Tales from the front lines

[BiBunny]

And I wish the girls on the phone would get their record straight: it's been a few times already that they fuck up with my schedules, not writting me on when I said I was on, or writting me down for the wrong hours, etc. Not good for my wallet.

Guys are funny. I see this client last night, and we have good vibes going on, so the session is particularly fun (for him especially). I also stayed a little longer than he paid for as my driver was stuck in traffic. So, then guy is very pleased with our date, gives me a nice tip when I leave (always nice)... and his phone number, "in case you want to see me again".

No sweetheart, that's not how it works. You want to see me again, you call my agency. I'll be happy to see you again, 'cause you're a great client and not too bad looking. But the operative word here is 'client'.

Ugh, DB, I'm sorry the girls on the phone are screwing your schedule up. And I totally know what you mean about the clients "wanting to talk to/see me again." I have a few who try to regularly give me their email addresses or IM names. Not hardly, big boy.

 

[DeservingBitch]

For fuck sake, wash your dick before having your friendly sex provider come over.


*Question for you Americans: is it a cultural thing? Don't american parents teach their boys how to wash their weewee? Or is it just a coincidence that the three guys so far that I've seen whose dick wasn't properly washed were Americans?

 

[YourCaptor]

For fuck sake, wash your dick before having your friendly sex provider come over.


*Question for you Americans: is it a cultural thing? Don't american parents teach their boys how to wash their weewee? Or is it just a coincidence that the three guys so far that I've seen whose dick wasn't properly washed were Americans?

I know that a shocking number of American men don't wash their hands in the bathroom, its disgusting. I would be comfortable with saying that 60% don't wash their hands.

 

[ShyGuy68]

For fuck sake, wash your dick before having your friendly sex provider come over.


*Question for you Americans: is it a cultural thing? Don't american parents teach their boys how to wash their weewee? Or is it just a coincidence that the three guys so far that I've seen whose dick wasn't properly washed were Americans?

I honestly don't know, for me it a must to be clean before I have intimate relations with women.

Have you had any european clients? And how did they behave?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Saw Nipple Guy again tonight. I think he's getting comfortable with me: after a half hour of nothing but nipple sucking, he moved on to dry humping. Weirdo. But I'm giving him a pass - he complimented me on my new amazing animal print shoes. The guy may be weird in bed, but he obviously has good taste.

Second client was wasted when I got to his hotel room. Couldn't get it hard. After trying every trick in my repertoire, I gave up. He suggested I go next door to his buddy's room for the rest of the time, since well, my services were wasted on him. I don't think so honey -- I'm not a steak that you pass along to your bud because you were too stupid to order food when you had an upset stomach. Idiot.

Other interesting client of the night was Paranoid Dude, who was super nervous thinking that I may be a cop under cover. It took me half an hour to convince him that 1) I wasn't, and 2) outcalls aren't illegal in Canada. He then came in 10 minutes, and spent another 40 minutes asking me about why I'm doing this job. It's sad how some of those guys are overwhelmed with guilt.

 

[BiBunny]

I have discovered that I sucketh hugely at phone Domme. Or maybe the "sub" callers I get just make it too difficult. But if you say, "I want to be dominated" and don't tell me the kinds of things you're into or just say, "I want what you want," prepare to be disappointed.

I'm *not* a mind reader, and I don't care enough about some random caller to dig and dig and dig to figure out what makes them tick. If you want to be coy about it, then don't expect me to feel very motivated to figure out what you want. And definitely don't get pissed at me for not guessing what you want correctly.

Please, just hang up and call somebody else. I have yet to have one phone "sub" who's not an irritating, whiny little bitch. I've discovered that I have less than no patience for that, even if I am getting paid for it. Your not-so-subtle manipulation tactics do not amuse me. I swear to God, the next time one tells me he wants what "Mistress" wants, I'm going to say, "Well, Mistress wants you to hang the phone up and leave her the hell alone and then call back and leave her a $500 tip for having to listen to your whiny ass." Bet that'll go over well. (Yes, I know there are pay pigs in the world, but they tend not to call dispatch lines.)

Oh, and furthermore, why don't you call the girls who are listed as Dommes on our sites instead of calling me and wondering why I don't jump when you tell me to? Jesus. Guess I'm not a "real Domme," or else my style just doesn't translate too well over the phone.

/rant

 

[EmpressFi]

For fuck sake, wash your dick before having your friendly sex provider come over.


