The Lit Poets' Holiday Limerick Wish Thread

[Angeline]

i sure love me some wicked eve
i'll follow her if she tries to leave
she writes like a dream
makes me laugh till i scream
and keeps a spare vibe up her sleeve


ooops. well it rhymes...


for evie, peace, happiness, poetic prowess rewarded, and men under 70.

 

[perks]

a happy holiday to mr. denis hale
who inspired my poetry to let me tell my tale
with voice and spirit
that may just merit
him a piece of tail




walk with me under the mistle toe
icing sugar, and walk real slow
give me just one Christmas kiss
cuz that was my one santa wish
well besides the whole threesome thing with denis

fuck if I didn't rhyme that last line very well.

 

[JUDO]

Limerical Christmas Wishes for Two Previous


A wonderous poet, Angeline
Who spins the poetry scene,
But it's blues and scat
And the rhythm "where it's at"
As my wish to keep her serene.

Now, Perks, is a different bird
Whose appetite is one I've preferred.
Encounters on counters
With some elegant mounters --
A wish, but likely it's occured.


- Judo

 

[Icingsugar]

Here I'm down and out for a day with major cold, and miss out on this. Dang!


While I was knocked out in bed
Angeline started this thread
"You're my Christmas tree star!"
shouted Eve (from the bar?)
And soon enough sillyness spread


...or sumpfing

 

[WickedEve]

Limericking at 6a.m.

Noel boobies with glitter
Making all hearts go flitter
Judo's pushed up in red
Found in santa's sled (or was it bed?)
She's such a Christmas tit-ter

 

[WickedEve]

What's up perks ass?
Forgive me for being crass
Is she taking a sniff?
Is it getting a whiff?
At least there's a red bow for the lass

 

[thunderf64]

Wicked Eve

Old habits I am trying to break
When Eve's wicked Habit I take
And addicted am I
I say with a sigh
And my other poorhabits forake

For I have found such firey poets
Senuality in writing they show it
Learning more than rhymn
Teaching all the time
So enthralled breakfast I'll for go it.



okay okay I forced the last line

 

[perks]

Senna Jawa needs some cheer
to fill the next new year
although these words
are quite absurd
and not to his liking, I fear.

happy holidays anyway, SJ!

 

[Maria2394]

since early this morn, we've limerick'd away
typed with our errant boobs in the way
but Eves boobs didnt knock
and it wasnt Dr Spock,
well hell, who needs logic anyway?

 

[Maria2394]

I pm'd dear Senna, his mailbox was stuffed
I don't understand why his feathers are ruffed
I'd make him some eggnog
with green tea in his grog
but pleasing the guy is so tough

happy Solstice, Senna

 

[Guest]

A rumor is going around
Angelina is getting profound
She might write a verse
Or do something much worse
And I’d rather not be around.

leaves hastily

 

[Guest]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS - ONE AND ALL

To the poets of PFaD
May your Christmas be tres jolie
With lots of good cheer
Wine, scotch and beer
And what you asked for under the tree.

 

[Angeline]

Get your ass back in here Tristesse
I've grown to love you, I confess
smart, kind, sly, and merry
such a dear friend to me and .....
very clear twixt you both I am blest

 

[JUDO]

Re: Limericking at 6a.m.

Noel boobies with glitter
Making all hearts go flitter
Judo's pushed up in red
Found in santa's sled (or was it bed?)
She's such a Christmas tit-ter

Before now, unbeknownst to me,
Miss Wicked has a boob-fetish, you see.
She's shown hers (a must)
And she's smart (so, I trust)
That her words will make me laugh 'til I pee.

(hee-hee)

- Judo

 

[Angeline]

The wonderful things about JUDOs
is JUDOs are wonderful things.
They're sweet and smart and sassy;
their boobies look mounted on springs.
They're gifted, drifted, bouncy, lifted,
fun fun fun fun fun,
but thank god for poets everywhere,
she's the only one.


ok it's not a limerick. big deal.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Limericking at 6a.m.

Before now, unbeknownst to me,
Miss Wicked has a boob-fetish, you see.
She's shown hers (a must)
And she's smart (so, I trust)
That her words will make me laugh 'til I pee.

(hee-hee)

- Judo

Or maybe I'm a boob with a fetish
I'm kinky, wicked, and coquettish
Though not into golden
I am beholdin'
An image of you laughing till you squish


Sometimes, I crack myself up.

 

[thunderf64]

Angeline

The wonderful things about JUDOs
is JUDOs are wonderful things.
They're sweet and smart and sassy;
their boobies look mounted on springs.
They're gifted, drifted, bouncy, lifted,
fun fun fun fun fun,
but thank god for poets everywhere,
she's the only one.


ok it's not a limerick. big deal.

Shocked and awed at Angeline's display
Her lack of a limerick has us in dismay
...Punishments wander
...As I sit an ponder
Something leaving her clothes in disarray

 

[Icingsugar]

Well, Thunder beat me to the punch
Now he gets Angeline for his lunch?
Could this new dude be mental?
I say "Please be gentle,
and leave some for the rest of the bunch!"

 

[thunderf64]

Angeline

Angeline reputation does abound
Her poetry in know the world around
...Her punishing endevor
...Will drive her ever
For every one to hear her sounds

 

[Guest]

So...we're turning cannibals now?
Can't you just make do with cow?
Leave poor Ange
Go and make a sange
which'll taste better anyhow.

 

[thunderf64]

response

So...we're turning cannibals now?
Can't you just make do with cow?
Leave poor Ange
Go and make a sange
which'll taste better anyhow.

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A sandiwch can never compare
To Angeline's beautiful hair
...Nowhere in taste
...Or even on the plate
Tring to sound respectful here.

 

[Icingsugar]

well...that seems to me like a waste
the sight of hair exceeds the taste
if it hangs from her head
(no, I don't mean when she's dead!!!)
so stop make our Angel feel chased

 

[Angeline]

I must write of my darling Lauren
as much as we chat it's not borin
I look out for her see,
cause Kate said promise me
but it's mostly me Lauren's restorin

Happiest holiday wishes and New Year kisses to the poet laureate of Porto.

 

[Angeline]

Holy shit! What's goin on here?
Everyone off my hair, neck, and ear!'
I'm a kind simple lass
and I ain't Donner Pass
how will I splain this to Eagleyez?

oh dear.

 

[Guest]

well...that seems to me like a waste
the sight of hair exceeds the taste
if it hangs from her head
(no, I don't mean when she's dead!!!)
so stop make our Angel feel chased

Is that spelt correctly?