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[Wild_Honey_66]

Did I hear my name?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have no talent at this but....


Ode to all the A - Z Threads


These are the threads that never end
Yes, they go on and on my friend
Some people started posting not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting forever just because
These are the threads that never end...

LMAO! Love it!

 

[ydahecnot]

Apologies to A.A. Milne. But not Ugly Kid Joe

I, hate Roo in rain and sunny weather,
And Ka-anga on the beach and mountains too
(And) I don't like Heffalumps or Woozles, no, no
And I, I, I, hate Christopher Robin, too!

And I, hate everything about Pooh!
Everything about Pooh!

I don't like a thing 'bout Rabbit,
And I, I hate Eeyore's guts too,
I don't like a thing about Piglet, no, no
I haaate everything in the Hundred-Acre Wood

And I, get sick when I'm around,
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about Pooh!
Everything about Pooh, everything about ,Pooh
Everything about Pooh

 

[barefootgirl69]

Apologies to A.A. Milne. But not Ugly Kid Joe

I, hate Roo in rain and sunny weather,
And Ka-anga on the beach and mountains too
(And) I don't like Heffalumps or Woozles, no, no
And I, I, I, hate Christopher Robin, too!

And I, hate everything about Pooh!
Everything about Pooh!

I don't like a thing 'bout Rabbit,
And I, I hate Eeyore's guts too,
I don't like a thing about Piglet, no, no
I haaate everything in the Hundred-Acre Wood

And I, get sick when I'm around,
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about Pooh!
Everything about Pooh, everything about ,Pooh
Everything about Pooh

Oh, HELL no! Don't you disrespect Piglet.

*pushes up sleeves.. wait, don't have any... anyway*

Those are fighting words!

 

[ydahecnot]

* looks for collar

 

[OldUncleJack]

Beatles

If there’s anything that you want
Literotica’s the place for you
Just call on us and we’ll look after you
With love from us to you

We’ve got everything that you want
From a Playground to personals too
Just stop on by, and give it a try
And we’ll take care of you

We’ve got Doms that long to spank you
And keep you nicely tied
We’ve got Subs that long to serve you
And keep you satisfied

If there’s anything that you want
There’ll be someone who can provide
Just stop on by, and give it a try
And we’ll take care of you

We’ve got daddy’s who will love you
And tuck you in just right
We’ve got little girls who need you
To keep them warm at night

If there’s anything that you want
If there’s anything you can’t find
Just lie on your back, for Old uncle Jack
And he’ll take care of you!

 

[OldUncleJack]

more Beatles

Asked my girl what she wanted from me
She said baby, can’t you see
I’m on my hands and knees, bum in the air
You can do something now, if you dare

Baby you can fuck my arse!
Do it slow or do it fast
Baby you can fuck my arse, and maybe I’ll love you!

I told that girl that my cock was in hand
She said baby I can see that it’s grand
Talking dirty is all very fine
But I can show you a better time

Baby you can fuck my arse!
Do it slow or do it fast
Baby you can fuck my arse, and maybe I’ll love you!

I told that girl that I’d start right away
And she said listen babe I’ve something to say
I’ve got my period and it’s hurting and how,
But spread my cheeks and take a look at me now !

Baby you can fuck my arse!
Do it slow or do it fast
Baby you can fuck my arse, and maybe I’ll love you!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hahaaa . . . those were very nice Jack!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Hahaaa . . . those were very nice Jack!

Thanks!

I have another I'm working on

 

[AbsintheFather]

Thanks!

I have another I'm working on

You want more Beatles?

Think their tune 'Money'

Here's 'Honey'


The best things in life are free
But there’s a girl I want on her knees
Now give me Honey
That's who I want
(Wild_Honey)
That's who I want, yeah
That's who I want

Her dirty lovin' gives me a thrill
She’s got some freaky oral skills
Now give me Honey
That's who I want
(Wild_Honey)
That's who I want, yeah
That's who I want

Honey won't do everything it's true
What she won’t, I can't use
Now give me Honey
That's who I want
(Wild_Honey)
That's who I want, yeah
That's who I want

Well now give me Honey
A lot of Honey
I hear she’s even into pee
Oh I want Honey
That's who I want
That's who I want

 

[OldUncleJack]

excellent!!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Help!

Help! I need a spanking
Help! not just any spanking
Help! You know I need a spanking
Help!

When I was younger so much younger than today
I used to get a spanking almost every day
But when those days were gone I really wasn’t so sure
Now I find, I’ve changed my mind – I need spanking more!

Spank me if you will I’m feeling down
And I appreciate your hand coming down
Spank me on my bum so pert and round
Won’t you please spank me!

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then you tie me up secure
I know I need your punishment like never before

Spank me if you will I’m feeling down
And I appreciate your hand coming down
Spank me on my bum so pert and round
Won’t you please spank me!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hahaaa . . . I wonder what Sir Paul might think

 

[OldUncleJack]

Hahaaa . . . I wonder what Sir Paul might think

the mind boggles!

 

[ydahecnot]

Unclemania!

 

[ydahecnot]

Help was mainly Lennon

 

[MessierObject]

Just a Cockatar

I present one of the greatest songs ever written.....butchered by yours truly. Set to Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah:

Well you heard there was a secret phrase
That you could write and the panties raze
But you don’t really care for romance, do you?
It takes more than this: post A to Z
Their last word, kiss the above AV
Show them you are more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Your posts were high but you needed more
Your bad PMs won’t help you score
They need more than your dick pics to get off to
Make them laugh with your words and wit
Get to know them for a little bit
Soon they’ll see you’re more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Friend I’ve seen it all before
I’ve read those lines and the girls want more
(I know)
I wasn’t this alone before I knew you
And I’ve seen your “flag”, it is not that big
It reminds me of a broken twig
Was it cold when you posed for just a cockatar?