*Question for you Americans: is it a cultural thing? Don't american parents teach their boys how to wash their weewee? Or is it just a coincidence that the three guys so far that I've seen whose dick wasn't properly washed were Americans?

the only "dirty" penis I've seen was when I worked in the hospital and the person had a foley catheter in and so the tip was a little irritated and crusty. Granted, I've only seen one British penis, which was fine, and well countless American penises of every age.. but only been with 10 intimately, and I havent really seen that much of a problem

 

[DeservingBitch]

Saw a guy last night who had his left arm amputated, and the biggest dick I've ever seen on a guy. Thank god I used to date this chick who had a thing for HUGE strap-ons, otherwise I might have been scared by the thing.

But here's the thing: there was something in this aesthetic -- no left arm and huge dick -- which appealed to me, in this dirty kind of way. Am I going to burn in hell?

Also saw a guy from Montreal. I love quebecers: much more chilled out, usually smokers (yes yes I know smoking is bad for me), and weed friendly. That guy last night was all of the above. A lot of fun. And after we were done with business, we munched on ice cream and pizza while debating the merits of Toronto strip clubs. Fun.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Saw Nipple Guy again tonight. I think he's getting comfortable with me: after a half hour of nothing but nipple sucking, he moved on to dry humping. Weirdo. But I'm giving him a pass - he complimented me on my new amazing animal print shoes. The guy may be weird in bed, but he obviously has good taste.

hehe, i have a client kind of like your Nipple Guy in that he just won't do "the deed" although he clearly wants to with every fiber of his penis. He comes over, immediately strips, wants me to spend a lot of time licking his chest and nips, then i'll suck his cock for a bit until he stops me, puts on a condom, then dry humps me until he cums (in the condom). befuddling for sure, but i think it may be a religious thing, he's Indian and seems to be a fairly devout Hindu. the funny thing is that with every date, he lets himself go further and further. like the time he actually jacked off onto my face and neck, when previously he would have been wearing a condom in such a situation. our last visit, he actually let his unsheathed penis touch my naked bum cheek and brush up against my outer lips...of course he then put on a condom and jacked himself off about an inch away from my pussy.

maybe next time....half-penetration??? lol

 

[BiBunny]

I got a third character (second photo listing) for my newer company today. She's a BBW and is proving to be quite fun to play.

 

[Dreamliner]

I think I'm going to end up loving this thread.


I've very seriously considered working for a phone sex line... but as phone sex is one of my selfish guilty pleasures, I think it'd ruin it for me...

you would be good. But then again.............

who wants a phone call then? lol

 

[DeservingBitch]

maybe next time....half-penetration??? lol

hehehe. hope you get lucky

 

[DeservingBitch]

I got a third character (second photo listing) for my newer company today. She's a BBW and is proving to be quite fun to play.

So, how's your third character doing? Is she having fun so far?

As for me, I just came back home from what turned out to be a very good night money wise. But the best part of the night was the last guy I saw: a young black guy, 6'5", beautiful face, awesome smile, and with the hottest male body I've ever had the pleasure to fuck, perfectly toned, baby smooth skin. Holy shit was he hot! And a great fuck as well.

Sometime, this job is really to good to be true!

 

[BiBunny]

So, how's your third character doing? Is she having fun so far?

As for me, I just came back home from what turned out to be a very good night money wise. But the best part of the night was the last guy I saw: a young black guy, 6'5", beautiful face, awesome smile, and with the hottest male body I've ever had the pleasure to fuck, perfectly toned, baby smooth skin. Holy shit was he hot! And a great fuck as well.

Sometime, this job is really to good to be true!

Lots of fun, actually. More fun than my others have proven to be.

Glad to hear you had fun tonight, too.

 

[ownedsubgal]

So, how's your third character doing? Is she having fun so far?

As for me, I just came back home from what turned out to be a very good night money wise. But the best part of the night was the last guy I saw: a young black guy, 6'5", beautiful face, awesome smile, and with the hottest male body I've ever had the pleasure to fuck, perfectly toned, baby smooth skin. Holy shit was he hot! And a great fuck as well.

Sometime, this job is really to good to be true!

that makes me think of a question, have you placed any restricticions as far as the age or race of the men you see? like, i won't see anyone under 40. something about the idea of being scrumped by a 20-something just makes me throw up a lil bit.

 

[Netzach]

So, how's your third character doing? Is she having fun so far?

