The official Lit quarantine for song parodies

[ydahecnot]

I got what you meant. Good one!

Kiss-ass.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Kiss-ass.

You know it

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe Sweet Caroline would have been easier.

The usual caveat: Litster names are used merely for their ability to work with the song.

Hot horny night
A sweetie hanging around
And the path from her mound smelling sweet
Move on my bone
As I lift up her gown
With the sound of my hand stroking meat
Has a bangin’ scent
Falling to her knees
And that swinger group
Teasing you and me
It's love, Daisy Love say
Daisy Love's Sexybritch Lunation Show
Unfurl those babies
And grab my big tasties
And everyone blows
'Cause everyone glows
Daisy Love's show
Wombs gets suddenly filled
And when you're someone’s pet
And she makes herself sweat, you must sin
Sighs...smack that hole
And when she sits his face
All the “tears” in the place come from him
Fucking soft and slow
Likes the way she quakes
And when he lets go
Like a thick milkshake
It's love, Daisy Love say
Daisy Love's Sexybritch Lunation Show
Unfurl those babies
And grab my big tasties
And everyone blows
'Cause everyone glows
'Bout Daisy Love's show
Hallelujah, lovers
I said lovers
Now you got yourself two perv hands
And when your lover is humming’
You gotta reach in with one hand and spin
‘Cause that makes her cum more
And when your hard-on’s troubled
You gotta grease up your other hand
Reach it out to your manhood there
'Cause that gets it hard more
Make my glans impure
Fuck with me this day
So aroused, I know
It will never fade
Love, Daisy Love say
Daisy Love's Sexybritch Lunation Show
Unfurl those babies
And grab my big tasties
And everyone blows
I say love, Daisy Love say
Daisy Love's Sexybritch Lunation Show
Unfurl those babies
And grab my big tasties
And everyone blows

 

[ydahecnot]

Dexter Holland abides, I hope.

You cannot keep 'em separated

Like the latest passion
That’s been spreading disease
Some Litsters strappin’, looking out for assroom
Lube gets it in with the greatest of ease
The gangbangs show up in most any locale
The Crisco gets you slippin' all over, pal
If one guy’s lover and the others do mix
They're gonna lap it up, lap it up
Hey - are you talkin' sex to me?
Whip it out
You cannot keep 'em separated
Hey - man you dirty Skyping me?
Whip it out
You cannot keep 'em separated
Hey hey, with your filthy mind
If you're over 18 you will be wanking all the time
Hey, hey, mount up and lay

By the time you hear the wifey
The window’s closed too late
Your fling’s in the morgue and you’re in marital jail
Your time is wasted and your load goes to waste
You got down the same as with the thousand before
Your Plan B’s no smarter
Oh how ineptly you score
Your never-ending spree of lust and boning and hate
Is gonna make you shoot ropes, make you shoot ropes

Hey - are you talkin' sex to me?
Whip it out
You cannot keep 'em separated
Hey - man you dirty Skyping me?
Whip it out
You cannot keep 'em separated
Hey hey, with your filthy mind
If you're over 18 you will be wanking all the time
Hey, hey, mount up and lay