Speaking of full frontal male nudity

[DirtyJJ]

USA. He lives there, I live here in Sweden. Until we can afford to buy a house together.

I had no idea! (Where have I been? )
Sorry to hear that.
Then I agree that it IS imperative that he is beside the phone to take care of your needs, especially after a night out with the Chippendales!


perdita... I loved Colin as the original Mr. Darcy too. I also liked him as Mr. Darcy in Bridget Jones... but for some reason I still fall for bad boy Hugh.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I love the commercial for this film, when they show Hugh talking to a picture of the queen.

"Did you have this type of problems too? Ofcourse you did, you saucy little minx..!"

That's hilarious!

 

[DirtyJJ]

I love the commercial for this film, when they show Hugh talking to a picture of the queen.

"Did you have this type of problems too? Ofcourse you did, you saucy little minx..!"

That's hilarious!

That IS! It's one of the funniest lines.

I LOVE Hugh, and it was a riot to think of him as the Prime Minister. (Actually, if I remember right, I think it might have been Margaret Thatcher he was talking to in the picture). Hilarious!
DJJ

 

[Guest]

Yeah, JJ, Colin (I like to pretend we're on a first name basis) was good as Mr. D. in B. Jones, but all that passion just beneath the surface in P&P was achingly appealing. Fuckall, some of those "looks"! And when he dove into the water? Yikes!

cooling off now, Perdita

 

[DirtyJJ]

Yeah, JJ, Colin (I like to pretend we're on a first name basis) was good as Mr. D. in B. Jones, but all that passion just beneath the surface in P&P was achingly appealing. Fuckall, some of those "looks"! And when he dove into the water? Yikes!

cooling off now, Perdita

Mmmm... yes, you are right. Perhaps it is time to watch P&P again!

Hope you're cooled off. It looks like you are thinking about Colin in your AV.

 

[Guest]

Hope you're cooled off. It looks like you are thinking about Colin in your AV.

Ha, ha, the bloke I was thinking about will like that.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Ok, I admit I haven't read all the thread but it seems that, in regard to allowable female nudity and un-allowable male nudity no-one has pointed to the fact that it's a matter of arousal.

Dicks can be shown on screen but only up to the point of semi-erect (don't know how they define that) and you may notice that female full frontal nudity doesn't show a glistening, aroused minge (pussy, cunt, twat).

Therein lies the difference. Erect nipples don't count for some reason (if you didn't notice if they were or not, just ask the guy you went to see the movie with)

Being ready for sex is, in the eyes of popular movie makers (or the censors), equal to the explicit act.

So, no erect cocks and no slimy cracks.

Gauche (I can't believe I said that)

 

[Guest]

(I can't believe I said that)

I could hardly believe it, but then I recalled - you're gauche.

Perdita

 

[Pornofan420]

Salon article on oral sex in the movies

Hey, there's a fascinating article recently in Salon.com regarding oral sex in the movies. It talks about how Mark Ruffalo going down on Meg Ryan is ground breaking, her going down on him is a non-starter as far as maing the final screen cut.

Maria Bello, on whom William H. Macy goes down in The Cooler talks about how she feels it's not WHM's cock on screen that threw lots of people (read: MEN), but his going down on her and her orgasm being shown.

"A man going down on a woman? And she has an orgasm? ON SCREEN? But...but...what about the penis? Isn't that the central source of a woman's pleasure? How can they show her having an orgasm without penile penetration? They can't show that!"
</PF420_dramatized_version>

Then there's The Brown Bunny which screened at Cannes but may not make it to release in the States. "The film features an extended blow job administered by Gallo's ex-girlfriend Chloë Sevigny. Sevigny has said that the act was not simulated."

The article talks about how there is no list of "this act is ok, that isn't allowed". It's pretty much on a case by case It's really criminally subjective how in this country, a secret list of some 40-odd unnamed persons hired by the MPAA have such control over what makes it onto the screens round these parts. Who the fuck are these people who decide what's acceptable and what isn't?

Very cool article, recommend it. And Salon.com offers a day pass as well so you can click through an add once a day and not have to subscribe.

Hugs & lust, PF420

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Porno. That was very interesting, and humorous (your bit). Now to the meat (so to speak, ha ha) of my interest.

Maria & Chloe were an item in real life? What a fantastic pair, I love them both.

cheers, Perdita

 

[Pornofan420]

Thanks, Porno. That was very interesting, and humorous (your bit). Now to the meat (so to speak, ha ha) of my interest.

