The Harris Voter

[Wat_Tyler]

Is it 1999 yet???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I was going to be living in a red corvette,

but I'm just too big to fit into the cockpit comfortably.

So I'm living in a black Ford truck, baby I've already slowed down...


(and my left turn blinker has been on for the last 20 miles)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got passed yesterday on a two-lane on a double yellow line.


Where are cops when you need them?


Another Epic Gummint Fail.


Go figure . . . .

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

With a Fentanyl Party?

Oh. Wait. We have a Democrat Party. That might be redundant.

There’s no such thing as the “Democrat Party”. It’s impossible to take your opinions seriously when you don’t even know the basics, like the names of the parties.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I don't mind being passed.

Every once in a while, you get to pass them back thanks to the po-po


Five-One-five-OH somebody call Hawaii five-OH!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

There’s no such thing as the “Democrat Party”. It’s impossible to take your opinions seriously when you don’t even know the basics, like the names of the parties.

Jesus FUCK! that childish rebuttal for the millionth time because you don't include the

IC???​

Fuck off and get back to us when you've grown up and have a cogent response!

Confetti is not going to rain down and you don't get a price.

Go buy a box of CrackerJack™...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The Democrat Party is ICky and not Woods...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Democrat Party is ICky and not Woods...

That one has some age to it.


Ravings - 27, Bungles - 10.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jesus FUCK! that childish rebuttal for the millionth time because you don't include the

IC???​

Fuck off and get back to us when you've grown up and have a cogent response!

Confetti is not going to rain down and you don't get a price.

Go buy a box of CrackerJack™...

Trigger:


Both Parties Suck Monkey Nuts!!!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

When you cannot win the topic, you immediately go to minutia...

Small minds need small topics.

Ravings got lucky...

They got to play the defanged Bengals...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Trigger:


Both Parties Suck Monkey Nuts!!!

Amen and pass the plate!

I want to make a contribution!

And the sign said: Vote Libertarian! All we have to offer is less and more of it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Amen and pass the plate!

I want to make a contribution!

And the sign said: Vote Libertarian! All we have to offer is less and more of it.

Save the petrol and stay at home.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I feel that voting is a civic duty and I take my duties seriously even when I turn in a mostly blank ballot.

Besides, out here in the country, there are usually more poll workers than voters.

It's a good place to catch up... on gossip...

Hee Haw

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Listen up close the first time now. Y'all Hear?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No votie, no jury doodie . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

Every day, every time it’s the same thing with these two - reminiscing on when they had real teeth and could bite into a candy apple they got at the 1924 World Expo.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

When I get finished filling out the screening questionnaire, there's no way I'm going to be included in any jury pool...

I got that one covered; a way out of doing my duty.

Also. I never show up.

The lie.

They do not issue warrants.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But deputies have been known to make housecalls in some places.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Well, not so much out here, you see, we have a polite society...

We send texts and letters before we go the full WACO.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Deputies are uniformly smarter than Feds.


They also know their constituents, and are less likely to operate under preconceived notions.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

When Kamala wins:

 

[JoePepsiCo]

They have to be.

They also do not have to deal with vermin, newly undocumented citizens and Spanish as a second language...

 

[Bn2f]

They have to be.

They also do not have to deal with vermin, newly undocumented citizens and Spanish as a second language...

Please do reread this and keep in mind that this is being said by a member who is Native American.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Please do say something of meaning...

 

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