The official Lit quarantine for song parodies

[curvyangel1969]

Hahahaha! I love this one.

I do this some too. I will have to get in the spirit.

These Boys are brilliant. Get in here and strut your stuff, Mister.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Written with my daughter in a hotel room for her school paper, but never used. (12 Days of Xmas parody)

What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
They put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
The greedy Christmas brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season it’s really plain to see:
Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Red Cup Controversy, Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Nasty tasting fruitcake, Red Cup Controversy, Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Thanks and thanks I thought this was gonna end up being my vanity project

Leave the vanity at the bathroom sink and dream up some more songs.

I've been thinking but my thinker is dead. These are great

 

[ydahecnot]

Written with my daughter in a hotel room for her school paper, but never used. (12 Days of Xmas parody)

What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
They put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
The greedy Christmas brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season it’s really plain to see:
Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Red Cup Controversy, Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early.
What annoys me about this season, it’s really plain to see:
Nasty tasting fruitcake, Red Cup Controversy, Defective Christmas Lights, Mandatory Holiday Parties, Frozen on every shelf, Repetitive Holiday Music, Black Friday takes my turkey, Those Grinchy Grumps, Too much Holiday Bias, Rain instead of snow, Greedy Christmas Brats and they put up Christmas crap way too early

Your daughter rawks

 

[curvyangel1969]

That's really great, what you and your daughter did.

 

[Azuldrgon]

That's really great, what you and your daughter did.

Thank you....

Also thankfully, I never recorded it.

 

[ydahecnot]

Some sleazy girl came up to me
She slurred, baby, can't you see
I am so famous, a star on the screen
I am so drunk, and I want your keys
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
Now it's in the salvage yard
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
But baby, I love her

I told that slut my insurance was good
She slurred, baby, it's understood
Driving safely is all very fine
But it's no fun staying in the lines
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
Now it's in the salvage yard
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
But baby, I love her
Beep beep, a look out! yeah

Lindsay Lohan drove my car
Now it's in the salvage yard
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
But baby, I love her

I told that ditz I should turn her away
She slurred, baby, I got something to say
I got no license and I guzzled a quart
But I found a patsy, and that's a start

Lindsay Lohan drove my car
Now it's in the salvage yard
Lindsay Lohan drove my car
But baby, I love her
Beep beep, a look out! yeah
Beep beep, a look out! yeah
Beep beep, a look out! yeah

 

[AbsintheFather]

Three thoughts:

Yoko, she must have been great in the sack

Azul, your daughter has Talent

I'd give up my car for a night with crazy Ms. Lohan

 

[ydahecnot]

She'd probably think you're Joaquin Phoenix

 

[beachbaby179]

Three thoughts:

Yoko, she must have been great in the sack

When I was at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame *ahem*, I saw that Rolling Stone cover of John and Yoko naked in bed. I thought the same thing. I also wondered what kind of insane noises she must make when she cums.

What? That's really what I thought.

 

[ydahecnot]

Given that she has records with her primal screams, its a live question.

 

[AbsintheFather]

When I was at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame *ahem*, I saw that Rolling Stone cover of John and Yoko naked in bed. I thought the same thing. I also wondered what kind of insane noises she must make when she cums.

What? That's really what I thought.

I like your thought process

Given that she has records with her primal screams, its a live question.

. . . And now at 80?

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, who am I to judge?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hey, who am I to judge?

It's a live question

 

[L0tus]

And them good ole boys were jerking off to hentai[/I]

*slow claps* I didn't get further down to anything of the other posts but so far, I APPROVE.

 

[ydahecnot]

Apologies to Lady Antebellum

Picture-perfect fantasies festering all around my core.
Reaching for the laptop 'cause I can't fight it anymore.

And I wonder if fapping will cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.

[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after 1, I got a bone and I need Lit now.
Said I wouldn't cum but I've lost all control and I need Lit now.
And I don't know how one can do without.
I just need Lit now.

