HippyJeanSalon
A fuck-up, but funny
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My eyes were drawn to her succulent breasts, and I longed to run my tongue over the thick, waxy rind that protected her precious boobily fluids from extended drought. There was nothing more sexy to me than a woman who'd adapted to a hot, arid climate.No please go right ahead. It's my thread, I say go for it
*opens a bag of cheetos*
This supports my hypothesis that only the most intellectual and cultivated of writers write online erotica.My eyes were drawn to her succulent breasts, and I longed to run my tongue over the thick, waxy rind that protected her precious boobily fluids from extended drought. There was nothing more sexy to me than a woman who'd adapted to a hot, arid climate.
Those sound perfect."Does she have a nice chest?"
"Sure, plenty of heft there. But also, sorta a lot of heft everywhere, to tell you the truth. I keep trying to keep her away from the chocolates and ice cream and everything, but you can't really control someone's cravings, now can you?"
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"Can you describe her?"
"Well, she's got boobs with some serious meat."
"How are her nipples? Erect?"
Pause.
"Hard to tell. Her tits are so big you can't see the nipples very well. They sort of point more down than out."
I'd better be careful, though, to avoid doxing myself as a professional whoreticulturist.This supports my hypothesis that only the most intellectual and cultivated of writers write online erotica.
I have an entire "fan club" of uno-bombers.Heh. My resident one-bomber just whacked my 750 story.
Three atmospheres, eh? You're diving in pretty deep.I was only going to do two, but I'm working on a third ATM.
Feels a bit hasty in places, but fun.Emporess New Robe is live as of today. I was betting on Uncut being at least mildly successful, too many people like sucking dick and getting dick sucked, for it to be 4.07. Still waiting on my Mystery Woman one.
I said I was going to keep it to three, two for my Andi's Dream series, and one for We're a Wonderful Wife. I'm now working on #5.I was only going to do two, but I'm working on a third ATM.
~ Hush, Alina. People know what ample breasts are. You don't need to keep questioning it."Late Night Laundry" is now live.
The woman's breasts were amplified, and their volume and motion increased with every step closer I got. Soon I was clutching the sides of my head, trying to protect myself from the sensory assault of such large, loud, and wildly oscillating mammaries.~ Hush, Alina. People know what ample breasts are. You don't need to keep questioning it.
"YES! That's what I'm talking about!"The woman's breasts were amplified, and their volume and motion increased with every step closer I got. Soon I was clutching the sides of my head, trying to protect myself from the sensory assault of such large, loud, and wildly oscillating mammaries.
I did one last year, a joke that I heard decades ago. Only one other person who responded had heard it too.So far there are six. I am guessing when the overall totals are posted there will be a record. Over a hundred already.
Thank you @Djmac1031 & @AlinaX . I'm genuinely touched. And a little ashamed.Well done. Paints a really good picture without providing every little detail.
I've been pretty lucky when mentoring these support threads. All I have to do is bump it on occasion, the writers here really know what teamwork is all about.hank you. My faith in humanity is more than a bit restored and my appreciation for this place,