so many fine Lads...how will you choose?

[Dr_James]

He's just a trolldler anyways.

Borderline sociopath is more like it.

 

[dragonrazor]

thank you. this has expressed my point further.
i did not know that i was speaking to "Chronicle"
girlfriend. i am sorry. did not know she was off
limits.

i apologize to the ladies though i still feel some
were are tactless to me as well. i do not like rape.
i do not like that girl being applauded for saying
such. i was admiring her and wanted to woo her.
she responded with claws out. never again.

The point is that it shouldn't matter. Real men don't treat women the way you've treated them. That's why you got the claws.

 

[Ahren]

I don't think anyone was technically calling you a rapist, just that you seemed to follow a similar logic. It's a thin line though, and implying someone is even like a rapist because of some posts on an internet forum is a bit much. A lot of the replies were a bit much. Which is why I just wanted everyone to shut up. Nothing good comes from yelling at someone over the Internet.

 

[zydrate]

blinks

Wow....sometimes I just come online at the most odd times...

goes back into hiding in her bedroom

 

[Dr_James]

blinks

Wow....sometimes I just come online at the most odd times...

goes back into hiding in her bedroom

The lounge is quite the hotbed for drama today, Zy.

 

[Veroe]

I honestly don't know what upsets me more here the potential for disaster in this popularity contest or the yelling over the internet. (that made me laugh over the internet Ahren, LOL)

If guys are allowed to vote I'd like to put my three dark horses in the running.
Or if I'm not allowed to vote I'd like to remind any of the ladies of a couple gents that may have been overlooked here.

1. TrithIre
2. Powerdog16
3. CGraven

Any thread one of these fine writers starts or is involved in I read and enjoy the first and third I have read and enjoyed for years from the lonely days where I lurked in this forum.

 

[dragonrazor]

I honestly don't know what upsets me more here the potential for disaster in this popularity contest or the yelling over the internet. (that made me laugh over the internet Ahren, LOL)

If guys are allowed to vote I'd like to put my three dark horses in the running.
Or if I'm not allowed to vote I'd like to remind any of the ladies of a couple gents that may have been overlooked here.

1. TrithIre
2. Powerdog16
3. CGraven

Any thread one of these fine writers starts or is involved in I read and enjoy the first and third I have read and enjoyed for years from the lonely days where I lurked in this forum.

I can vouch for Tir's exceptional writing ability. One of the only guys I know who can write better female roles than most women can.

 

[Trixabell]

FUCK!!!!
Cant a girl go to work without missing everything!
Damn you all are too much!
This thread was seriously the best way to start off my weekend!
Love you Ezra! We want more!


Oh and um ya.......Vail with a strap-on please.....

 

[Last_Rider]

Well, I'd nominate Chgris, I have no idea what it is about his writing that gets me so involved, but there it is.

 

[Veroe]

FUCK!!!!
Cant a girl go to work without missing everything!
Damn you all are too much!
This thread was seriously the best way to start off my weekend!
Love you Ezra! We want more!


Oh and um ya.......Vail with a strap-on please.....

that's hilarious I don't know who's in the lead but it'd be Funny (capital F) if Vail outmans every guy here.

Oh and Trixa, no you can't go to work without missing everything. We wait for you to leave your house and rush to our computers determined to squeeze in as much as possible before you get back home.

It's our evil conspiracy to take over Kansas...wait guys....someone tell me, please, why do we want Kansas anyway? And how is giving Trixabell a good way to start her weekend going to get us Kansas too?

Now I'm confused.
I knew I shouldn't have slept during the pre-conspiracy briefing.

 

[Lady Reiha]

thank you. this has expressed my point further.
i did not know that i was speaking to "Chronicle"
girlfriend. i am sorry. did not know she was off
limits.

i apologize to the ladies though i still feel some
were are tactless to me as well. i do not like rape.
i do not like that girl being applauded for saying
such. i was admiring her and wanted to woo her.
she responded with claws out. never again.

*sigh* It's fine. At least you apologized.

Now, be a doll and apologize to everyone.

Merci Beaucoup.

*puts her precious toys away*

Excuse me. I got a pounding headache.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

that's hilarious I don't know who's in the lead but it'd be Funny (capital F) if Vail outmans every guy here.

Oh and Trixa, no you can't go to work without missing everything. We wait for you to leave your house and rush to our computers determined to squeeze in as much as possible before you get back home.

It's our evil conspiracy to take over Kansas...wait guys....someone tell me, please, why do we want Kansas anyway? And how is giving Trixabell a good way to start her weekend going to get us Kansas too?

Now I'm confused.
I knew I shouldn't have slept during the pre-conspiracy briefing.

*snorts laughter and messes up her keyboard* Thanks....

*sigh* It's fine. At least you apologized.

Now, be a doll and apologize to everyone.

