son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

The sweet science!

of marketing and hype, right?

 

[Saucyminx]

I feel like I have a spider nestling in in my ear.

shall i start screaming and running for you?

 

[NightL]

Spider with a poop beard shakin' that thang, shakin' that thang

 

[Emerson40]

 

[SmileyGirl]

*prays*

 

[Miles Long]

Dammit, Em. That's fucked up.

 

[Saucyminx]

*prays*

Please let me know if that works then, ok?

 

[multitalentman]

Clever. Very clever.

 

[multitalentman]

I just stuck a cotton tip in my ear, so far I thought it might never come out. It did. No squashed spider on the end so it's either still in there having little spider babies or I'm finally ready for the nut house.

No comments from the gallery on which is more likely thanks!

I dont believe anyone thought stating the obvious was needed.

 

[silverwhisper]

uh...guys, you do realize that em created the other thread knowing that sooner or later, this thread is getting locked, right?

just checking...

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

uh...guys, you do realize that em created the other thread knowing that sooner or later, this thread is getting locked, right?

just checking...

ed

Of course. We're so badass around here, we have TWO blurts threads.

 

[Saucyminx]

i think we are all competing for the last word.

 

[midwestyankee]

i think we are all competing for the last word.

I think that Lawrence O'Donnell already has that one sewn up.

 

[Emerson40]

Have you heard?




Bird is the word.





As in, "You dirty bird."

 

[Saucyminx]

Have you heard?




Bird is the word.





As in, "You dirty bird."

I know you aren't even pointing that wing at me. I'm pure, sweet, innocent, backwards, reluctant, and shy. *nods*

 

[multitalentman]

True story. Not......

 

[silverwhisper]

yank quoth:
of course. we're so badass around here, we have two blurts threads.

true, true.

 

[multitalentman]

Shhh. The GB might get jealous if they hear yoiu say that.

 

[midwestyankee]

I was really expecting a lot more drunk posting here when I woke up. I can't adequately express my great dismay.

As penance for this admitted failure of expression, I think it's only reasonable to provide another pic of your glorious ass.

 

[Emerson40]

As penance for this admitted failure of expression, I think it's only reasonable to provide another pic of your glorious ass.

I know I am experiencing great improvement in my dismay because of this suggestion.


I suspect a complete recovery, should imagery of the rack offered elsewhere accompany the requested arse shots.



That ain't no placebo, baby!

 

[midwestyankee]

Waaaait a minute. I'm not the one celebrating some obscure Mexican fiesta. Penance should in fact come from the saucy one who promised much and delivered nought!

By my clock, the Saucy one will not be leaving her place of employment to commence said obscure celebration for nearly two more hours. It seems rather unfair to expect her to have celebrated a holiday before it had even arrived.

 

[Saucyminx]

Waaaait a minute. I'm not the one celebrating some obscure Mexican fiesta. Penance should in fact come from the saucy one who promised much and delivered nought!

You are offering up my bits again. I will drunk post as soon as I've begun drinking. Right now I'm in the Dr office annoying some lil old lady with my tats and tits ( my shirt is apparently too tight for her liking) and then I must finish work. The drinking will then commence in earnest.

 

[Emerson40]

Waaaait a minute. I'm not the one celebrating some obscure Mexican fiesta. Penance should in fact come from the saucy one who promised much and delivered nought!

*dismay takes a sudden, unexpected turn*

 

[Emerson40]

You are offering up my bits again. I will drunk post as soon as I've begun drinking. Right now I'm in the Dr office annoying some lil old lady with my tats and tits ( my shirt is apparently too tight for her liking) and then I must finish work. The drinking will then commence in earnest.

Para arriba!
Para abajo!
Para el centro!
Para dentro!

 

[multitalentman]

Rapido!