The official Lit quarantine for song parodies
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BadAmy
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Awesome! I want to go there, too!
I dare you to sing one of mine.
Oooh I gotta work on that.
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sally_sparrow
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ydahecnot
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Good thing Jim Henson didn’t live to see this.
A wild night, the Muppets getting down
Miss Piggy’s in heat, and Kermit’s out of town
She quite a hungry one, they’re on a bacon raid
Just wait till Gonzo cums, he’s retardant to flame
But he burns for you
He’s gotta fit you like a glove whoa oh
Puppeteer’s hand don't match his love whoa oh
But she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
And she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
Grover’s fur, filling her hot felt mouth
Like Ernie and Bert, highly secret lovers
Snuffie’s deep in sin, seeking a nut to bust
And Oscar’s penis veins, like a dull cold rust
They never seep
He’s gotta fit you like a glove whoa oh
Puppeteer’s hand don't match his love whoa oh
But she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
And she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
A wild night, the Muppets getting down
Miss Piggy’s in heat, and Kermit’s out of town
She quite a hungry one, they’re on a bacon raid
Just wait till Gonzo cums, he’s retardant to flame
But he burns for you
He’s gotta fit you like a glove whoa oh
Puppeteer’s hand don't match his love whoa oh
But she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
And she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
Grover’s fur, filling her hot felt mouth
Like Ernie and Bert, highly secret lovers
Snuffie’s deep in sin, seeking a nut to bust
And Oscar’s penis veins, like a dull cold rust
They never seep
He’s gotta fit you like a glove whoa oh
Puppeteer’s hand don't match his love whoa oh
But she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
And she wants and she needs
And she lusts Animal
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sally_sparrow
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BadAmy
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Y'all need to tell me the tune involved for these parodies!
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BadAmy
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I am dying LOL You are amazing
Aww pishaw!
ydahecnot
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Any one in particular? You being a child of the 80s, I think my last one would be easy
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BadAmy
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Well that was def Leppard right? Animal.
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BadAmy
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Yep, indeed it was
All right...gotta work my hairband scream up today
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sally_sparrow
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sally_sparrow
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Just a quick one
Hey boo, you saw me fingering alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a toy of my own.
Hey boo, you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for some,
A toy I really could cum from.
And then suddenly appeared before me,
the only toy my thighs could ever hold.
I heard you whisper 'not yet'
And when I looked up, that toy made me moooooooaaaaan!
Ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh...
Hey boo, now I'm no longer alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
without a toy of my own.
Hey boo, you saw me fingering alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a toy of my own.
Hey boo, you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for some,
A toy I really could cum from.
And then suddenly appeared before me,
the only toy my thighs could ever hold.
I heard you whisper 'not yet'
And when I looked up, that toy made me moooooooaaaaan!
Ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh...
Hey boo, now I'm no longer alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
without a toy of my own.
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BadAmy
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https://voca.ro/1jWsvhNr5rgc
You're welcome.
eta..I am posting this in the karaoke thread too. mmmkay?
y'all so naughty!
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sally_sparrow
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https://voca.ro/1jWsvhNr5rgc
You're welcome.
eta..I am posting this in the karaoke thread too. mmmkay?
y'all so naughty!
Swoon
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sally_sparrow
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For all your musical efforts, Amy
(Oh yes)
As she came into the bedroom
Her body was in full bloom
Before he exited her apartment
He left a cum stain on the carpet
She was reading a dirty story
He could see she was horny
When she ran into the bedroom
She was bound down
Tickled with a plume
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready
Will you tell him, if you're ready
You know the signal
You start to wiggle, Amy
He came into your apartment
And then left cum stains on the carpet
While you were in the bedroom
He massaged your body
Scented it with perfume
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
You're his pet now
And he loves games that
Are unpredictable
(Oh yes)
As she came into the bedroom
Her body was in full bloom
Before he exited her apartment
He left a cum stain on the carpet
She was reading a dirty story
He could see she was horny
When she ran into the bedroom
She was bound down
Tickled with a plume
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready
Will you tell him, if you're ready
You know the signal
You start to wiggle, Amy
He came into your apartment
And then left cum stains on the carpet
While you were in the bedroom
He massaged your body
Scented it with perfume
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
Amy, are you ready, you ready, are you ready, Amy?