Maria & Chloe were an item in real life? What a fantastic pair, I love them both.

cheers, Perdita

Hey sexi lady!

Actually, Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo were an item in real life. But I do really want to go see those films now. Especially The Cooler . Mrs. 420 & I have heard really good things about it, especially about how it protrays the sex. And we get to see WHM's cock!

Hugs & lust,

PF420

 

[Guest]

Ah, guess it was just wishful thinking on my part (Bello, Gallo).

Yes, I'm very up for the new Macy film too. Let's meet back here and discuss sometime.

best to you and Mrs. 420,

Perdita

 

[Pornofan420]

Ah, guess it was just wishful thinking on my part (Bello, Gallo).

Yes, I'm very up for the new Macy film too. Let's meet back here and discuss sometime.

best to you and Mrs. 420,

Perdita

Back at'cha, hon!

Hugs & lust!

PF420

 

[shereads]

Re: Salon article on oral sex in the movies

Hey, there's a fascinating article recently in Salon.com regarding

the Brazilian wax. I cannot post the link (next thing you know, I'd be holding up convenience stores at gunpoint and cheating at cards) but the title is all anyone will care about anyway:

Wax Pussycat! Faster, Faster!

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Salon article on oral sex in the movies

the Brazilian wax. I cannot post the link (next thing you know, I'd be holding up convenience stores at gunpoint and cheating at cards) but the title is all anyone will care about anyway:

Wax Pussycat! Faster, Faster!

Yeah.. Found your number on the bathroom wall... *grins and winks*

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Salon article on oral sex in the movies

Yeah.. Found your number on the bathroom wall... *grins and winks*

Ah! The permanent marker is working, then. Would you mind, next time you see my number, noting the tracking code so I can see which bathrooms are worth the effort?

:winks...eye gets stuck like that...can't stop winking...panics...::

 

[shereads]

The relative importance of eye candy

you may notice that female full frontal nudity doesn't show a glistening, aroused minge (pussy, cunt, twat).

Your point is the one that's sometimes used by men who insist that mainstream movie norms regarding male vs. female nudity are fair. Since men don't see shots of aroused female genitalia, there's no reason women should see for ourselves whether Little Clooney is anything like our fantasy image of George's member - and whether he's happy to see us.

The unfairness lies in the fact that men can see 80% of what they find sexually arousing in a woman, even when she's dressed in something clingy and a bit sheer. Make her naked, and you've got 90%. The rest is just..icing on the cake; the cherry on top of the banana split. Am I wrong?

You lads should thank your lucky stars that women are able to be aroused by what we can't see of a man until The Moment of No Return. You're allowed to get old and give up gym visits because we're sexually attracted to a glint in the eye, a wicked smile, and the apparent presence of a lower torso...Otherwise, we'd never find a man sexy - and you'd never get a woman naked - until we got a look at your full frontals.

If the size and shape of a man's penis was as essential to female sexual arousal as women's breasts are to men, the men's fashion industry would be heavily dominated by leggings, codpieces and saran wrap.

 

[gauchecritic]

Oh right, quote me out of context and then finish the job by lumping me in with the 'average male'. Well thank you very much.

Gauche

 

[shereads]

Oh right, quote me out of context and then finish the job by lumping me in with the 'average male'. Well thank you very much.

Oh nooo, you misunderstand. I didn't think you were arguing against my enjoyment of Clooney's frontals; only that your statement about the absence of dampened minge in the movies reminded me of something I'd read.

I would never lump you in with the average male, Gauche. I don't like men in lumps or clusters.

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Salon article on oral sex in the movies

Ah! The permanent marker is working, then. Would you mind, next time you see my number, noting the tracking code so I can see which bathrooms are worth the effort?

For you, anything

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I agree with shereads, and I'd also like to say that it would be much easier for us gals to pick up suitable men if you guys would all agree to have your dick hanging out through your zipper whenever you're at a bar or club or disco. That way, we could tell immediately if you're worth the trouble of picking up.

Hey, we do the same thing for you!

Haven't you seen how women leave their merchandise out in the open in deep cleavage/sheer fabric?

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ROFL

 

[McKenna]

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[shereads]

I thought of kilts, eepMckenna, but how would you know whether you wanted access if your initital attraction to Braveheart depended upon the appearance of his unit?

I think a clear plastic kilt would be a good solution, provided the plastic had some breathability.

Or we could just fuck them and find out that way!