As for me, I just came back home from what turned out to be a very good night money wise. But the best part of the night was the last guy I saw: a young black guy, 6'5", beautiful face, awesome smile, and with the hottest male body I've ever had the pleasure to fuck, perfectly toned, baby smooth skin. Holy shit was he hot! And a great fuck as well.

Sometime, this job is really to good to be true!

This is why you can do this and I can't. I'd be all "shit I should get a phone number" and there goes sanity.

I think with my snatch way too much.

 

[BiBunny]

Well, I started a third job today. I'm texting while I wait for calls to come in. *Sigh*

Must.
Get.
Independent.
Listing.
Going.
Before.
I.
Go.
Broke.

*Headdesk*

 

[DeservingBitch]

that makes me think of a question, have you placed any restricticions as far as the age or race of the men you see? like, i won't see anyone under 40. something about the idea of being scrumped by a 20-something just makes me throw up a lil bit.

Assholes. I won't see assholes.

Seriously, no, I have not placed any restriction so far, except for no calls in the student neibourhood (would rather avoid getting to a call and finding one of my current of previous students at the door, or one of my colleagues!).

The rates of my agency act as a deterrent for most guys under 30, so age isn't really an issue. As for race, it really doesn't matter to me, although I have to say that so far, I've enjoyed seeing the non-white clients more than white ones: the non-white guys tend to be much more respectful and chilled than white guys.

It's funny that you asked though: the reason I saw this awesome hot dude last night is because the girl who was supposed to do the call doesn't want to fuck black guy. She got there, saw that he was black, and pretended she just started her period and had to leave. I was called to the rescue! And fuck was I happy to help!

This is why you can do this and I can't. I'd be all "shit I should get a phone number" and there goes sanity.

I think with my snatch way too much.

Well, I'm more likely to try to get the number of some of the girls I do calls with.

I still jerk off thinking of that one I did a call with, and who has the greatest ass that this hearth have seen. *sigh*

 

[FurryFury]

After reading this thread I realize that I may not have near the amount of patience to deal with the sort of clients y'all often talk about. Perhaps when I was younger I would have had more patience but at this point I'm pretty sure I don't.

I'm impressed with y'all though!

 

[BiBunny]

After reading this thread I realize that I may not have near the amount of patience to deal with the sort of clients y'all often talk about. Perhaps when I was younger I would have had more patience but at this point I'm pretty sure I don't.

I'm impressed with y'all though!

Heh. I only have to deal with them on the phone, but I find myself muttering the phrase, "Think of the money. Think of the money!" pretty regularly. I don't know what I'd do if I were DB or osg. Shoot myself or someone else, most likely.

 

[FurryFury]

Heh. I only have to deal with them on the phone, but I find myself muttering the phrase, "Think of the money. Think of the money!" pretty regularly. I don't know what I'd do if I were DB or osg. Shoot myself or someone else, most likely.

I believe it!


LOL!

In my cybering days there were times I felt like a sex text provider. It didn't feel good to me. That usually happened when I felt I had to lie to the other person to keep them happy.

Now when I was younger and more into acting than I am now, it might have been a whole nother thing in my mind.

 

[DeservingBitch]

After reading this thread I realize that I may not have near the amount of patience to deal with the sort of clients y'all often talk about. Perhaps when I was younger I would have had more patience but at this point I'm pretty sure I don't.

I'm impressed with y'all though!

Well, keep in mind that the regular, normal, easy clients don't make for interesting stories. What you get to read here is a very distorted representation of the reality of the job.

But I do have to say that I impress myself with the patience I display with some clients. Stuff that would normally have me show someone the door in a split second, I take with a smile and carry on when working. Basically, my level of tolerance for dudes' antics is directly proportional to the amount of money I get in my pocket for putting up with it.

 

[Dreamliner]

Reading the posts here makes me realsie that women involved in this sector of industry, yes it is part of the economy of a country, probably have more practical knowledge and understanding of the human psyche than any one esle.

One has to respect these professionals.

 

[SweetGigi]

Reading the posts here makes me realsie that women involved in this sector of industry, yes it is part of the economy of a country, probably have more practical knowledge and understanding of the human psyche than any one esle.

One has to respect these professionals.

They are amazing women, aren't they?



Idols, the lot of ya.

 

[BiBunny]

Bumpage because at the rate I'm going, I'm starting to seriously consider the pro-Domme route. Any advice?