Super Sneaky Secret Stuff

[denis hale]

hmmm...

There's a
Ball of Confucian
in dis 'tread.


Confucius Say:

"No
Two
Tofus

are
evah da
same!"...

 

[ruminator]

No. You simply get to submit to my demands. That makes you happy, doesn't it?

hmmm,.....can I see the demands first or is this a blind trust?

 

[Angeline]

There's a
Ball of Confucian
in dis 'tread.


Confucius Say:

"No
Two
Tofus

are
evah da
same!"...

So you'll be there, too?

Eve? Buy extra tofu. The poetry party is at your house.

 

[WickedEve]

hmmm,.....can I see the demands first or is this a blind trust?

You can't see them. You'll just get scared and cry and then I'll giggle and you'll cry harder. My demands will be excruciating and legendary! Then I'll kiss all the boo boos and ask, "Are woo okay? Po babee!" Have I mentioned that I've been without a man for awhile and that I tend to get a wee bit aggressive?

 

[WickedEve]

So you'll be there, too?

Eve? Buy extra tofu. The poetry party is at your house.

I have tofu in my fridge. I forgot it was there. But I'm sure it's still good. I mean, it's not like it's moving around--much.

 

[The_Fool]

Will you come to my house so you can take care of my wet things?

Do they need to be squeezed out and tied on a line?

 

[WickedEve]

Do they need to be squeezed out and tied on a line?

Won't that hurt?

 

[The_Fool]

Won't that hurt?

There might be some pain involved....

 

[eagleyez]

Black Beans
Red Beans
Vidalia Onion
Salsa
Cumin
Cayenne


Tofu is optional, but when stir fried and added it adds a bit of Meat to the Matter.

 

[WickedEve]

There might be some pain involved....

I'm okay with that.

 

[WickedEve]

Black Beans
Red Beans
Vidalia Onion
Salsa
Cumin
Cayenne


Tofu is optional, but when stir fried and added it adds a bit of Meat to the Matter.

I used whole wheat noodles, tofu, fat free cheese, etc. But I made the mistake of using this chopped non-meat product. It totally sucked up my first tofu dish. The kids wouldn't eat it. I finally gave it to my mom and found it 3 months later in her freezer. It was this big frozen blob of... eeeeee... sorry, it still creeps me out. Anyway, now I'm on my wild salmon and broccoli sprouts kick. Life is a nonstop thrill.

 

[champagne1982]

We'll be in the nursing home together? Is that the Literotica Home for Frisky Old Poets?

I am not the enema therapist...

 

[eagleyez]

I used whole wheat noodles, tofu, fat free cheese, etc. But I made the mistake of using this chopped non-meat product. It totally sucked up my first tofu dish. The kids wouldn't eat it. I finally gave it to my mom and found it 3 months later in her freezer. It was this big frozen blob of... eeeeee... sorry, it still creeps me out. Anyway, now I'm on my wild salmon and broccoli sprouts kick. Life is a nonstop thrill.

*smiles*

tonight I would just smother it with Burger.

I know the stuff your talking about. TFA, TPA, some kinda shit like that.

(with soy sauce and egg noodles it aint bad in a pinch)

 

[eagleyez]

I am not the enema therapist...

Chili Enemas?

I think you'd have to widen up the end of the gravy spout.

 

[champagne1982]

Chili Enemas?

I think you'd have to widen up the end of the gravy spout.

With chili who needs enemas?

ouch!

 

[The_Fool]

Chili Enemas?

I think you'd have to widen up the end of the gravy spout.

Is that with or without tobasco for lubrication?

 

[eagleyez]

Is that with or without tobasco for lubrication?

Or chewing tobacco?

*spit*

(ok, I stole Ange's computer, going to Google up some Recipes and get the hell out of here. Better yet, I should just wax "intellectual.")

"The chili is killee"

like that.

 

[eagleyez]

With chili who needs enemas?

ouch!

Thats what they make Back Flow valves for.



(I resign as cook now).

 

[ruminator]

A vegetarian pizza is sounding like a serious alternative right now.

...with friends like these, who needs enemas?

 

[Angeline]

A vegetarian pizza is sounding like a serious alternative right now.

...with friends like these, who needs enemas?

No tofu tonight baby. For the record we has tuna salad wraps.

Eve, stop smirking.

 

[WickedEve]

No tofu tonight baby. For the record we has tuna salad wraps.

Eve, stop smirking.

having tuna salad wraps is quite the euphemism, isn't it?

 

[annaswirls]

Is this the thread you're all looking for?

Ah no, I did not remember that one! Duplicating efforts...guess we could just use that

 

[Jennifer C]

Ah no, I did not remember that one! Duplicating efforts...guess we could just use that

Works for me, then can you re post the sex toys link, I quite fancied that lol

 

[Angeline]

having tuna salad wraps is quite the euphemism, isn't it?

There are better ones, I know, but we really did. From Subway. Too hot to cook you know.