The official "blurt it out" thread...BDSM Style

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: a brand new blurt...

(para.) A horse is only a horse, of course, unless of course the horse can talk; and in all of the world there's only one such horse, the marvellous Mister Ed!

Something like that...
Lance

I don't seem to remember the Mr. Ed theme... mmm.. before my time maybe? I hope not. Maybe I can find it on the web lol.

PBW "I've always though of myself more as a "Metallica: Enter the Sandman" or "Judas Priest: You've got another thing coming" or some such type"

 

[SexyChele]

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Chele,

When I think if you, I think of that song "I believe in miracles, here you come, you sexy thang, you sexy thang!"

Who sang that song?

Eb

Oooohhh...I don't know the song, but I loe these lyrics! Many thanks, EB!


"Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle", huh, Monster? I've been told I'm adventurous, and can be quite comedic (especially as I'm tripping down a flight of stairs), but I think I'll stick with EB's choice for now!

 

[MissTaken]

Besides, maybe I was just looking for a reason to post to you

*blushing prettily*


You may post to me anytime, zipman.


My blurt!

God! I so enjoy Doms!

 

[monster666]

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It was Hot Chocolate. There ya go, Chele!

Chele,

When I think if you, I think of that song "I believe in miracles, here you come, you sexy thang, you sexy thang!"

Who sang that song?

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Re: a brand new blurt...

(para.) A horse is only a horse, of course, unless of course the horse can talk; and in all of the world there's only one such horse, the marvellous Mister Ed!

Something like that...
Lance

Mmm I wonder... in this little horse theme... am I HUNG like a horse too??? <PERK> hehe

That would rock... at least to just try it out for a day or two... LOL.

PBW "Gawd, you know I'd just be running around supermarkets and shit, flashing all sorts of ladies" LOL Not to mention the numerous rolls of film I'd go thru.

 

[SexyChele]

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Mmm I wonder... in this little horse theme... am I HUNG like a horse too??? <PERK> hehe

That would rock... at least to just try it out for a day or two... LOL.

PBW "Gawd, you know I'd just be running around supermarkets and shit, flashing all sorts of ladies" LOL Not to mention the numerous rolls of film I'd go thru.

Well, here in cyberland, all of us ladies can certainly imagine you as being hung like a horse. WOOHOO! The fantasies coming to mind on that one!

Thanks for the smile, PBW!

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Well, here in cyberland, all of us ladies can certainly imagine you as being hung like a horse. WOOHOO! The fantasies coming to mind on that one!

Thanks for the smile, PBW!

Oh gawd... no wonder ya'll say you have crushes on me... LOL. Tsk tsk. Oh what a let down real life would be... lol.

PBW "Don't make me put up my horse cock AV"

 

[SexyChele]

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Oh gawd... no wonder ya'll say you have crushes on me... LOL. Tsk tsk. Oh what a let down real life would be... lol.

PBW "Don't make me put up my horse cock AV"

You would not believe some of the thoughts running through this woman's head right now! Involving EB's strap on, a certain "virgin ass", and the servicing one "horse cock". Oh my - well, at least it's break time!

 

[Ebonyfire]

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It was Hot Chocolate. There ya go, Chele!

You da man, Monster!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Chele,
Mosy on over to the crush thread. Your song awaits!

Eb

You would not believe some of the thoughts running through this woman's head right now! Involving EB's strap on, a certain "virgin ass", and the servicing one "horse cock". Oh my - well, at least it's break time!

 

[P. B. Walker]

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You would not believe some of the thoughts running through this woman's head right now! Involving EB's strap on, a certain "virgin ass", and the servicing one "horse cock". Oh my - well, at least it's break time!

Ohh good gawd woman! Geez. You're making me blush all red and embarrassed here. LOL.

Whew... <fanning self>

I think I've met my match in perviness. <winks>

PBW

 

[Daddyslilpet]

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Oh Borris you evil genious you.