You're his pet now
And he loves games that
Are unpredictable
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ydahecnot
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Rivers Cuomo can take it, he is a Harvard grad.
Why is Jim Carrey kissing that girl?
A mask that you just can’t trust.
A heart that’s as false as The Truman Show.
Eternal sunshine of disgust.
Woo-hoo, why must he be yours?
Woo-hoo, why can’t you be mine?
Woo-hoo, and that's on Maple Drive.
Oo-ee-oo why must he have Lauren Holly?
Oh-oh, why can’t he have Demi Moore?
I don't care ‘bout no pet detective anyway.
Alrighty then ‘bout that[/I]
Second verse to come...maybe
Why is Jim Carrey kissing that girl?
A mask that you just can’t trust.
A heart that’s as false as The Truman Show.
Eternal sunshine of disgust.
Woo-hoo, why must he be yours?
Woo-hoo, why can’t you be mine?
Woo-hoo, and that's on Maple Drive.
Oo-ee-oo why must he have Lauren Holly?
Oh-oh, why can’t he have Demi Moore?
I don't care ‘bout no pet detective anyway.
Alrighty then ‘bout that[/I]
Second verse to come...maybe
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sally_sparrow
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To the tune of "Old Town Road"
An ode to my hens:
Yeah, I'm gonna take my hens to their old town coop
Their gonna lay their eggs 'til they can't no more
I'm gonna take my hens to the their old town coop
I'm gonna take their eggs 'til they don't lay no more
I got the chickens in the back
Layin' on a hay stack
Hat is kinda brown black
Got boots that look like that to match
Makin' scrambled eggs, ha
You can keep your Porsche
I been in the coop
You ain't stepped foot off the front porch
Can't nobody sell me nothin'
Your store bought eggs are disgusting
I can hear the hens clucking
Time to get out there for some collecting
Ridin' on a lawn mower
Building my coop taller
Got a new rooster
He cornered a hen and seduced her
My hens are better than a movie
Clucking like little groupies
The dog likes to chase them 'round
He thinks eggs are yummy
Can't nobody sell me nothin'
Your store bought eggs are disgusting
I can hear my hens clucking
Time to get out there for some collecting
Yeah, I'm gonna take my hens to their old town coop
Their gonna lay their eggs 'til they can't no more
I'm gonna take my hens to the their old town coop
I'm gonna take their eggs 'til they don't lay no more
An ode to my hens:
Yeah, I'm gonna take my hens to their old town coop
Their gonna lay their eggs 'til they can't no more
I'm gonna take my hens to the their old town coop
I'm gonna take their eggs 'til they don't lay no more
I got the chickens in the back
Layin' on a hay stack
Hat is kinda brown black
Got boots that look like that to match
Makin' scrambled eggs, ha
You can keep your Porsche
I been in the coop
You ain't stepped foot off the front porch
Can't nobody sell me nothin'
Your store bought eggs are disgusting
I can hear the hens clucking
Time to get out there for some collecting
Ridin' on a lawn mower
Building my coop taller
Got a new rooster
He cornered a hen and seduced her
My hens are better than a movie
Clucking like little groupies
The dog likes to chase them 'round
He thinks eggs are yummy
Can't nobody sell me nothin'
Your store bought eggs are disgusting
I can hear my hens clucking
Time to get out there for some collecting
Yeah, I'm gonna take my hens to their old town coop
Their gonna lay their eggs 'til they can't no more
I'm gonna take my hens to the their old town coop
I'm gonna take their eggs 'til they don't lay no more
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ydahecnot
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Kind of in the same realm
Many barns have been raised here
Harvesting corn and working daylight away
To thine left and to thine right, silos towering to the sky
It’s candlelight, shining at night
(Ooh) Here I am, just like in Witness
(Ooh) With a churn full of butter
And Wife, you'd better believe
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
Back in the Amish Groove, in the Amish Groove
In the back of my horse-drawn hack
A foul temptress sittin' by my side, sayin' "Where art we?"
