The Lit Poets' Holiday Limerick Wish Thread

[Angeline]

Can you spare so much?





Ducks and runs for it

Zen Response:

Well you C if you take that, then we can both let it B.

additional information not forthcoming

 

[WickedEve]

And while we're having fun and ados
poor ol darkmaas is writing the reviews
he's such a sweet guy
and he really does try
so post the next challenge on a Tues!

Hey, Tues may rhyme but that's my review day!

 

[Angeline]

And here while the good times fly
poor ol darkmaas is having to sigh
he's such a sweet fellow
who just wants to be mellow
so post the next challenge for the new guy


(runs from thread)

 

[Guest]

I threaten OT with a rhyme
And now's as good of a time.
So, now let me see......
What rhymes with OT?
D'maas says it's eggnoggin' time.

So I have to go I'm afraid
No OT rhyme have I made.
It seems such a shame
but Rybka's to blame
with his rum/brandy kind of an aid.

 

[Icingsugar]

And here while the good times fly
poor ol darkmaas is having to sigh
he's such a sweet fellow
who just wants to be mellow
so post the next challenge for the new guy


(runs from thread)

Well, Angeline..."Run Forrest, Run"
(pretty soon I will come to the pun)
I'll review with a larf
anything that you...um...barf.
Hey, this Limerick wasn't much fun.

Oh look, eggnog.

 

[WickedEve]

Well, Angeline..."Run Forrest, Run"
(pretty soon I will come to the pun)
I'll review with a larf
anything that you...um...barf.
Hey, this Limerick wasn't much fun.

Oh look, eggnog.

Icingsugar drank too much nog
While sitting on the ol' yule log
He's too sweet for me
I'm diabetic, you see
Would he change his name to hotdog?

 

[Icingsugar]

Dis fing?

 

[darkmaas]

Angeline said:

And while we're having fun and ados
poor ol darkmaas is writing the reviews
he's such a sweet guy
and he really does try
so post the next challenge on a Tues!

Sweet really isn't the word
Reading poems on Monday's absurd
Liberal dousings with wine
Often helps with the rhymes
When every third offering's a ... er ... nevermind.

edited by Viola

 

[Angeline]

Have some more eggnog, Ice, and remember it can always be worse, ewe know?

 

[WickedEve]

Dis fing?

Well, there isn't any icing or sugar on that wiener, so it works for me!

 

[Icingsugar]

Have some more eggnog, Ice, and remember it can always be worse, ewe know?

Dammit, A. That was over the top
Without warning, my heart might just stop
Eagleyez if you read
hear me now, as I plead
Keep that girl away from Photoshop

 

[eagleyez]

Dammit, A. That was over the top
Without warning, my heart might just stop
Eagleyez if you read
hear me now, as I plead
Keep that girl away from Photoshop

photoshop
till you drop
a mop
that plops
in your lap
and the delicate nap
never stops.

real lights
on a
deodora cedar
hung by hand
on a ladder to the
luminous stars and
rivers
and bars


home is where the heart is.

 

[Angeline]

Dammit, A. That was over the top
Without warning, my heart might just stop
Eagleyez if you read
hear me now, as I plead
Keep that girl away from Photoshop

he's home now--you're safe from further outbursts on my part, lol.

 

[eagleyez]

he's home now--you're safe from further outbursts on my part, lol.

repeat

home

where the heart


lives.

 

[OT]

I threaten OT with a rhyme
And now's as good of a time.
So, now let me see......
What rhymes with OT?
D'maas says it's eggnoggin' time.

So I have to go I'm afraid
No OT rhyme have I made.
It seems such a shame
but Rybka's to blame
with his rum/brandy kind of an aid.

Try to think of what rhymes with OT ?
( I seem to remember GP )
she was bolder I think
sometimes close to the brink
But Tristess is just fine with me

and as for the nog-type-drink
we could google for a recipe link
but what matters the most
is the text of the toast
and the friends whose glasses you clink

 

[Cordelia]

For Rybka, this doggerel I pen.
(I'm writing a limerick again!)
A holiday wish
For this man (or fish?)
And good wishes to fishes (and men!)




Oh, and to all of the poets on this board!
(I hope no one out there's ignored)
I leave Christmas cheer,
enough joy for a year,
and all the right words, your reward...


Merry Merry

Cordelia

By the way... I tried rum, whiskey, brandy and Amaretto. Whatever was in that last one was the best... <hic>

 

[perks]

oh maria, I think of you at christmas time
because of the song, and all of the wine
not saying you're drunky
in fact, you're just spunky
and I think that your poetry is fine.

 

[Somme]

Have some more eggnog, Ice, and remember it can always be worse, ewe know?

you are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

 

[Angeline]

you are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

oh look Somme was here late sometime
a man who reads most of my rhyme
dear friend o'er two years
my kiwi joke it appears
was less than somewhat sublime

Happy Christmas sweet Sommeee with love and such to you and wot's 'er face. Och!

 

[thunderf64]

oh look Somme was here late sometime
a man who reads most of my rhyme
dear friend o'er two years
my kiwi joke it appears
was less than somewhat sublime

[[/color]

Oh my look Angeline's Advitar
Can another be very far
... such a cute face
... Nicly traced
Her finding a better one will be hard

 

[perks]

thunder, lightning
the way ya love me is frightning
god how I love that song
but at this sing a long
it's only christmans singings

 

[thunderf64]

another

thunder, lightning
the way ya love me is frightning
god how I love that song
but at this sing a long
it's only christmans singings

The advantage of a friend like Perks
Is she has no tollerance for jerks
... her wit is quick
... her mind is sick
Why I always read her posts and lurk

 

[perks]

For this christmas I would like to hug her
no, I'm not talking about a mugger
but, trisstesse
is the best
even though she's a tree hugger.


*quackysnortle*

 

[Angeline]

Where there's a will...

thunder, lightning
the way ya love me is frightning
god how I love that song
but at this sing a long
it's only christmans singings

Perks ain't gonna lose that good thang that she got,
cause she surely do write poems that rock from her muse spot,
and her voice sings stronger than anyone I know--
(yeah like thunder, oooh like lightning),
and when she's pissed off it's frightning,
but denis, will she knock that mistletoe on wood?

uh. motor city christmas joy forever, perks baby.

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: another

The advantage of a friend like Perks
Is she has no tollerance for jerks
... her wit is quick
... her mind is sick
Why I always read her posts and lurk

On the other hand, here is a lass
who pulls mistletoe twigs out her ass.
Fear and/or desire;
one have to admire
her pulling that stunt with such class.