The Harris Voter

[Wat_Tyler]

Jesus will forgive you. The radical lives will condemn you until the end of time for your wanton criminality.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I pay my respects to all the Gods and Buddhas and they assure me,

the check is in the mail.​

 

[Bn2f]

I think that Ty Cobb still has the record for triplets.

How many times did you get to see him play?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

As opposed to win the two Eastern Europeans were victims of the horrible accident at the cage with the gorilla couple in it. Then it was the Czech was in the male.

 

[IARainman]

You missed one, the voter who can’t vote for the one with utter and complete unbridled contempt for the constitution.

I go through a similar exercise trying to understand Trump voters and it’s equally perplexing to me. The amount of hypocrisy on the things that really matter boggles my mind. I’ll let it play out at the ballot box and I do trust the process and will abide by the results. I wish it was a nationwide popular vote, but it isn’t.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Unexpectedly Inclusive

I had the Trump rally on while doing this that and other and it opened with Lee Greenwood and who doesn’t love that song and who isn’t proud to be an American (and still here whining about it)? I love my county even if I am suing my neighbor over a property line dispute. I’m going to end up with a corner of his new garage, but I diverse. I’m divergent in this series currently running on Lit.

Those people were fired up. I was dragged to a Sarah Palin rally once. It was a lot of waiting, then a lot of people going crazy and then a lot of waiting to get out of the parking lot. Republicans are so fucking polite. You go. No, you go, oh, no I just couldn’t..., meanwhile, I’m about to get the Harris model Glock out of the trunk and start blasting some caps. Road rage starts in the parking lot people.

But it was so cool when he ended with, It’s fun to stay at the YMCA! Real men aren’t afraid of the Village People.

 

[deckardB26354]

…it opened with Lee Greenwood and who doesn’t love that song…

I thought I hated that fake ass flag licking shit kicker noise before Orange Fuhrer appropriated it…but now!

 

[deckardB26354]

…but I diverse.

Yeah, you diverse alright. LOL

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Oh, we found one morning typo out of hundreds of words.

WE'RE WINNING!​

 

[deckardB26354]

Oh, we found one morning typo out of hundreds of words.

I guess you can add not being able to count to your stable of inadequacies.

Edit: whoops, sorry “adding” is math and that’s difficult for you too. Sad.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

When you don't have a cigarette, you sift for butts outta the ashtray . . . .


Brother, can you spare a light????

 

[Bn2f]

But it was so cool when he ended with, It’s fun to stay at the YMCA! Real men aren’t afraid of the Village People.

YES! THIS!
I am constantly telling my friends in LGBTQ community that no other politician has the courage to play this openly gay band’s song about hooking up and having discreet sex at the YMCA! And you know what? The tops and the bottoms both agree that trump 100% nails it with the double handy bj dance.

 

[deckardB26354]

The tops and the bottoms both agree that trump 100% nails it with the double handy dance.

He certainly does looooove to show his double barrel jerking action. Someone has to do an AI-gasm with Donnie short stroking two guys and getting firehosed.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

When you don't have a cigarette, you sift for butts outta the ashtray . . . .


Brother, can you spare a light????

Trailer for sale or rent,
Rooms to let just fifty cents,
No phone no food no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Trailer for sale or rent,
Rooms to let just fifty cents,
No phone no food no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes...

Another habit well rid of.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

 

[JoePepsiCo]

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Kamala fucked up. Big time (She’s still on her way, she’s making it!)!

The many proverbials of common, i.e., western, biblical, she is a black Baptist (and we hate Christians, but love Kamala [conflicting concepts comfortably compartmentalized]), cultural lore before pre-admonished and wisely advised her…,

The King benignly allows his subject believe him a fool giving himself not voice to the proof.
Proverb 21:32
{Obligatory Non-Biblical, non-threatening, inclusive Democratick Translation} Queen B-atch sez: Shut your fucking mouth foo!. Don’t you let no one know! Take your God-damned hat off in church fool! I have my Glock…}

I told her not to leave the damned basement and let my team edit her. But Nooo…! I’m Old. I’m Senile. I’m (D)ecrepit. Old-School. Well, so’s God B-atch! God’s gonna get you (through me; I’m going to tie you to me and up in a bow before I deliver you up to the mob!).
Joe B #1
{No translation required.}

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Hmmm… Religious voters liking Trump better than the Democrats who are best suited to rendering Caesar his due?

Are they cutting into the tithe when they are bringing in the sheaves?
How can the religious possibly be conned by this heathen?
Does a lowering tithe lowers all revenues?
Hispanics are Catholic.
PRIESTS MOLEST!
And, we have the black vote!
We do like to campaign in black churches…,
President Obama! President Obama! 911! 911! Black Men like Trump!
It’s a damned good thing we have the Jewish vote in our back pocket despite our support of H[fill-in-the-‘blank]!

Plant a Tree for Israel!

​

Er, uh…,

(That’s not cedar Walz! you freaking moron! and you had to cut it down!
:pulls fire alarm:)

 

[Bn2f]

Hmmm… Religious voters liking Trump better than the Democrats who are best suited to rendering Caesar his due?

Are they cutting into the tithe when they are bringing in the sheaves?
How can the religious possibly be conned by this heathen?
Does a lowering tithe lowers all revenues?
Hispanics are Catholic.
PRIESTS MOLEST!
And, we have the black vote!
We do like to campaign in black churches…,
President Obama! President Obama! 911! 911! Black Men like Trump!
It’s a damned good thing we have the Jewish vote in our back pocket despite our support of H[fill-in-the-‘blank]!

Plant a Tree for Israel! Er, uh…,

(That’s not cedar Walz! you freaking moron! and you had to cut it down!
:pulls fire alarm:)

I normally don't laugh at someone suffering a mental episode but...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Put down the mirror and dial 911...

 

[TomTeacher19]

Religious voters don't like Trump better. Fake religious voters like him better because he is one of them. He does nothing in his life that is actually in agreement or support or following the teachings of Jesus or the Bible. But they are racists and sexist and bigots and they enjoy guns and violence and unnecessary deaths and they are far away from anything that resembles true Christian faith and morals and lifestyles but as long as they can live in their denial they are fine with it.

 

[jomar]

…tryna bein cute an clever stuff…

The I Hate Him Voter – The Liz Cheney/Hillary Clinton voter. Hate is driven by envy.
…

Nice try at spin there Spearchucker, but Liz isn’t envious of nor hates trump. She simply sees him for the constitutional threat he is and is calling that out. Hillary probably has reason to hate him though, but I doubt it’s driven by envy.