The International Inivitational Slang Challenge
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"Chewing the carrot"...
"Gnawing the cucumber"...
"Crunching the corncob"...
"Gnawing the cucumber"...
"Crunching the corncob"...
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Quote from "An Illustrated Anthology of Erotica"
"The following 8 actions will be made by the eunuck, one after the other:
At the end of each of these actions, the eunuck will express his wish to stop, but when one of them has been completed, the man will ask him to continue with another, and when that is done, a third will follow, etc.
When the eunuck holds the man's lingam in his hand, put it between his lips and toch it lightly with his mouth, it is called "so called intercourse".
When the eunuck covers the outer part of the lingam with his fingers, which are held like the buf of a flower, and presses his lips at the side of it, whereby he also uses his teeth, this is called "nibbling at the sides".
When the eunuck has been urged to continue and presses his closely shot lips at th top of the lingam and kisses it as if he was pulling at it, this is called "outer pressure".
When the eunuck hold the lingam in his hand and kisses it like he would kiss an under lip, this is called "kissing".
When he, after kissing it, touches it with his tongue everywhere and pulls the tongue over its tip, this is called "polishing".
When he, the same way, takes half of it in his mouth and kisses it and sucks on it hardly, this is called "sucking the mango".
And finally, when the eunuck, with the man's approval, puts the entire lingam in his mouth and presses it down into its root, as if he was trying to swallow it, this is called "devouring".
"The following 8 actions will be made by the eunuck, one after the other:
- So called intercourse
- Nibbling at the sides
- Outer pressure
- Inner pressure
- Kisses
- Polishing
- Sucking the mango
- Devouring
At the end of each of these actions, the eunuck will express his wish to stop, but when one of them has been completed, the man will ask him to continue with another, and when that is done, a third will follow, etc.
When the eunuck holds the man's lingam in his hand, put it between his lips and toch it lightly with his mouth, it is called "so called intercourse".
When the eunuck covers the outer part of the lingam with his fingers, which are held like the buf of a flower, and presses his lips at the side of it, whereby he also uses his teeth, this is called "nibbling at the sides".
When the eunuck has been urged to continue and presses his closely shot lips at th top of the lingam and kisses it as if he was pulling at it, this is called "outer pressure".
When the eunuck hold the lingam in his hand and kisses it like he would kiss an under lip, this is called "kissing".
When he, after kissing it, touches it with his tongue everywhere and pulls the tongue over its tip, this is called "polishing".
When he, the same way, takes half of it in his mouth and kisses it and sucks on it hardly, this is called "sucking the mango".
And finally, when the eunuck, with the man's approval, puts the entire lingam in his mouth and presses it down into its root, as if he was trying to swallow it, this is called "devouring".
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Japanese expressions:
Fellatio = playing the jade flute
Cunnilingus = quench one's thirst in the brook of jade
Male organ:
lingam
flute of jade
the stem of jade (japanese like jade...)
white tiger
red plum (for the head)
Female organ:
yoni
purse
cinnober-red fields
gates of jade
fields of snow
trophy
Fellatio = playing the jade flute
Cunnilingus = quench one's thirst in the brook of jade
Male organ:
lingam
flute of jade
the stem of jade (japanese like jade...)
white tiger
red plum (for the head)
Female organ:
yoni
purse
cinnober-red fields
gates of jade
fields of snow
trophy
Coolville
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jerking off: greasing the pole
In Danish, a nasty slang for vagina is "daasemad", or canned food.
There was a slang expresssion in Copenhagen a couple of years ago in which 'porno' was used as a positive adjective. No doubt due to our relaxed attitude to pornography. You could say, "Look at that porno car!" or "You're looking really porno tonight!" when dressed to kill and hit the town. For men or women.
At the moment people say "sveske" which is a prune. Sounds strange, but it's a lovely slang for a girl, not unlike "honey".
If you wanted to Swedish Prune Girl, you'd say Svenske sveske flicka.
Helps if you're drunk.
In Danish, a nasty slang for vagina is "daasemad", or canned food.
There was a slang expresssion in Copenhagen a couple of years ago in which 'porno' was used as a positive adjective. No doubt due to our relaxed attitude to pornography. You could say, "Look at that porno car!" or "You're looking really porno tonight!" when dressed to kill and hit the town. For men or women.
At the moment people say "sveske" which is a prune. Sounds strange, but it's a lovely slang for a girl, not unlike "honey".
If you wanted to Swedish Prune Girl, you'd say Svenske sveske flicka.
Helps if you're drunk.
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Bläääääääääää!