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Was there a time when what you would try
Wouldn’t leave all the ladies dry
Or have you always been so sad and lonely?
Remember that they’re people too,
And your desperate lines, they’ll see through
Don’t be another dick with just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Maybe you’re not here for love,
But please put down that crusty glove,
Your grammar is worse when you type one handed
Who are you kidding with your size twelve sock
It’s way too big for your 2inch cock
Use you’re mind to show you’re not just a cockatar

Just a cockatar [x13]

 

[barefootgirl69]

I present one of the greatest songs ever written.....butchered by yours truly. Set to Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah:

Well you heard there was a secret phrase
That you could write and the panties raze
But you don’t really care for romance, do you?
It takes more than this: post A to Z
Their last word, kiss the above AV
Show them you are more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Your posts were high but you needed more
Your bad PMs won’t help you score
They need more than your dick pics to get off to
Make them laugh with your words and wit
Get to know them for a little bit
Soon they’ll see you’re more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Friend I’ve seen it all before
I’ve read those lines and the girls want more
(I know)
I wasn’t this alone before I knew you
And I’ve seen your “flag”, it is not that big
It reminds me of a broken twig
Was it cold when you posed for just a cockatar?

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Was there a time when what you would try
Wouldn’t leave all the ladies dry
Or have you always been so sad and lonely?
Remember that they’re people too,
And your desperate lines, they’ll see through
Don’t be another dick with just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Maybe you’re not here for love,
But please put down that crusty glove,
Your grammar is worse when you type one handed
Who are you kidding with your size twelve sock
It’s way too big for your 2inch cock
Use you’re mind to show you’re not just a cockatar

Just a cockatar [x13]

I knew when I saw you post in here that I wouldn't be disappointed (except if you were just commenting on someone's post!).

You rock!

 

[MessierObject]

I knew when I saw you post in here that I wouldn't be disappointed (except if you were just commenting on someone's post!).

You rock!

Thank you!! You're too kind

 

[Bjerget]

I present one of the greatest songs ever written.....butchered by yours truly. Set to Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah:

Well you heard there was a secret phrase
That you could write and the panties raze
But you don’t really care for romance, do you?
It takes more than this: post A to Z
Their last word, kiss the above AV
Show them you are more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Your posts were high but you needed more
Your bad PMs won’t help you score
They need more than your dick pics to get off to
Make them laugh with your words and wit
Get to know them for a little bit
Soon they’ll see you’re more than just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Friend I’ve seen it all before
I’ve read those lines and the girls want more
(I know)
I wasn’t this alone before I knew you
And I’ve seen your “flag”, it is not that big
It reminds me of a broken twig
Was it cold when you posed for just a cockatar?

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Was there a time when what you would try
Wouldn’t leave all the ladies dry
Or have you always been so sad and lonely?
Remember that they’re people too,
And your desperate lines, they’ll see through
Don’t be another dick with just a cockatar

Just a cockatar, just a cockatar
Just a cockatar, just a cockatar

Maybe you’re not here for love,
But please put down that crusty glove,
Your grammar is worse when you type one handed
Who are you kidding with your size twelve sock
It’s way too big for your 2inch cock
Use you’re mind to show you’re not just a cockatar

Just a cockatar [x13]

that was bloody brilliant

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Holy cow, this thread!

We've got bum sex, oral servitude, spanking and cock AVs.

I'm just waiting on the hair pulling, finger fucking, and period sex and I'll be set for the weekend!

 

[ydahecnot]

One for the Belgians

Wouldn't you like to say hi to my beautiful Walloon
Digging the French pride in my beautiful Walloon
We could float among the Ardennes together, you and I
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Brussels' a nicer place with my beautiful Walloon
I can even take Antwerp with my beautiful Walloon
We can sing a song and fight against the Flemish vibe
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Suspended amid a nation's cacophony
We'll search the signs for dialects to guide us
If by some chance you crush on Henin, Justine
We'll have Eden Hazard to guide us
We'll keep Paul Delvaux beside us
Love is waiting there with my beautiful Walloon
The Dutch can go to hell, says my beautiful Walloon
If you'll hold my hand we'll chase across the Southern sky
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Walloooooooon...
Up, up, and away.....

 

[Hornblende]

One for the Belgians

Wouldn't you like to say hi to my beautiful Walloon
Digging the French pride in my beautiful Walloon
We could float among the Ardennes together, you and I
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Brussels' a nicer place with my beautiful Walloon
I can even take Antwerp with my beautiful Walloon
We can sing a song and fight against the Flemish vibe
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Suspended amid a nation's cacophony
We'll search the signs for dialects to guide us
If by some chance you crush on Henin, Justine
We'll have Eden Hazard to guide us
We'll keep Paul Delvaux beside us
Love is waiting there with my beautiful Walloon
The Dutch can go to hell, says my beautiful Walloon
If you'll hold my hand we'll chase across the Southern sky
And eat Belgian fries (eat Belgian fries)
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Walloon
Walloooooooon...
Up, up, and away.....

How come you know so much about Wallonia, Y?

 

[ydahecnot]

Wiki can be your pal

 

[ydahecnot]

Didn't do the repetitive second half.

I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs

But it's gonna take money
A whole lotta strip club money
It's gonna take lap dance money
To suck them right, child

Ain't gonna waste time
On nothing smaller than 35s
It's gonna take paychecks and time, ummm
To make it, to make it, to make it, to make it, to make it,
To make it rain, child

I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs

And I don't care if they're real
Those titties that I feel
And if I put my dirty mind to 'em
I know that I can motorboat 'em

I got my mind set on boobs
Set on boobs
I got my mind set on boobs
Set on boobs