son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

Somewhere there is news footage of a very drunk 17 year old me doing the chicken dance. My mother was so proud.

ETA: Scotch is much too dignified a beverage to ever inspire the chicken dance.

Mixie, please do be careful about discussing underage chicken dancing; you know how sensitive the Lit powers-that-be are about such things.

And that's why I feel quite safe that there will never ever be video of yours truly performing the chicken dance.

 

[Saucyminx]

Mixie, please do be careful about discussing underage chicken dancing; you know how sensitive the Lit powers-that-be are about such things.

And that's why I feel quite safe that there will never ever be video of yours truly performing the chicken dance.

Hard limit?

 

[midwestyankee]

Hard limit?

Close. The reward would have to be life-changing, though.

 

[Saucyminx]

Close. The reward would have to be life-changing, though.

The best ones always are.

 

[silverwhisper]

really excited for avengers: age of ultron.

that is all.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Pssst--Hey Ed, me too.

Blurt: Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Y'all made me feel special.

Blurt 2--Blurtier: That yoga sure felt good while I was doing it, and particularly so afterwards. This morning? Owie owie owie owie ow! I knew my shoulders shouldn't be able to do that.

Blurt 3--the Blurtening: Bonfires are a good thing in theory but afterwards, I smelled a bit like a Virginia ham, and this morning feel like I smoked a carton of cigarettes, a humidor of cigars, and that stupid pipe that made me vomit when I was 12.

 

[multitalentman]

Pssst--Hey Ed, me too.

Blurt: Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Y'all made me feel special.

Blurt 2--Blurtier: That yoga sure felt good while I was doing it, and particularly so afterwards. This morning? Owie owie owie owie ow! I knew my shoulders shouldn't be able to do that.

Blurt 3--the Blurtening: Bonfires are a good thing in theory but afterwards, I smelled a bit like a Virginia ham, and this morning feel like I smoked a carton of cigarettes, a humidor of cigars, and that stupid pipe that made me vomit when I was 12.

You aren't supposed to inhale the campfire smoke sweety!
On another note, I've always been told that the smoke follows beauty, so you probably couldn't avoid it.

 

[Saucyminx]

You aren't supposed to inhale the campfire smoke sweety!
On another note, I've always been told that the smoke follows beauty, so you probably couldn't avoid it.

You big old sweet talker you. I was trying not to, but that fire was super smokey.

 

[midwestyankee]

You big old sweet talker you. I was trying not to, but that fire was super smokey.

Strictly speaking hypothetically and theoretically here because I've never, ever put this theory/hypothesis/hypoteneuse to the test, but if one were to have something that was actually worth inhaling while enjoying the visual and aural play of a bonfire, then perhaps the result would be entirely different. Just thinking here...no personal experience on which to base this imagined idea at all.

 

[Saucyminx]

I am sure you are probably correct, Yank, but it simply wasn't that sort of party.

 

[midwestyankee]

I am sure you are probably correct, Yank, but it simply wasn't that sort of party.

It was only a theory. Made of smoke and mirrors, in fact.

 

[Saucyminx]

It was only a theory. Made of smoke and mirrors, in fact.

Sounds trippy but in a good way.

Blurt: I love love love thunderstorms, and we just had a doozy.

 

[Miles Long]

Go away, headache.

 

[Saucyminx]

Sympathy hugs, pats, and pets to Miles

 

[multitalentman]

Its Friday! Whoo hoo!

 

[Saucyminx]

Its Friday! Whoo hoo!

Amen to that my dear. Now if it was only 4:30 pm. . .

 

[multitalentman]

Amen to that my dear. Now if it was only 4:30 pm. . .

Getting closer! Nice behind btw.., gave me a nice boost.

 

[Saucyminx]

Getting closer! Nice behind btw.., gave me a nice boost.

 

[Emerson40]

Getting closer! Nice behind btw.., gave me a nice boost.

See that up there ⇑⇑⇑⇑

Told ya so.

 

[Saucyminx]

See that up there ⇑⇑⇑⇑
Told ya so.

Why yes, yes you did.

 

[NightL]

Men’s Beards Are Actually Vile, Germ-y Cesspools full of "poop particles"
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/05/beards-are-actually-vile-germ-y-cesspools.html

 

[NightL]

It would be somewhat appropriate if he donated all his winnings toward shelters for victims of domestic violence and education programs within school systems to prevent the occurrence of future similar acts of violence this vile excuse of a human has inflicted on women.

"That Mayweather is a serial batterer of women cannot be disputed. According to the sports website Deadspin, Mayweather has had at least seven assaults against five women that resulted in arrest or citations in addition to other episodes in which the police were called but no charges filed."​

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/01/opinions/reyes-mayweather-fight/

How such a person can be celebrated is a sad indictment of a society that places creeps like him on pedestals.

 

[Eilan]

Men’s Beards Are Actually Vile, Germ-y Cesspools full of "poop particles"
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/05/beards-are-actually-vile-germ-y-cesspools.html

I knew I hated them for a reason.

 

[multitalentman]

I knew I hated them for a reason.

Maybe there should be a similar study for ladies fingernails..... Just sayin.
My beard is clean and grown in America, not mexico. Lol!

 

[Miles Long]

The sweet science!