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tampon
Coolville -
That is sooooo gross! LOL
Hey, what ever happened to good old fashioned expressions like
bearded clam
hair pie
eating at the 'Y'
madam thumb and her four lovely daughters
choking the gopher
Not to change the subject, but to change the subject, we haven't explored slang expressions for .... upchucking, yet. May I start the ball rolling with:
reverse lunch
speaking to Ralph on the big white phone
blowing chunks
Okay, okay, it's ... indelicate, but anything's better than what Coolville said.
Coolville -
That is sooooo gross! LOL
Hey, what ever happened to good old fashioned expressions like
bearded clam
hair pie
eating at the 'Y'
madam thumb and her four lovely daughters
choking the gopher
Not to change the subject, but to change the subject, we haven't explored slang expressions for .... upchucking, yet. May I start the ball rolling with:
reverse lunch
speaking to Ralph on the big white phone
blowing chunks
Okay, okay, it's ... indelicate, but anything's better than what Coolville said.
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tampon
Coolville -
That is sooooo gross! LOL
Hey, what ever happened to good old fashioned expressions like
bearded clam
hair pie
eating at the 'Y'
madam thumb and her four lovely daughters
choking the gopher
Not to change the subject, but to change the subject, we haven't explored slang expressions for .... upchucking, yet. May I start the ball rolling with:
reverse lunch
speaking to Ralph on the big white phone
blowing chunks
Okay, okay, it's ... indelicate, but anything's better than what Coolville said.
Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin
Coolville -
That is sooooo gross! LOL
Hey, what ever happened to good old fashioned expressions like
bearded clam
hair pie
eating at the 'Y'
madam thumb and her four lovely daughters
choking the gopher
Not to change the subject, but to change the subject, we haven't explored slang expressions for .... upchucking, yet. May I start the ball rolling with:
reverse lunch
speaking to Ralph on the big white phone
blowing chunks
Okay, okay, it's ... indelicate, but anything's better than what Coolville said.
Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin
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Hey, now you're out of line!!! We're supposed to talk about sex-related words here, not just any expressions!!!
Stick to sex!!!
Stick to sex!!!
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sorry
Sorry about two things;
The unintentional double post.
Pissing off Sven. I didn't know this was your site, Sven.
Sorry about two things;
The unintentional double post.
Pissing off Sven. I didn't know this was your site, Sven.
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Det gäller dig med, grabben! Håll dig till sex, allt annat är ointressant!
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just to add:
In Germany, we also use the word "Pflaume" for pussy. The translation to english is "plum".
Also we say "Schnecke" (snail), at least for shaved pussies. The opposite is "Bär" "bear" ... for hairy pussies
by the way: When I look at this thread: We have slang names for penis, vagina, masturbating and even butthole.
What about slangwords for breasts, boobs, tits ? (and not to forget: what about nipples ?)
In Germany, we also use the word "Pflaume" for pussy. The translation to english is "plum".
Also we say "Schnecke" (snail), at least for shaved pussies. The opposite is "Bär" "bear" ... for hairy pussies
by the way: When I look at this thread: We have slang names for penis, vagina, masturbating and even butthole.
What about slangwords for breasts, boobs, tits ? (and not to forget: what about nipples ?)
Coolville
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tits:
The top shelf
headlights (erect nipples? you've got the highbeams on...)
melons
very small breasts: a carpenter's dream
extremely large breasts: just gross
erect nipples:
jellybeans
Hejsan, svenskasøster
var beskeden til mig? De driller dig lidt men på den rolig (svensk rolig) måde.
The top shelf
headlights (erect nipples? you've got the highbeams on...)
melons
very small breasts: a carpenter's dream
extremely large breasts: just gross
erect nipples:
jellybeans
Hejsan, svenskasøster
var beskeden til mig? De driller dig lidt men på den rolig (svensk rolig) måde.
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MG - it's not my site... officially... *laughing like a mad scientist*
But, little one, you've got 44 posts - I've got 278! It's like my mother says: "Don't pick a fight with a mountain when you're only gravel yourself!"
But, little one, you've got 44 posts - I've got 278! It's like my mother says: "Don't pick a fight with a mountain when you're only gravel yourself!"
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Hördu, broder, nu börjar jänkarna att ta sig ton lite väl mycket här! Ska vi bilda ett litet miniatyr-EU och lägga straffskatt på dem? 
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Weirdest thing I've ever heard a vagina called was "dug de gan". It's hebrew, literally translated it means fish garden.
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just to add this:
in Germany, a pretty harsh word for breasts is "Euter" - the translation is "udder" ...
in Germany, a pretty harsh word for breasts is "Euter" - the translation is "udder" ...
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