dragonrazor
Boobies...BOOBIES....
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It's there to slay characters that look like trolls?
Nah, that's what fire's for. Trolls burn real well.
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It's there to slay characters that look like trolls?
strolls through wearing one strap-on, and carrying another...a very slender one for particular uses...and strolls out
That was the MOST entertaining reading I have done in the lounges in a while!!!!!!!!!
Give them a hands Ladies and Gents!!!
Our resident know-it-all and gundam specialist- Draggy!!
She means business, she'll chop your dick off and smile while she does it! Rei- Rei!!
He's in the lead, but it hasn't gone to his head!! Chronie!
She's hot, she's bothered and she can tell you when You're fucked up! FuckFantasy!
And now he's the resident eunuch! Point it at anyone cause there's nothing left! You love to hate him! HypnoticErotic!
And our supporting cast! Ezra, Minx, Leo, and I am sure there are others.... GIVE IT UP!!!!! That was awesome! Take a bow ladies and gents!!!!!!!!!
Leopald (he is an amazing writer and I enjoy seeing the girls throw panties at him)
Thank you, Luna. You're on my list, too.
And I'm making a collection of said panties if you would like to contribute...
I'm most sorry to hear about your woes Miss Luna, I hope things begin looking up sooner rather than later.
*grins all over herself*
Have nothing sexy~just boy shorts and boxer briefs...
Those will work...
I'll even help you get them off, if you like.
reads back up
Oh, why thank you Miss Luna, I'm honored.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34703030#post34703030I CRAVE cock. In fact, I'll watch an expertly done blowjob and orgasm multiple times from that one scene alone, something I rarely do while watching other porn activities.
Something about making a man REALLY moan while I'm on my knees and using my mouth gets me wet like nothing else. 99.9% of the time, my number one goal is to swallow my man's load, and to lick that bad boy clean. Not all guys taste the same, it's true... but have SEEN a man's face when he blows his wad and you keep licking and slurping and taking every last drop? Have you ever HEARD the sound he makes when he's cum and you're bobbing your pretty little head, desperate to keep up while your tongue laps up all that frothy jizz?
It's enough to make me cum just thinking about it.
Facials, on the other hand? No. Hot cum dripping from my mouth and breasts (especially my nipples!) is one thing, but guys who try to aim for my eyes and nose and hair NEED NOT APPLY HERE. I can't stand that. I don't mind getting my lipstick smeared from all this penis-to-mouth fun, or some really hot and heavy kissing. But spunk hurting my eyes and making my mascara run kills my mood, and frankly, kind of pisses me off.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34674149&postcount=71Power Exchange: Can I just say that I take issue with the term 'vanilla'? It irks me that any scenario not involving a master/mistress and sub is equated with a dull, tedious interaction. I'm turned on by sex with strangers, public settings, manipulation, coercion, reluctance, spontaneity, and any combination thereof. I like it wild, I like it rough, I like digging my glossy nails into your biceps and losing the ability to control my every scream as you relentlessly pound me with your rock hard, throbbing cock, fucking me mercilessly until we both drop from exhaustion. None of that translates as boring to me.
I guess if I had to classify myself in one area, I can be submissive. It is fun to have a strong, powerful man throw me around, shove me down, and take me, any way he wants me. But I don't give up full control very easily, which might irritate some. I prefer to think of myself as a... potentially rewarding challenge. *winks*
Bodytype: In reality, I go to great lengths to keep my body in shape, so I generally play women who are also physically fit. I'm leggy and buxom in parts, but I don't mind playing someone more petite.
Likes/kinks: In addition to what I discussed in the power exchange section, I'm really into the idea of having sex with someone I shouldn't. It could be anyone from an authority figure to a family member. I crave to be bad. You'll have to ask me first if you want me to play a good girl. I also love biting, spanking, slapping, hair pulling, and any other way you'd like to rough me up without actually making me bleed, or vomit. I also get off on filthy language; the dirtier the better. And I can play consent or non-consent with great ease.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34727633#post34727633Oh, yeah, 'hot' doesn't even begin to cover it. A smoldering, sadistic, charming, wicked bastard with a sexy tongue. I'd fan girl for him all day long. *grins*
Chronie is also sexy. Sensual. Surprisingly kinky and deliciously fun. A kind, decent man with a real appetite for hot and heavy play.
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
i am going to try to defend myself. not because i
want dramatic consequences but because i am
trying to simply explain why i behaved as i did.
many ladies here say sexual posts at any given
time. and the men act in kind. but then when
someone new such as myself tries to join in
with a different approach, he is mocked.
furthermore FuckFantasy has deeply offended me.
Lady Reija has also offended me, but I do not wish
to brawl with her beau, so i will overlook her threats
on my genitals.
FuckFantasy has accused me of being a rapist and
stalker. all because i flirted with her and sent pms.
why are you all defending her when she is the one
out of line? i believe in free speech so i hope i too
shall not be censored..
FuckFantasy have you or have you not made the
following posts?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34703030#post34703030
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34674149&postcount=71
why do you feel i am attacking you when you
have left messages as these? i cannot be the
only male to have noticed you. you are very
much advertising sex. i called you a slut not
because i mean it negatively because you
seem to want this very treatment!
why are you, miss fantasy, allowed to say
such things about lit men? things like this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34727633#post34727633
about "Leopald" no less, a man who lacks honor
when he insults me, and about another person
whose girlfriend finds it fitting to threaten me
with physical violence. why are you allowed to
speak in a way but i cannot?
i am not attempting to start a fight. i simply want
to know what i have done that is so different.
