The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[silver gurl]

Shorty!

 

[pink]

Well, yesterday pretty much sucked. It's embarrassing.

 

[Chernosoth]

I have a date today. I have been doing regular hookups but a date in a restaurant is a situation I haven't done in a while. I thought of asking her out, and then she asked me out, so we reached that stage. It's a Sunday lunch date with other time commitments for both of us later.

 

[Lance_Castro]

The Devastating Fart

I was in line at a store yesterday and cut the most evil cheese imaginable.

(No idea why; I’m pretty sure there are no decomposing rodents in there; I dont have a Bigbitchtits/Delux Auto lifestyle.)

But whoa it was a malodorous malingerer.

I said nothing.

Happy Holiday Shopping!

 

[juttjaw]

I have a date today. I have been doing regular hookups but a date in a restaurant is a situation I haven't done in a while. I thought of asking her out, and then she asked me out, so we reached that stage. It's a Sunday lunch date with other time commitments for both of us later.

I think that's a good first date. The wife and I met over lunch for ours. I have a hard time watching other people eat, no matter the gender. Some people are savages and contort their faces, keep their mouth open, hold their fork like a fucking shovel... My personal worst, is scraping their teeth over their utensils.. That's a deal breaker. If I can stomach watching them eat, I can get over most everything else.

Good luck!

 

[FataMorgana]

I think that's a good first date. The wife and I met over lunch for ours. I have a hard time watching other people eat, no matter the gender. Some people are savages and contort their faces, keep their mouth open, hold their fork like a fucking shovel... My personal worst, is scraping their teeth over their utensils.. That's a deal breaker. If I can stomach watching them eat, I can get over most everything else.

Good luck!

Tea/coffee slurpers should be set on fire.

Gross cunts.

 

[TwinkleStars]

The only sounds you should hear during eating are "Mmmmm, this is good." etc. Or hearing the occasional clink of cutlery. If you can't drink or eat your food quietly, maybe you need etiquette classes or just stay home. No need to sound like a hog at the trough in order to enjoy a meal. Yuck.

 

[thør]

No table talk?

 

[Lance_Castro]

No table talk?

No wonder they’re here looking for affirmation. Ha!

I recommend a good fart.

Cut right to the chase.

All good couples fart with glee at each other.

“ pull my finger”

 

[thør]

More deviled eggs for Lance.........

 

[HarryHill]

Hold a fork like a shovel? I need pics for that one.

 

[thør]

Or maybe not.......

 

[FataMorgana]

The only sounds you should hear during eating are "Mmmmm, this is good." etc. Or hearing the occasional clink of cutlery. If you can't drink or eat your food quietly, maybe you need etiquette classes or just stay home. No need to sound like a hog at the trough in order to enjoy a meal. Yuck.

Preach it. There should be armed guards around the tables in restaurants and any extreme slurpers or vile chewers shot promptly in the back of the head.

Ditto for cinema talkers.

 

[Lorilei]

Preach it. There should be armed guards around the tables in restaurants and any extreme slurpers or vile chewers shot promptly in the back of the head.

Ditto for cinema talkers.

And people who sing at concerts. (Hi, it's me! I'm the problem, it's me.)

 

[thør]

cinema talkers

There is a special place in Hell for these people.

 

[FataMorgana]

And people who sing at concerts. (Hi, it's me! I'm the problem, it's me.)

Oh I think that's ok so long as they aren't bellowing. Even I had a little sway on at the Kate Bush gig and joined in on Cloudbusting.

Yeah-yeah-yay-oh!

 

[pink]

The only sounds you should hear during eating are "Mmmmm, this is good." etc. Or hearing the occasional clink of cutlery. If you can't drink or eat your food quietly, maybe you need etiquette classes or just stay home. No need to sound like a hog at the trough in order to enjoy a meal. Yuck.

My mom always used to tell me, "Don't chew your gum like a cow." What can I say, I really like gum.

 

[pink]

I have a date today. I have been doing regular hookups but a date in a restaurant is a situation I haven't done in a while. I thought of asking her out, and then she asked me out, so we reached that stage. It's a Sunday lunch date with other time commitments for both of us later.

Regular hookups??? You ho, you.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hiya hoes

 

[TwinkleStars]

No table talk?

I did mention that hence the use of 'etc'.

Preach it. There should be armed guards around the tables in restaurants and any extreme slurpers or vile chewers shot promptly in the back of the head.

Ditto for cinema talkers.

I bit extreme but to each their own. Seems too messy.

They should make those noisy sloppers and snorters each at the dumpster around back. Plus tip a $30 sur charge to the staff.

 

[thør]

use of 'etc'.

If you're gonna pick on every little thing......

Seems too messy.

As Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli said: Richie loved to use 22s because the bullets are small and they don't come out the other end like a 45, see, a 45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head and there's a lot of dry cleaning involved, but a 22 will just rattle around like Pac-Man until you're dead.

 

[HarryHill]

Hiya hoes

Hiya bro

 

[Lance_Castro]

Hobros.

 

[TwinkleStars]

If you're gonna pick on every little thing......

As Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli said: Richie loved to use 22s because the bullets are small and they don't come out the other end like a 45, see, a 45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head and there's a lot of dry cleaning involved, but a 22 will just rattle around like Pac-Man until you're dead.

Fata does that. I wasn't you sassy McSassy.

 

[silver gurl]

Hiya hoes

Happy day to you!