son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

Tick tock, fuck o'clock
High five! it's fuck o'clock
Fuck Miles now, tick tock

FYP.


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[Doog_kuron]

I've eaten too much chicken. I think my cactus plant is dead. Not too keen on the colour yellow. That is all.

 

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[Emerson40]

I need one of those for my office. It'll fit anywhere, right?

Sure, sure.


A miniature, personal, digital version is available as well.


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[silverwhisper]

minxy quoth:
*sits on floor looking dazed* i'm not even sure what all just happened there. should i cry or smoke a cigarette???

[snickers]

minxy quoth:
my non-sexual life partner is coming into town today! *gets off floor and does happy dance*

awesome!

minxy quoth:
if everything good that is supposed to happen, actually happens this weekend, it will make up for the bastard of a week it was.

sorry your week's sucked complete, total & non-fun ass, minxy. :>

miles quoth:
tick tock, five o'clock
how the fuck it's not five o'clock
kill me now, tick tock

someone please tell me i'm not the only whovian in how to.

and em, that's priceless.

ed

 

[Emerson40]

someone please tell me i'm not the only whovian in how to.


ed

#TIMELORDPROBLEMS

 

[Miles Long]

Vindaloo!

 

[Miles Long]

I really really crave a ham sandwich.

I have all these ham sandwiches here and no one to eat them.

 

[pete]

I have all these ham sandwiches here and no one to eat them.

the right cheese can make or break a ham sandwich.

if you go with 'american', then you're fired.

 

[NippleMuncher]

After 5 now! Making good use of your free time?

You're welcome

 

[multitalentman]

I sure do miss this place.

 

[silverwhisper]

em, that makes my hearts go pitter-pat. :>

ed

 

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[pete]

There's just something about her.

No... not allowed ham when pregnant, which is probably why I want it so damn much. Tell me I can't have something, and I want it all the more....

you can't have kiera knightly

 

[Saucyminx]

There's just something about her.

No... not allowed ham when pregnant, which is probably why I want it so damn much. Tell me I can't have something, and I want it all the more....

Awwww tootsie, I didn't realize you couldn't have ham. They didn't have that rule back in the stone ages when I was knocked up. I thought I was just spurring you on to go get you a big ass ham sandwich. I would never taunt my Lesbro. Please tell me you are at least allowed bacon.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fuck you all and your damn ham sandwiches!

In the cold light of day, Dr Seuss recognized that his editor was probably right.

 

[DesEsseintes]

There's just something about her.

No... not allowed ham when pregnant, which is probably why I want it so damn much. Tell me I can't have something, and I want it all the more....

That's interesting - my wife wasn't told that - or at least the NHS recommend cutting back rather than cutting out. Perhaps they realize the response they would get from the great British public if they tried to cut out bacon and ham.

 

[Miles Long]

Keira Knightley devouring a ham sandwich - Rainshine you may not touch ANY OF THIS.

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[Miasorrow]

There's just something about her.

No... not allowed ham when pregnant, which is probably why I want it so damn much. Tell me I can't have something, and I want it all the more....

Yes? I am allowed ham. First time I hear that ham is a no during pregnancy. But then Australia is too far away

I miss wine and non decaf coffee..

 

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