The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[Scuttle Buttin']

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ghetto

By this..um.. 'logic?' every thread is a ghetto. Which is, of course, stupid.

But that has been par for the course in here.

 

[musicankane]

Did you read the definition or are you making shit up now?

 

[Baelnorn]

But that has been par for the course in here.

I surrender. I crawl back into my cave and lick my wounds. You've clearly beaten me here in that regard.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Would you rather...
Know what the fuck just happened or let things return to normal?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I love when these things get drawn out long enough and people run out of things to say. When it all is said and done it is sort of like letting a two year old run himself out of energy by throwing one big tantrum.

The key here is three fold.

Tolerance

Oppression

Hypocrisy

Now I know these are big words so lets break it all down.

Tolerance: a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward opinions and practices that differ from one's own.

Most here are claiming that the OP and others are showing none. Ya see though the thing is all of these things go BOTH directions. They made jokes. Were they in poor taste? Probably. Hell I KNOW the ones I made were in poor taste, I did it just to kick the ant hill, set it on fire, and piss on the remains. It worked nicely.

Just because you don't like something that is said does not mean you have to throw a tantrum. This message board (At least this particular portion of it) has one common thread. We all come here to be able to express ourselves in a safe environment. Of course by the fact that no one can get along the truth is this place is about as safe as trying to tea bag a box of scorpions. Still this WHOLE situation can be traced back to a lack of Tolerance, and a general lack of "Do unto others"

Oppression: the exercise of authority or power in a burdensome, cruel, or unjust manner

This was first brought up to cry foul at the people who started writing in this thread. I call bull shit. It was a bad joke at worst. Oppression requires a much more active effort. For instance if I were to say... follow crazy rage around and start calling her fat, attempting to continuously pin that image upon her, to make her feel that way herself, to really try to make my opinion more concrete. Oppression is FORCING something upon someone else. That was not done here until the tantrums started.

That brings me to the last point. My favorite for well... a long while!

Hypocrisy: the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform.

This one really should be self explanatory. My favorite little clique. Not a one of you can actually approach this rationally, more over you bring nothing but slander and insults to the table when you are not outright telling someone that you claim their behavior is not allowed. This should be setting off warning bells. It is kind of hard to take you seriously at all, but especially in this case because all you have done is take over this thread and insult anyone who does not INSTANTLY AGREE with you.

We all make mistakes kids. I know I've had a few in my day. Adults know how to make amends for those mistakes, and they take time to realize when they are behaving like children.

Thats all.

Okay. Now have fun with more screaming because I know it is coming. You can't help yourselves.

FF. Your Siggy makes me growly.

Hullo Foxy!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

And he falls back to the clique.



Who had two posts in the pool? Please send me a message to collect your winnings.

 

[thestruggle]

Don't you just love it when a white cishet male tells you what oppression is?

 

[thestruggle]

Apparently none of us are! We're not people but he responds to us like we have "thoughts" and "feelings." Could it be that we're really... cyborgs?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Apparently none of us are! We're not people but he responds to us like we have "thoughts" and "feelings." Could it be that we're really... cyborgs?

Shh. The men are talking.

 

[thestruggle]

Well, I think we are still people...just not as 'people' as HE is.

I'd rather be a cyborg anyhow.
I like being able to reconfigure and select attachments.
Also...lasers.

I want to be a pirate with a cannon/machine gun for one arm. And an eye patch. And boots with cool capabilities. In a dress!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Don't you just love it when a white cishet male tells you what oppression is?

This is perfect, thank you Tess. It is a wonderful example of what I was pointing out. The ignorance, narrow view, sexist, and racist overtones in this are perfect to illustrate just how uninformed you, and those around you are.

Obviously because of my RACE and GENDER I cannot possibly have ever experienced any form of oppression.

Chuckles.

Forgive me for struggling to see you or any of the rest of those who have used that one before as a beacon of tolerance and equality for anyone.

You do not know me or the details of my life.

By not agreeing with him, we are oppressing him.
Because its really his way or OMG FEMINAZIS or some such imagined slight.

I never said anything of the sort. You are more than welcome to disagree. Trust me, there are many other reasons that you are a feminazis with cock envy. You don't need my help to prove that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It is hard being a white man in this world.

Do you know we're not allowed to own people anymore, AND women can vote?

We're all doomed.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

We CAN vote, but as good little bits of property, we only vote for whom we are told.

No free vote for you, feminazi!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Quiet. I'm busy wishing I had a penis.
le sigh

Well do it while you make me a sandwich.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Quiet. I'm busy wishing I had a penis.
le sigh

Likes her equipment the way it is.

Well do it while you make me a sandwich.

Don't forget the kool-aide!

 

[thestruggle]

This is perfect, thank you Tess. It is a wonderful example of what I was pointing out. The ignorance, narrow view, sexist, and racist overtones in this are perfect to illustrate just how uninformed you, and those around you are.

Obviously because of my RACE and GENDER I cannot possibly have ever experienced any form of oppression.

Chuckles.

Forgive me for struggling to see you or any of the rest of those who have used that one before as a beacon of tolerance and equality for anyone.

You do not know me or the details of my life.



I never said anything of the sort. You are more than welcome to disagree. Trust me, there are many other reasons that you are a feminazis with cock envy. You don't need my help to prove that.

Trust me. You don't want to go there. If you're white, you cannot be oppressed racially. If you're a white cisgender male, you cannot be oppressed on basis of gender. You can undergo discrimination - which, if you're a bigoted and ignorant jackass, you should experience as a challenge to your misguided ideology - but you cannot experience systematic oppression. It's not possible. So sit there and tell me that you've been so oppressed, so beaten down, so misunderstood. I'm not being sexist - I'm trying to balance the fucking scales, because even here on a forum that's about sexual freedom, men like you try to control my thoughts and my feelings. But I'm sure all of this is WAY over your head, so please, keep crying. I like my straight white cis male tears with cream and sugar, thanks.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Likes her equipment the way it is.



Don't forget the kool-aide!

I make my own Kool-Aid! How else do I get all these woMEN under my spell?

 

[thestruggle]

Thank you for this.
I try to point out the distinction, but since they never ever listen, I've gotten tired of trying. But I like it when someone does.

See, sometimes I get tired of it too - but then I get angry again, and it's better for me to feel like I'm doing something. But then eventually I have to replenish my energy with cheesecake or chocolate. Or cookies.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh, I'll replenish you, yes I will!

With your phantom dream penis!

 

[thestruggle]

Seriously, try to sing "Dreamweaver" but with dream penis.

 

[thestruggle]

CANNOT BE UNSUNG

Tia Carrere will never be the same now.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Do dream penises ever get soft?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Of course not. Jeez, what kind of question is that?

Now prefers dream penis


maybe....

thinks about it a little more...

Does anyone else think that penises are a little demanding? Like.. "I'm hard! Do something! NAOW!"

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Do dream penises ever get soft?

Those are nightmare pen...ii.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Now prefers dream penis


maybe....

thinks about it a little more...

Does anyone else think that penises are a little demanding? Like.. "I'm hard! Do something! NAOW!"

Which is weird, because we men are never like that.