The Real JBJ Fan Club

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This is gospel. There's a book I don't know the author call the gift of fear that talks about the fact that your instincts are right more often then there are wrong.

Interesting to me that the same society that insists that we proselytize evolutionary secularism to the mostly harmless creationists,,,,

But yet we pay no mind to the obvious roots of human evolution as it pertains to brains, systems, instincts and drives.

People regularly use the word evolved to talk about social changes that have happened in the last 30 to 70 years.

My people are slow breeders so that's really two generations for us... take a lot of cosmic rays to cause that sort of evolutionary change.

When people say that dogs are good judges of people that isn't true its just that people are poor judges of listening to their instincts.

And JBJ, I need a diagram I was cleaning the other day and recently came across my old wedding ring I'm thinking of wearing it to troll for bored housewives.

Yuh gotta learn to turn OFF the chatter in your brain and pay attention to your feelings.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This is gospel. There's a book I don't know the author call the gift of fear that talks about the fact that your instincts are right more often then there are wrong.

Interesting to me that the same society that insists that we proselytize evolutionary secularism to the mostly harmless creationists,,,,

But yet we pay no mind to the obvious roots of human evolution as it pertains to brains, systems, instincts and drives.

People regularly use the word evolved to talk about social changes that have happened in the last 30 to 70 years.

My people are slow breeders so that's really two generations for us... take a lot of cosmic rays to cause that sort of evolutionary change.

When people say that dogs are good judges of people that isn't true its just that people are poor judges of listening to their instincts.

And JBJ, I need a diagram I was cleaning the other day and recently came across my old wedding ring I'm thinking of wearing it to troll for bored housewives.

All a ring signifies is that youre easily disposable when the luv fades. I FEEL SO GUILTY DOING IT WITH A MARRIED MAN, CANT WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

Another excuse I love is this one: YOURE NOT GONNA LIKE IT BUT I WANNA WAIT TILL WE'RE MARRIED. The official translation is, I WANNA SLEEP WITH ANOTHER CONTESTANT, AND I DONT WANT YOU FATHERING MY KID IF I GET PREGNANT.

 

[Aphro]

Does this club meet in the treehouse or under the kitchen table?

Is there a secret handshake? Hazing?

I really think everyone should have matching friendship bracelets.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Does this club meet in the treehouse or under the kitchen table?

Is there a secret handshake? Hazing?

I really think everyone should have matching friendship bracelets.

First we need some friends.

Reminds me of Burt Lancaster and Audrey Hepburn:

AUDREY: Ben! If youd never seen me before would you marry me?

BURT: Hush your mouth, girl!

AUDREY: But Ben it aint like we're related, we aint even cousins!

BURT: We aint even friends.

 

[subdued_passion]

Waaaait just a minute. I thought you were asian. Blasian? *squint*

Haven't you seen his big black cock?

Oh you sweet and naive lil thing... How will you ever achieve Rape Ready status at this rate?

 

[subdued_passion]

This is gospel. There's a book I don't know the author call the gift of fear that talks about the fact that your instincts are right more often then there are wrong.

Interesting to me that the same society that insists that we proselytize evolutionary secularism to the mostly harmless creationists,,,,

But yet we pay no mind to the obvious roots of human evolution as it pertains to brains, systems, instincts and drives.

People regularly use the word evolved to talk about social changes that have happened in the last 30 to 70 years.

My people are slow breeders so that's really two generations for us... take a lot of cosmic rays to cause that sort of evolutionary change.

When people say that dogs are good judges of people that isn't true its just that people are poor judges of listening to their instincts.

And JBJ, I need a diagram I was cleaning the other day and recently came across my old wedding ring I'm thinking of wearing it to troll for bored housewives.

Please start your fan club own if you want people to read through blocks of text like ^^^this. This is the JBJ fan club. We only want to hear JBJ's views and thoughts and stuff.

You can off course post pics of kitties and stickman porn (that's the only way pmann will stay).

