Tag Lines for Literotica Contest

[The_Fool]

[B}literotica.com[B} - Literotica:cum


rhino-never good at punctuation......suppose it also depends on your fetish.... wether to have a full colon before cum.

*heavy sigh* I dunno 'bout you horny ones... I suppose it comes from having your horniness be the source of sexual prowess. Still...

 

[destinie21]

Cost of romance novel $7.00
Cost of video pornography $18.00
cost of anal beads unknown
cost of Literotica.com Priceless

 

[ffreak]

Oh, but you got to drop the other shoe Destinie:

Cost of romance novel $7.00
Cost of video pornography $18.00
cost of anal beads unknown
cost of Literotica.com Priceless

There are some things money can buy
for everything else there's Literotica.

 

[AmericanWench]

just a thought

Literotica; A Fantasy is a terrible thing to waste!

 

[ffreak]

Good one. Welcome aboard.

Put the little url markers around your link and it will activate

|URL]http://.....[/URL]


(the first bar | should be replaced with a leading bracket [ - had to do it that way so it would not get interpreted)

ps. I like your poetry - especially Katrina and Strong.

 

[AmericanWench]

Thank you ffreak!
I'm trying this to see if it works..lol

 

[AmericanWench]

Okay, so I'm an idiot...

I'll keep trying

 

[AmericanWench]

Thanks!! Now how do I get the link to "say" something else?

And! I've just noticed that before I started working on making the link, I was "virgin"..now, suddenly, I'm experienced!"
Does that mean ffreak took my virginity???

 

[Icingsugar]

One more:
Literotica - excersise your libido

And an anagram, just because I'm bored:
Literotica.com - come riot a clit

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Creative Juices

Well done, all! I apologize for not popping in more.

I love the take offs on ad campaigns. You all are very clever. Icingsugar, I can hear your brain whirring all the way across the Atlantic.

Why is it that the two Swedes on the board are being the most prolific?

Literotica: You want us!

(okay, that was lame.. going to eat breakfast now)

b

 

[ffreak]

Literotica - where the stories keep cumming

 

[AmericanWench]

Or possibly

Literotica; Depraved tested-pervert approved

was worth a shot...
My stories and poems

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Creative Juices

Why is it that the two Swedes on the board are being the most prolific?

Ever heard of the "Swedish sin"?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Creative Juices

Why is it that the two Swedes on the board are being the most prolific?

Dear Bridget,
Possibly because the others got it right the first time?
Nonjudgementally,
MG

 

[ffreak]

Ever heard of the "Swedish sin"?

No, but I'd be willing to let you demonstrate it on me, litet flicka.

 

[gauchecritic]

Literotica: Outlawed in 52 states.

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

• Literotica - it's Oral, Toys, and a Surprise all in one!
• Literotica - this site sucks! And licks and fucks and...
• Literotica - we've got ALL flavours of Kink...
• Literotica - just add bodies!
• Literotica - 10 out of 10 Perverts recommend us!

 

[AmericanWench]

Literotica; It's not just for perverts anymore

 

[gauchecritic]

Literotica: 32 Categories, no waiting.

Literotica: Served more than McD's

Gauche

 

[Quasimodem]

Fifty per cent of all 69ers recommend Literotica.

The other 50 per cent have their mouths full.

 

[Guest]

Re: Or possibly

Literotica; Depraved tested-pervert approved

was worth a shot...
My stories and poems

ROFLMAO...

The use of the kid tested/mother approved template is a hoot!

Nicely done, AW!

And welcome!

b

 

[Dick Cheyney]

Here's my effort:

Literotica: where the authors bear their souls, and sometimes much more.

Cool idea btw, Bridget.

Loulou

Start baring (or bearing, or whatever word that will get you outta your clothes and into my lust filled fantasies!) baby!

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Creative Juices

Icingsugar, I can hear your brain whirring all the way across the Atlantic.

That is not my brain. I say no more.

Why is it that the two Swedes on the board are being the most prolific?

Because there is only so much to do here on cold winter nights. We can hump like rabbits, or we can sit around and think. And either one get's boring if you do it long enough.

Oh, and one for the guys:
Literotica - get a grip!

 

[ffreak]

OK, I can see where too much thinking gets me in trouble and eventually I'll get bored. However the Swedish girl/rabbit metaphor just can't possibly get boring. And a whole winter with nothing else to do. Where do I buy the ticket?