LOL too funny

ok, we mek deeel. You kill moose and squirrel, I kill talkink horse. Den we take over worlt with our new teemsong virus!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

What??? PBW's hung like a horse??

I know what my fantasy's gonna be tonight.....

~winks~
dixi

 

[P. B. Walker]

What??? PBW's hung like a horse??

I know what my fantasy's gonna be tonight.....

~winks~
dixi

oh geezz... lol... look what ya started now...


PBW "Alert... I'm not, sowwwyyy )

 

[Daddyslilpet]

oh geezz... lol... look what ya started now...


PBW "Alert... I'm not, sowwwyyy )

Shhhhh....don't ruin it for me sweety....lol

 

[SexyChele]

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Ohh good gawd woman! Geez. You're making me blush all red and embarrassed here. LOL.

Whew... <fanning self>

I think I've met my match in perviness. <winks>

PBW

Aw....he blushes as well? Hmmm...does that blush extend down below the neck, by any chance?

And you doubted my "perviness"? *smile* Watch out, or I may have to give you references!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Shhhhh....don't ruin it for me sweety....lol

hahah... opps.. sorry... yes I'm all that baby... just picture that huge throbbing veiny piece of meat just standing at total attention awaiting your loving touch. <winks>.

PBW ohhh please... just touch it once... one little kiss.. and that's it... pleease... "

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Aw....he blushes as well? Hmmm...does that blush extend down below the neck, by any chance?

And you doubted my "perviness"? *smile* Watch out, or I may have to give you references!

Nah, just my cheeks get all red. No not those cheeks... lol.

Whoa.. references huh? I don't have references... damn.. no fair

PBW

 

[cymbidia]

Mr. Ed Theme Song

Written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans
Recorded by Jay Livingston


"Hello, I'm Mister Ed"

A horse is a horse of course of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day,
but Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

A horse is a horse of course of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...

"I am Mister Ed!"

http://www.geocities.com/merrystar3/allysongs/MrEdTheme.htm



Oh, may the gods help me if the net ever goes down and i no longer have access to google!

 

[shysub]

A lot of people seem to be on tonight. This thread seems to have hit if off.

Here is a peeve of mine. I have a Dom b/f, we have been together nearly a year. Months before we got together I asked him to take things slow since I am a newbie and learning bdsm. Well, I am still waiting. I suppose slow to me means something completely different, but a gal does still have needs. Am tired of waiting.

 

[morninggirl5]

Why the fuck don't bruises fade at the same rate of speed as the afterglow?? Nine days later and i've still got bruises.

 

[MzChrista]

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ROTFL!! Of course!! What else?

I was thinkin about that Fred Schneider song that goes "there's a monster in my pants and it does a monster dance"

 

[Cirrus]

I haven't blurted yet, so here goes:

I fucking HATE people who try to tell me just because I'm not into CBT, breast torture, or fire play I'm not "really" into BDSM. Those things are fine if you do them, but they're not for everyone. Lighten the fuck up people...there isn't a BDSM rule book out there.

*sighs* I feel better now.

Oh Lance? I love your current sig. I have a nice bum, but I think you like brunettes if memory serves, right? I'm blonde. But thanks for the invite.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh Lance? I love your current sig. I have a nice bum, but I think you like brunettes if memory serves, right? I'm blonde. But thanks for the invite.

Oh, I've dated the odd blonde with a cute bum...are you odd?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I haven't blurted yet, so here goes:

I fucking HATE people who try to tell me just because I'm not into CBT, breast torture, or fire play I'm not "really" into BDSM. Those things are fine if you do them, but they're not for everyone. Lighten the fuck up people...there isn't a BDSM rule book out there.

*sighs* I feel better now.

Oh Lance? I love your current sig. I have a nice bum, but I think you like brunettes if memory serves, right? I'm blonde. But thanks for the invite.

You tell 'em, Cirrus! The "my kink is better than your kink" brigade can get on one's nerves.

Eb