Another thought of frisky, can't stop shaking to the core
Wishing you'd come and PM me the way you did before.

And I wonder if fapping will cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.

[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after 1, my balls are in a funk and I need Lit now.
Said I wouldn't cum but I've lost all control and I need Lit now.
And I don't know how onecan do without.
I just need Lit now.

Oh, whoa
Guess I'd rather perv than read nothing at all.

[Chorus]
It's a quarter after 1, I'm have a bone and I need Lit now.
And I said I wouldn't cum but my balls are in a funk and I need Lit now.
And I don't know how one can do without.
I just need Lit now
I just need Lit now.
Oh, baby, I need Lit now.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Wow...what an amazing thread!!

 

[IDontCare2014]

I have no talent at this but....


Ode to all the A - Z Threads


These are the threads that never end
Yes, they go on and on my friend
Some people started posting not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting forever just because
These are the threads that never end...

 

[ydahecnot]

Nothing wrong with short and sweet (that's what she said). Welcome

 

[beachbaby179]

Ooh...ooh...it's my birthday! Can I have my very own song parody for my birthday? Pleeeeeeease? Pretty please?

 

[ydahecnot]

Ooh...ooh...it's my birthday! Can I have my very own song parody for my birthday? Pleeeeeeease? Pretty please?

Hmmm...let me work on that

 

[beachbaby179]

Hmmm...let me work on that

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ooh...ooh...it's my birthday! Can I have my very own song parody for my birthday? Pleeeeeeease? Pretty please?

You're gonna get two . . .

Here's my take on Lesley Gore's It's my Party . . . . not saying that this is about you in any way either, but it's a b-day related theme


Nobody knows where my Yda has gone
Honey left too, about the same time
Why was he holding her ass
When it's supposed to be mine

It's my birthday, I'll go ‘Bi’ if I want to
Bi- if I want to, Bi- if I want to
You would try too if it happened to you

Posting on Lit, posting 'til two
I’ll try threads in G-L-B-T
And post in fetishes too
‘Till someone’s playin' with me

It's my birthday, I'll go ‘Bi’ if I want to
Bi- if I want to, Bi- if I want to
You would try too if it happened to you

Yda and Honey just started a thread
Like a queen with her king
Oh what a birthday surprise
That slut’s sucking his thing

 

[ydahecnot]

Do you remember on that Jersey day (oh oh oh)
When Henrique drove up in a Chevrolet (oh oh oh)
Whatever happened when he came to your door
The frostbit crew-cut all-Canadian male
Remember dancin', drinking Rheingold slop (oh oh oh)
The dress on which he made the buttons pop (oh oh oh)
We wouldn't recognize the girl next-door
He wore just sneakers, grabbed your ponytail
Beachbaby, Beachbaby give him your hand
Give him somethin' that he can remember
Just like before in the dunes on Cape May in the moonlight
Beachbaby, Beachbaby, covered with sand
From July 'till the end of September
Messin' was fun, till training camp came that day
Mmmm, you never thought that it would end
Oooooh oooooh, mmmm, you were the team captain's friend Ooooh ooooh
Jersey swamp days
Thick sky haze
Live role plays
But now it's fading awaaaaay
[Bridge, Music and ah's]
Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh
Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh
You couldn't wait for Opening Day oh oh oh
You took the car to watch the Devils play oh oh oh
That's where you hoped Henrique would sing
A 5-2 loss, common as anything
Beachbaby, Beachbaby give him your hand (give him your hand)
Give him somethin' that he can remember (give him something to remember)
Just like before in the dunes of Cape May in the moonlight
Beachbaby, Beachbaby covered with sand (covered with sand)
From July 'till (from July) the end of September (to September)
Messin' was fun, until training camp came that day

 

[AbsintheFather]

Do you remember on that Jersey day (oh oh oh)
When Henrique drove up in a Chevrolet (oh oh oh)....

Yup, yours is better & much classier

Nice work!