"Leopald" and "Chronicle" may also drag Minxy
away and say they will beat her senseless. why?
why can they say this and i cannot? because i am
new? because i made an exclusive list? why are
they heralded heroes and i am compared to a
criminal? i am offended and hurt! i will leave but
i would appreciate a reply from someone on this.
i am saddened because i had so wanted a play.
Okay, I know Ahren's going to hate me for this but it has to be said once and for all. No one's offended you. YOU've offended everyone. It's in your best interests to walk away and not look back. It's the things you say, the way you behave, that marks you as the one at fault. You have no possible defense against the truth. So let it go and vanish like the elven people.
Dragon, he's offended because his beliefs about women have turned out to not be true. We are not falling in line with what he wants, we are not behaving in the way he expects.
In short, we are sluts who won't slut with him.
I can imagine his feelings might be hurt by that, but, of course, none of it is ACTUALLY true, just his twisted view
He's just a trolldler anyways.
I'm not sure thats true.
I think he may just hate women, and is about as bright as a wall.
i am going to try to defend myself. not because i
want dramatic consequences but because i am
trying to simply explain why i behaved as i did.
many ladies here say sexual posts at any given
time. and the men act in kind. but then when
someone new such as myself tries to join in
with a different approach, he is mocked.
furthermore FuckFantasy has deeply offended me.
Lady Reija has also offended me, but I do not wish
to brawl with her beau, so i will overlook her threats
on my genitals.
FuckFantasy has accused me of being a rapist and
stalker. all because i flirted with her and sent pms.
why are you all defending her when she is the one
out of line? i believe in free speech so i hope i too
shall not be censored..
FuckFantasy have you or have you not made the
following posts?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34703030#post34703030
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34674149&postcount=71
why do you feel i am attacking you when you
have left messages as these? i cannot be the
only male to have noticed you. you are very
much advertising sex. i called you a slut not
because i mean it negatively because you
seem to want this very treatment!
why are you, miss fantasy, allowed to say
such things about lit men? things like this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34727633#post34727633
about "Leopald" no less, a man who lacks honor
when he insults me, and about another person
whose girlfriend finds it fitting to threaten me
with physical violence. why are you allowed to
speak in a way but i cannot?
i am not attempting to start a fight. i simply want
to know what i have done that is so different.
"Leopald" and "Chronicle" may also drag Minxy
away and say they will beat her senseless. why?
why can they say this and i cannot? because i am
new? because i made an exclusive list? why are
they heralded heroes and i am compared to a
criminal? i am offended and hurt! i will leave but
i would appreciate a reply from someone on this.
i am saddened because i had so wanted a play.
why?
why can they say this and i cannot? because i am
new?
Whatever. I'm kinda convinced he's not a troll now. So I guess I'll succumb to hypocrisy and respond to him. I can almost see his point of view, even. He came around and saw women being so open about sex on a sexual forum and thought it would be okay to openly flirt with them in a unorthodox manner. If he had never said the sentence "who should I choose?" He would have never been jumped on.
However, he ruined whatever chance at redemption he had by following up with a 'holier than thou' attitude, essentially calling all the other guys around here inadequate, even going so far as to trash CT to his own girlfriend.
That is immense stupidity, and is pretty inexcusable.
Honestly? Yes. You're a new guy and you worded your first post in the wrong way. Had you apologized for offending people, maybe they would have let up, but you dug yourself into a ditch. There's nothing you can say now, because everyone's first impression of you is in ruins. Had you been around a while, maybe your original post wouldn't have caught much flak. Just because women here are not so innocent and shy doesn't mean they can't be offended and it doesn't mean they don't deserve respect.
It's called being tactful, and obviously your tact well has run dry. You can't get anywhere with any of them now. It just won't happen, no matter how much you argue. Maybe you don't think it's fair, but that's life.
Whatever. I'm kinda convinced he's not a troll now. So I guess I'll succumb to hypocrisy and respond to him. I can almost see his point of view, even. He came around and saw women being so open about sex on a sexual forum and thought it would be okay to openly flirt with them in an unorthodox manner. If he had never said the sentence "who should I choose?" He would have never been jumped on.
However, he ruined whatever chance at redemption he had by following up with a 'holier than thou' attitude, essentially calling all the other guys around here inadequate, even going so far as to trash CT to his own girlfriend.
That is immense stupidity, and is pretty inexcusable.
Honestly? Yes. You're a new guy and you worded your first post in the wrong way. Had you apologized for offending people, maybe they would have let up, but you dug yourself into a ditch. There's nothing you can say now, because everyone's first impression of you is in ruins. Had you been around a while, maybe your original post wouldn't have caught much flak. Just because women here are not so innocent and shy doesn't mean they can't be offended and it doesn't mean they don't deserve respect.
It's called being tactful, and obviously your tact well has run dry. You can't get anywhere with any of them now. It just won't happen, no matter how much you argue. Maybe you don't think it's fair, but that's life.