Merci Beaucoup.

*puts her precious toys away*

Excuse me. I got a pounding headache.

*places kisses on Rei-Rei's cheeks...*

 

[Last_Rider]

If it matters Veroe, I was against Kansas. I've driven across it many times and there's just nothing there. As for how Trixa might play into it, you should know the largest flaw in evil conspiracies is that they get revealed too early.

 

[Veroe]

Right, so the guy who blabbed is gonna just dissapear.

Wait! I'm the guy who

 

[Trixabell]

that's hilarious I don't know who's in the lead but it'd be Funny (capital F) if Vail outmans every guy here.

Oh and Trixa, no you can't go to work without missing everything. We wait for you to leave your house and rush to our computers determined to squeeze in as much as possible before you get back home.

It's our evil conspiracy to take over Kansas...wait guys....someone tell me, please, why do we want Kansas anyway? And how is giving Trixabell a good way to start her weekend going to get us Kansas too?

Now I'm confused.
I knew I shouldn't have slept during the pre-conspiracy briefing.

I have no clue but any good conspiracy theorist would be interested to know that I am Kansas native......hum......wonder what that means.

 

[FuckFantasy]

i am going to try to defend myself. not because i
want dramatic consequences but because i am
trying to simply explain why i behaved as i did.

many ladies here say sexual posts at any given
time. and the men act in kind. but then when
someone new such as myself tries to join in
with a different approach, he is mocked.

furthermore FuckFantasy has deeply offended me.
Lady Reija has also offended me, but I do not wish
to brawl with her beau, so i will overlook her threats
on my genitals.

FuckFantasy has accused me of being a rapist and
stalker. all because i flirted with her and sent pms.
why are you all defending her when she is the one
out of line? i believe in free speech so i hope i too
shall not be censored..

FuckFantasy have you or have you not made the
following posts?


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34703030#post34703030


http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34674149&postcount=71

why do you feel i am attacking you when you
have left messages as these? i cannot be the
only male to have noticed you. you are very
much advertising sex. i called you a slut not
because i mean it negatively because you
seem to want this very treatment!

why are you, miss fantasy, allowed to say
such things about lit men? things like this:


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34727633#post34727633

about "Leopald" no less, a man who lacks honor
when he insults me, and about another person
whose girlfriend finds it fitting to threaten me
with physical violence. why are you allowed to
speak in a way but i cannot?

i am not attempting to start a fight. i simply want
to know what i have done that is so different.

"Leopald" and "Chronicle" may also drag Minxy
away and say they will beat her senseless. why?
why can they say this and i cannot? because i am
new? because i made an exclusive list? why are
they heralded heroes and i am compared to a
criminal? i am offended and hurt! i will leave but
i would appreciate a reply from someone on this.
i am saddened because i had so wanted a play.

So I'm going to go against my better judgment here and actually reply to you. For the final time.

First, let me put on some super fun mood music! This is a nuanced, moving piece on the same level as a Vivaldi concerto, with all the inventive passion of a Pablo Neruda sonnet. This is a song for a generation, by the great Mariah Carey. It's called Obsessed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8&feature=avmsc2

"And I was like, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?'" - M.C.

Now, can I just say, to all of you, that the man keeps quoting me and even I'm sick of it? Seeing the same silly, unimportant things I've written again and again is getting so tired. I have no idea why he's clinging to two or three quotations and harping on them continually, but I'm beginning to feel bad for ever writing ANYTHING at all. Sorry guys.

Here we go. I’m doing this in list form, because as someone a touch OCD, I adore lists! It’s just one of my many fabulous personality traits that you’re missing out on, because you forgot that there’s a living, breathing woman behind all those deliciously dirty words you’ve come to love so much.

1. I never called you a rapist. I simply said that you were making excuses similar to those a rapist, or stalker, would use. That doesn't mean I believe you're going to leap through my computer screen and attack me. (Just as you know damn well that LR isn't going to actually come after you with sharp objects and make your balls her new key chain!) That does mean some of the things you've said rubbed me, and everyone else, the wrong way. For a man who comes off so aggressively, you sure can’t handle a few snide quips in return.

2. Yes. *Blank stare. Three slow blinks.* I... 'advertise sex'. My handle is Fuck. Fantasy. My signature has a link to a sexual. role playing. profile. The cat's out of the bag, but she doesn't like being referred to as a 'pretty pussy' just because of the posts she creates. (That was the very first thing you said to me, and it kind of made my skin crawl. Are you getting it now?)

I've said a lot of sexual things on Lit. That doesn't make them open invitations for you to chase me around, at least not until you take the time to get to know me a little.

If you went to a bar and saw an attractive girl dressed in suggestive clothing, would you run up to her and start breathing down her neck and immediately suggest she kneel at your feet in worship? No. At least, I certainly hope you wouldn't. Anyone with enough brain cells to rub together realizes that the Internet isn’t much different. You should approach people with respect, regardless of who they are or what they’ve previously said.

