The NEW UK Kink Thread

[Malich]

Morning all

Hope everyone is ok this morning?

Daisy, the game economy and the real world economy has a conversion rate. If I can make enough in the game I can pay for my real world subscription with in game money.

I've not been able to do it yet, I'm a casual player rather than a major in game industrial concern. But every penny I make in the game has a real world equivalence. Currently about £1 = 7,200,000 in game units. Means I need about 1.5bn a month to not have to pay for the game. Doable.... but not currently practical.

 

[LallyH]

I'm a native-born Yank in our upper Midwest, but hang here at least once a day that I'm not in hospital, just cuz the thread's denizens are such friendly, nice, talented and funny people.

You're going to make us blush!

4/19/2014: Please forgive typos and other errors caused by only being able now to type with one hand. I *do* proofread, but may miss an error here or there. I apologize.

Your posts will still make more sense, be more informative and supportive, and contain more wit than most who still have the use of both hands


Good morning all - tired and a little grumpy this morning following a night of little sleep. No idea why - possibly I'm overdoing the running because my legs were aching more than usual, so I might give it a miss tonight.

Friday already - hurray for the short week What have we got planned for the weekend? Anything exciting?

 

[Malich]

Not much here. Wife is at a wedding tomorrow so I am doing housework and playing taxi. Emptying some furniture to take to her GF's flat so they have some furniture there when the current flatmates move out in a week's time and they move in together for some of the time each week.

Sunday we have a friend visiting.... maybe. Still not heard back officially but that is not unusual for her.

Busy busy.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Morning All,

Could really do with heeding my own advice with the bacon. Up most of the night with a very poorly Lil boy, who now seems to be on an upwards bounce as I feel the need to curl up and sleep.

Very busy weekend, gig tomorrow with the kink band and fetish market on Sunday. Hope my little guy is better by then!!

Sir Winston it's lovely to have you hanging out here, your knowledge, wit and humour are always welcome xxx

Mal, I had no clue virtual money could be unchanged! Very interesting. Although I have a feeling that Minecraft
Is going to be banned here soon. Little Miss is neglecting everything for the damn game, she is extremely addicted and it is causing many problems, mostly with her behaviour.

Time for a snoooze!!!

 

[bdsmshade]

Thanks Daisy I can resist anything except bacon butties(oh and hotties in leather latex pvc etc)and always nice to find a friendly place to go away from the grey wet days.
Yeah got the talking bit thanks just trying to find my way around and try not to upset anyone to much I'm good at that. Also trying to get the hang of my new phone taken me 2 days just to work out can read whole messages if use screen sideways sometimes my brain is just so slow lol

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You're going to make us blush!

I'm a sadist; I *like* making nice people blush

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I'm a sadist; I *like* making nice people blush

That's exceptionally nice for a sadist!

 

[LWulf]

Wow. I can't believe I'm here before everyone else.

Good morning everyone!






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...okay, I cheated. It's still yesterday for me

 

[Goldenfire]

Morning morning!!

 

[LallyH]

I'm here but I'm having a lie in

Good morning all - and good evening Lwulf

Today is the last home match for the boys so they will be leaving soon. Daughter hasn't risen from the pit yet so my plans for today are still fluid.

Son has another band rehearsal tomorrow in the city so our day will be worked round that. So far he hasn't provided any of the essential details such as what time he has to be there.....

 

[Malich]

Morning all.

Done the shopping, head breakfast, done more shopping, now back to moving the furniture around again... and doing the grumpy old dom thing in the personal's section.

Some days I despair of some of the adverts in there. Ho Hum.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

I think I saw the ad. I know pretty much nothing about BDSM, but I read stuff like that and it makes me think of kids playing with hand grenades.

 

[Malich]

That'll be the one... and a new one every day.

"Hey, this sounds like an easy way to get my rocks off. Find a girl who wants to be hurt, have some fun and then leave... Woo!"

 

[LallyH]

Let's hope it's just that his sexual frustration has temporarily overtaken his common sense. A forlorn hope, I know, but I'm the eternal optimist

There are so many out there who equate the term 'sub' with 'desperate woman with no self esteem who wants to be screwed in as many humiliating ways as possible before being tossed away because that will make her happy'. Whereas we all know that idea is just an immature male's fantasy of NSA dirty sex, innit?

 

[LWulf]

...who wants to be screwed in as many humiliating ways as possible...

You mean, in the backseat of a Volkswagen?

 

[Malich]

Dunno, never was an immature male.... or owned a Volkswagen.

 

[LWulf]

Maybe that's where you went wrong. They say "it's never to late..."

 

[Malich]

Nah, I am firmly stuck into safe but grumpy mode now I think. My chance to be immature has long since passed.

 

[LWulf]

There's always a chance to be immature, it's whether you can get away with it or not, is the question.

Good morrow, my lords and ladies.
How farest, thou?

 

[bdsmshade]

That'll be the one... and a new one every day.

"Hey, this sounds like an easy way to get my rocks off. Find a girl who wants to be hurt, have some fun and then leave... Woo!"

Well he has been bombarded with good advice from smarter more mature people who know better than to screw others up. Most people are good at heart all we can do is show them when they go wrong and hope they listen. Posted a few suggestions myself for how he can find anonymous nsa sex if he goes down the cottaging path living in califoria who knows maybe he will get George Michaels autograph while he's at it &maybe he will just start talking to his wife save her some pain. Anything can happen

 

[LWulf]

Well he has been bombarded with good advice from smarter more mature people who know better than to screw others up. Most people are good at heart all we can do is show them when they go wrong and hope they listen. Posted a few suggestions myself for how he can find anonymous nsa sex if he goes down the cottaging path living in califoria who knows maybe he will get George Michaels autograph while he's at it &maybe he will just start talking to his wife save her some pain. Anything can happen

...Is it just me or are you not following the conversation?

 

[LallyH]

Afternoon all

Warm and sunny here so I'm sitting in the garden, admiring the tubs that I've planted today whilst I was resting from running. The birds are very loud at the moment, which is fine because it's drowning out the sounds of my neighbour chopping yet more wood

Hope everyone else is having a relaxing day.

 

[LWulf]

More likely evening for you, isn't Lally? Hope the run was dogless.

Feels like my nose is being extracted. That tends to be distracting.

Is it okay to feel one's pulse by holding the bridge of your nose? Somehow I doubt it but for one reason or another I seem to be holding the bridge of my nose a lot today.

 

[bdsmshade]

Maybe I got wrong but was referring to the guy who Malich gave some good advice to in personals but maybe got the wrong one after all guys pulling that are ten a penny.

It is so nice to see the sun for change was checking it down earlier

 

[LallyH]

More likely evening for you, isn't Lally? Hope the run was dogless.

Feels like my nose is being extracted. That tends to be distracting.

Is it okay to feel one's pulse by holding the bridge of your nose? Somehow I doubt it but for one reason or another I seem to be holding the bridge of my nose a lot today.

No run for me today - Sunday is a day of rest

I've just tried holding the bridge of my nose and can't feel a pulse? Should I be concerned?