another four years.

*Gets off my soapbox*

 

[princesssexci]

You are just too good to me.

*Fake Tear*

But my demand would be too high. I'll need others, and in order to provide quality service. I'll need to know who to hire. So.... *Gets on my soapbox*

Lets keep these votes coming ladies. Is your favorite dragon under represented? Vote for a scaly today? I'm in the lead now, But who's catching up? It's Vail_indigo with a strap-on, and Leopald. This is anybody's race folks.

So get your vote in or remember you can't complain for another four years.

*Gets off my soapbox*

Can you vote twice?

 

[EzraPound]

You are just too good to me.

*Fake Tear*

But my demand would be too high. I'll need others, and in order to provide quality service. I'll need to know who to hire. So.... *Gets on my soapbox*

Lets keep these votes coming ladies. Is your favorite dragon under represented? Vote for a scaly today? I'm in the lead now, But who's catching up? It's Vail_indigo with a strap-on, and Leopald. This is anybody's race folks.

So get your vote in or remember you can't complain for another four years.

*Gets off my soapbox*

Bless your big twisted heart CT..and thanks for the course correction....but I have been laughing my ass off..

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Can you vote twice?

Don't know. Don't think so anyway.

 

[princesssexci]

Don't know. Don't think so anyway.

*snaps fingers in mock disappointment* Okies.

 

[Mephistophelily]

I need to add LitShark to my list.

From my first time posting with that guy, he sent a spark through my body that I still get re-reading those threads. He was a dominating guy, yes; but he also had a gentle side to him that he truly did let out once in awhile. Both sides to him made me weak in the knees and left my heart racing, simply from his written word.

His posts encouraged me to work on my own writing to a further level.
He also made me realize there was another side to myself, that someone else helped me to understand a bit more.

 

[yeishia]

I think that everyone on Lit is special in their own unique way, male or female. I will not post a list simply because I have only met a select few, and so I feel it would be unfair of me to choose, over those I have no knowledge of yet...

"Those bound to my heart know exactly who they are, and what they mean to me."

Good luck to you all!

​

 

[Mephistophelily]

I was talking to someone about all these.
He was leery on it becoming a popularity contest.

I don't see it that way; more an expression of thanking the Litfriends we've all made. Why they brighten our day, why we're always so happy to see a post or PM from them. (And yes, some, why we've developed LitCrushes. I know I've got my fair share of 'em.)

But not as a reason to go "Wait, you listed them and not me? Asshole!"

My two cents.


... Now back to "Literotica's Next Top Gigalo!"

 

[Ahren]

It is a popularity contest. I mean, literally. By the context of the first post, it is a contest to deem who is the most popular.

Granted, I think that it is silly to turn it into a contest, but if people want to express their appreciation for their fellow writers then I guess why not? It really should just be lists and no "results" should be compiled or anything.

 

[EzraPound]

I was talking to someone about all these.
He was leery on it becoming a popularity contest.

I don't see it that way; more an expression of thanking the Litfriends we've all made. Why they brighten our day, why we're always so happy to see a post or PM from them. (And yes, some, why we've developed LitCrushes. I know I've got my fair share of 'em.)

But not as a reason to go "Wait, you listed them and not me? Asshole!"

My two cents.


... Now back to "Literotica's Next Top Gigalo!"

thank you ...I haven't been keeping count or any thing like that..(although I am ...um...well...ambivolent about the realization that "Vail w/ strap on" is very close to the top of the list,) ..the whole thing even the 8th sign of the Apocalypse, (Minx standing up for Rayne) has been heart warming ..

I tried to compose a list for the "lass" thread but found my self completely unable to pick and choose..the comparisons all being like comparing apples to oranges....I have at one time or another been drawn to or desire for just about every lovely female on LIT...( ok yeah ..I am something of a slut..can I help i,t if I just LOVE women in general? and not the piggish way..but I truly love every thing about them..even the thier dark sides...*looking at the pointing fingers* ...ok....especialy the dark sides..

and I want to add my vote for "Vail w/ strap on" ..I would sooo go there...yeah I know hopeless..

 

[Mephistophelily]

I will laugh my ass off if the "Finest Lad" is Vail with a strap-on.

(Though hopefully it doesn't crush male egos... too badly.)

 

[dragonrazor]

I will laugh my ass off if the "Finest Lad" is Vail with a strap-on.

(Though hopefully it doesn't crush male egos... too badly.)

I would also be laughing, actually.

 

[Ahren]

It would really just prove my point which I have stated in the past that the girls here would rather just have each other than the guys. It's like this forum won't accept new female users unless they check a box that says either "lesbian" or "bisexual." If you pick "straight" it just makes your computer explode.

 

[Mephistophelily]

It would really just prove my point which I have stated in the past that the girls here would rather just have each other than the guys. It's like this forum won't accept new female users unless they check a box that says either "lesbian" or "bisexual." If you pick "straight" it just makes your computer explode.

Not true, not true.
You just happen to "hang out" with a group that has a majority of bi/bicurious/lesbian girls.

If it makes you feel better, dear, I'm simply bicurious.
Vail is very much the spider in her web when it comes to pushing that "curious" part.

 

[HypnoticErotic]

to lit's men:

had i no effect on "your" women, they would
not be responding with such repetition.

fantasy and minxy especially.

i am not a rapist or a stalker. i am a man who
knows what he wants.

i am tired of sluts who behave as such then cry
when that is how they are treated.

yes fantasy is a tease. yes minxy wants attention.

and more girls beg for it all over.

then i give it and it is unwelcomed, when my posts
were meant to seduce to flatter. why the outrage?

should i leave if i am to be threatened, or shall i
stay and fight the good fight as it may?

i do not wish a soul harm though only in the throws
of sexual activity.

 

[Mephistophelily]

to lit's men:

had i no effect on "your" women, they would
not be responding with such repetition.

fantasy and minxy especially.

i am not a rapist or a stalker. i am a man who
knows what he wants.

i am tired of sluts who behave as such then cry
when that is how they are treated.

yes fantasy is a tease. yes minxy wants attention.

and more girls beg for it all over.

then i give it and it is unwelcomed, when my posts
were meant to seduce to flatter. why the outrage?

should i leave if i am to be threatened, or shall i
stay and fight the good fight as it may?

i do not wish a soul harm though only in the throws
of sexual activity.

Go. The hell. AWAY.

 

[Leopald]

I agree that something like this cannot be anything other than a popularity contest. Sure, some names are called simply based on someone's writing, but for the most part, its a question of who has spent the most time or made the biggest impression on whom. Which is popularity. Not that its a bad thing, or even that I care all that much. But let's call it what it is.

Secondly... Sadism is not a contest, Hypnotoad. Maso's rarely scour the earth looking for the most sadistic person to have ever lived. They're looking for the level and style that fits them best. Mine happens to fit some, and I'm sure that yours, which is apparently beyond what mortal man can achieve, keeps the undead gals very happy. The point is, it doesn't really work as a pickup line to say, "Oh, I'm more awesome than he is, pick me!" Especially when the person you're trying to trump has ten times the amount of awesome you do.

And thanks for putting Minx to bed, CT. I'm gonna have to beat that girl senseless...