Stop at Farm Road Number 3, exit to the right
It's gonna be industry, this field was meant for me
(Ooh) The harvest is in sight
(Ooh) We’ll toil away tomorrow
So Wife, you'd better believe
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
Back in the Amish Groove, in the Amish Groove
Many barns have been raised here
Harvesting corn and working daylight away
To thine left and to thine right, silos towering to the sky
It’s candlelight, shining at night
(Ooh) Here I am, just like in Witness
(Ooh) With a churn full of butter
And Wife, you'd better believe
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
Back in the Amish Groove, in the Amish Groove
In the back of my horse-drawn hack
A foul temptress sittin' by my side, sayin' "Where art we?"
Stop at Farm Road Number 3, exit to the right
It's gonna be industry, this field was meant for me
(Ooh) The harvest is in sight
(Ooh) We’ll toil away tomorrow
So Wife, you'd better believe
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
I'm back, back in the Amish Groove
Back in the Amish Groove, in the Amish Groove
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SithLordSexyPants1
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Apologies to Poison and everyone here for how bad this is. Hopefully someone can take it and improve it...
You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never type the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
Have you ever
True or False Rises Again
Do You Do You
You know I never
I never post in THAT thread
You know I can ban the person above
just to see you
get in the hottub nude
you show me your face too
I gotta crush on you
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old Playground
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
You know I call you
just to practice our ABCs
I'm only hoping that you're home
Hearing your voice on Vocaroo
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old man's ford
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old man's ford
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more more more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never type the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
Have you ever
True or False Rises Again
Do You Do You
You know I never
I never post in THAT thread
You know I can ban the person above
just to see you
get in the hottub nude
you show me your face too
I gotta crush on you
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old Playground
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
You know I call you
just to practice our ABCs
I'm only hoping that you're home
Hearing your voice on Vocaroo
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old man's ford
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
Cause baby we'll be
at Jade's Place
In the old man's ford
Behind Snyder's House
Till I'm screamin' for more more more
Down in Cyberbella's Boudoir
Lock the door
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
And baby
Type dirty to me
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sally_sparrow
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It's too early even for me to have coffee but I'm still thinking about it while laying awake at this ridiculous hour.
Caffeine is like a bomb, baby, c'mon give me some
Stop livin' like a sucker with a decaf cup
Lookin' super tired, and I need to be wired
Tanzanian French Roast, help me get inspired
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a splash of Bailey's
French press or pour over, what do you please?
Cold brew, espresso, caffeinate me
Little cuppa magic, keep me going, yeah, yeah
Now c'mon, add the beans in, grind them up
Boil the water, grab your mug
Pour some coffee in me
Ooh, that's not enough
Pour some coffee in me
C'mon, fill my cup
Pour that coffee in me
I can't get enough
I'm hot, with a rapid heart beat
Thank God it's finally working
Mmmmkay, gonna try for sleep one more time. Maybe I'll have enough brain power by then for the second verse
Caffeine is like a bomb, baby, c'mon give me some
Stop livin' like a sucker with a decaf cup
Lookin' super tired, and I need to be wired
Tanzanian French Roast, help me get inspired
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a splash of Bailey's
French press or pour over, what do you please?
Cold brew, espresso, caffeinate me
Little cuppa magic, keep me going, yeah, yeah
Now c'mon, add the beans in, grind them up
Boil the water, grab your mug
Pour some coffee in me
Ooh, that's not enough
Pour some coffee in me
C'mon, fill my cup
Pour that coffee in me
I can't get enough
I'm hot, with a rapid heart beat
Thank God it's finally working
Mmmmkay, gonna try for sleep one more time. Maybe I'll have enough brain power by then for the second verse
SithLordSexyPants1
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Well done, Emporium amigo
That is a majot league typo.... meant to do Stryder's House
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