3. I’m just some dumb slut begging to be taken on sight by the first man who comes her way, so forgive my confusion here, but…

You say Leo lacks honor. Before that you said there’s no such thing as a decent man. So…. which is it? *Cocks that pretty little head and strikes her best thinking pose* Men are supposed to be honorable even though you say they’re all scumbags? Don’t you think you’re contradicting yourself there, stud?

I wrote a few playful sentences of praise for Leo and Chronicle, because I’ve spent time talking to them and building… rapport, so to speak. You made a list of women you’d like to ‘choose’ from after reading a few of our posts, and leaving hard-up, creepy replies right off the bat. Can you really not see the distinction? I’m not receiving any special treatment; you’re just acting like an idiot.

4. You didn’t flirt with me. You didn’t just send me a ‘few’ PMs. You practically followed me around Lit and kept sending me messages every time you saw me on. I didn’t respond because I’d read your replies on the boards, and you’d already screwed up your first impression. I won’t speak for every other woman here, but I’d bet good money that they all felt the same way. The problem here is YOU, not me, not Minx, not LR, not Chronie, not Leo, not anyone else, but YOU. You are the constant in every situation in which you end up ‘hurt’ and upset. You need to change your attitude and, yes, take a walk.

5. There is no five. This is the OCD at work. I needed a nice round number before I told you goodbye forever. *Waves*

Oh, wait, here's something: You haven’t even SEEN me with claws out, boy. This is me totally calm and ready to handle you in a rational manner. But contact me or any of the other good people on here again, and you’ll get a dose of just how nasty I can be. I promise you, you won’t enjoy it.

 

[Leopald]

I have no clue but any good conspiracy theorist would be interested to know that I am Kansas native......hum......wonder what that means.

It means someone had better tie you up and carry you off to their secret lair. For your own good, of course. Its to protect you from the conspiracy...

...I volunteer.

 

[Ahren]

Don't know why I even bother.

I need to post a song to counter Mariah Carey...

Here we go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUuV1mN5vY

And why not another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Vsx8BTXCg

 

[Veroe]

I have no clue but any good conspiracy theorist would be interested to know that I am Kansas native......hum......wonder what that means.

get out of town

I picked Kansas completely out of random there.

While in Leopold's secret lair we in the conspiracy will rush to our computers to get as much done as possible again.

And I don't know why Leopold calls it a secret lair...what with the huge flashing neon sign that says: "Leopold's Secret Lair...shh don't tell anyone." Wait there's another sign. It says: "Leopold's secret lair gaurded by the bunny from Monty Python."

Turns to Rider...you didn't bring the Holy hand grenade did you?

Me neither.

Turns and flees....Run away! Run away!

 

[Last_Rider]

See, the plan continues to come together wonderfully

 

[Ausus_girl13]

I've decided that I like Veroe... nicely handled in several threads. (not that I didn't like ou before... nevertheless.. ici)

Also! Since no one else has said it HypnoErotic crazy man guyface...

The reason that Chronie and Leo can get away with beating Minx's ass, why FF doesn't want to touch you (other than the really obvious reasons).... is..

CONSENT!!!!!

Say it with me now.

Consent. You don't have consent. You assumed from the way that they handled themselves that consent was inherent, even here. It isn't. You have to actually ask.

Can I play with/diddle/smack you/fuck with/handle your goodies?

Consent. It's the word of the Day!!

Oh and still Vail- with a strap on... and my vote counts twice! giggles

 

[Trixabell]

get out of town

I picked Kansas completely out of random there.

While in Leopold's secret lair we in the conspiracy will rush to our computers to get as much done as possible again.

And I don't know why Leopold calls it a secret lair...what with the huge flashing neon sign that says: "Leopold's Secret Lair...shh don't tell anyone." Wait there's another sign. It says: "Leopold's secret lair gaurded by the bunny from Monty Python."

Turns to Rider...you didn't bring the Holy hand grenade did you?

Me neither.

Turns and flees....Run away! Run away!

Ok it gets weirder.....
Not only am I a Kansas native but I happen to own a 'sharp pointy teeth' rabbit stapler - ya try not be jealous!

Stapler

 

[Trixabell]

It means someone had better tie you up and carry you off to their secret lair. For your own good, of course. Its to protect you from the conspiracy...

...I volunteer.

*perks up at the thought of a Lair*
Well now....if it's for my own good........

 

[Last_Rider]

Well, I used to have one, but I counted to five.

Run away!

Oh, and Trixa, that is kind of freaky. where'd you get that stapler, I'm totally jealous.

 

[Trixabell]

A catalog, but they are all over the internet.
Are my awesome office supplies earning me cool points yet?