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There is no Christmas for me, those days are gone (don't ask, please) but today, Juan, a security guard I deal with 5min a week down by the border, surprised me with a gift.
He's a really sweet old man and his kindness moved me.
Boy did it!
Turns out the peanuts, chocolates, cookies, and fruit were all stale, old, and rotten.
I tasted just enough to keep me running from bathroom to bathroom.
It will be my only present.
Lol
Merry Christmas to me!
 
Oh, hey, y'all, we're not just going to have warm weather. We're going to have tornadoes tomorrow, too. Yay! :rolleyes:

The worst of the storms are supposed to pass pretty far north of here, but still. This is ridiculous.
 
BiBunny said:
Oh, hey, y'all, we're not just going to have warm weather. We're going to have tornadoes tomorrow, too. Yay! :rolleyes:

The worst of the storms are supposed to pass pretty far north of here, but still. This is ridiculous.
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I had no idea you could HAVE tornadoes in December. :eek:
 
Driving through the neighborhood next to ours a little while ago, I passed an average looking minivan with the license plate "KAJIRAE." Things that make you go Hmmm.
 
Thank you Bunny!
I appreciate the cafe and those that keep it rolling.
It feels like a nice safe friendly place to hang out.
I'd name names, but then I'd feel like shit if I missed someone.
So, thank you all!
 
I sincerely wish my family would eat Christmas dinner like normal people. (And Thanksgiving and Easter and so on.) But hell no, we've got to have lunch. Which means I get to sleep roughly three hours before I have to get up at ass o'clock in the morning, and then we have to tear through opening the presents at my parents' house without really getting a chance to do anything other than "Hmm, that's nice" and toss it on the stack because we have to hurry so we can eat goddamn lunch with the rest of the family. :rolleyes:

And it's not like we don't have any choice but to do it at that time because people have other obligations for the evening because nobody does.

*Sigh* I'll be glad when I can go back to my own house.
 
BiBunny said:
I sincerely wish my family would eat Christmas dinner like normal people. (And Thanksgiving and Easter and so on.) But hell no, we've got to have lunch. Which means I get to sleep roughly three hours before I have to get up at ass o'clock in the morning, and then we have to tear through opening the presents at my parents' house without really getting a chance to do anything other than "Hmm, that's nice" and toss it on the stack because we have to hurry so we can eat goddamn lunch with the rest of the family. :rolleyes:

And it's not like we don't have any choice but to do it at that time because people have other obligations for the evening because nobody does.

*Sigh* I'll be glad when I can go back to my own house.
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Mom's 1:00 "dinner" time was dispensed with the first time I did Christmas here. Done!
 
desertslave said:
Mom's 1:00 "dinner" time was dispensed with the first time I did Christmas here. Done!
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I do not blame you. I wish I could do the same! Instead, I'll be having Christmas "dinner" at 11:30 am tomorrow.
 
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My partner has health issues and is currently on half days with his office job. After three months of this, he is doing my fucking head in.

Your parents might be honourary siamese twins but that doesn't fucking mean I want you dogging my every step purely because you're bored shitless. Nor did I want to drag you around a heaving town centre yesterday on the ONE shopping day I've managed to schedule since December decided to shit on me from a height at work. I need occasional alone time that doesn't involve you or my girlfriends. I need a break from conversing with you - or with anyone for that matter. I was REALLY looking forward to marching round the shops with my list and enjoying an astonishingly rare solo pub lunch with a newspaper. What I wound up doing was fighting my way through a howling monsoon to the train station, before dropping you at the man-creche (pub) and trying to achieve a whole afternoon's shopping in the TWO FUCKING HOURS I had before you got chronically bored. I want to physically expunge the phrases 'I'll come with you' and 'What are YOU doing' from your fucking lexicon. In an interesting fashion. Over a period of days. Your near constant availability is now becoming exhausting and oppressive - so much so that I'm actually managing to refrain from inflicting further fractures on you. When you go back to work full time in the new year (please Satan, I've been such a bad girl) I will throw a fucking party. All by my goddamn self!

Oh and by boxing day evening I will quite possibly have slaughtered a large chunk of your family. I am categorically NOT aunt material.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Ok, Human Resource Machine is awesome! I've worked my way up to level 20 and now I'm completely stuck. The game is a lot harder than I expected. The tasks do get tricky, don't let the graphics or the first levels fool you.

And Merry Christmas!


ETA: OMG, I just understood how to make the level 20. I need to build a loop that counts down the first number to zero and adds the other number to itself each time. So easy. Off to execute it. I promise I won't post more progress reports here. :D
 
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