 

[LadyVer]

"What it is, is the reduced stress. A woman who aint getting lubed regularly has too much internal friction that causes stress that causes her to hop around like a bird; the right lube loosens things up so she strides like a cat."

- JBJ, explaining the science behind his psychic abilities.

It's the hopping around like a bird idea that showcases Jim's way with words.

 

[subdued_passion]

Does this club meet in the treehouse or under the kitchen table?

Is there a secret handshake? Hazing?

I really think everyone should have matching friendship bracelets.

No meetings so far, but I'm hoping *fingers crossed* that JBJ invites us all over for the first club meeting at his place. I think we all are eager to see the 'pit' in his basement first hand.

Club members will get these bracelets:

I'd like to show my appreciation for pmann, he's done an excellent job as the 'JBJ pube collector'.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's the hopping around like a bird idea that showcases Jim's way with words.

Laugh! Non-believer!

Virgins bounce and hop and squirm and whirl like Miley Cyrus a few years ago. After 'the change' girls move thru space like cats.

 

[LadyVer]

Laugh! Non-believer!

Virgins bounce and hop and squirm and whirl like Miley Cyrus a few years ago. After 'the change' girls move thru space like cats.

Yeah, you're full of it, Jimbo.

 

[subdued_passion]

Laugh! Non-believer!

Virgins bounce and hop and squirm and whirl like Miley Cyrus a few years ago. After 'the change' girls move thru space like cats.

Mr. Johnson how do you then explain Miley Cyrus's obsession with twerking? Surely that isn't a cat-like gait.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Mr. Johnson how do you then explain Miley Cyrus's obsession with twerking? Surely that isn't a cat-like gait.

Did I mention that pbrain reminds me of a squirrel who cant find his nuts? Pbrain prolly twerks too. I would, if my nuts disappeared. Miley prolly isn't making love correctly.

 

[LadyVer]

I feel like I'm reading an advice column. Instead of Dear Abbey, it's Dear JBJ.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I feel like I'm reading an advice column. Instead of Dear Abbey, it's Dear JBJ.

THE DOCTOR IS IN. 5 cents please.

 

[subdued_passion]

THE DOCTOR IS IN. 5 cents please.

Can I pay in paise? I can pay you as much as 25 paise (coins of lesser value were puller out of circulation).

[size="-2"]That was a 'pauli' joke. Lets see how you guys feel when someone makes vague jokes rooted in their local culture.[/size]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Can I pay in paise? I can pay you as much as 25 paise (coins of lesser value were puller out of circulation).

[size="-2"]That was a 'pauli' joke. Lets see how you guys feel when someone makes vague jokes rooted in their local culture.[/size]

I get it

 

[subdued_passion]

I get it

Of course you did Mr. Johnson, another one of your areas of expertise.

I think we ought to start a thread listing all of your talents.

 

[subdued_passion]

Even on morphine you people make no sense. Where is my autographed photo!

And you, you have yet to post a single JBJ quote, or stickman porn and you expect to get a photo, you free-loader!

Quit whining like some woman and grow a pair already!!!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Of course you did Mr. Johnson, another one of your areas of expertise.

I think we ought to start a thread listing all of your talents.

They aren't many, just big and long.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And you, you have yet to post a single JBJ quote, or stickman porn and you expect to get a photo, you free-loader!

Quit whining like some woman and grow a pair already!!!

Don't take it out on my beloved Rainshine just because your thread is weak. All I can say is that, if I were president, this thread would be hopping with activity and fun.

You truly are the Jimmy Carter of presidents.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hehe. Looks like morphine has taken over the rainy one.

 

[subdued_passion]

Don't take it out on my beloved Rainshine just because your thread is weak. All I can say is that, if I were president, this thread would be hopping with activity and fun.

You truly are the Jimmy Carter of presidents.

Jimmy Carter? Who that?

I guess he must be someone awesome, coz I am awesome.

Watch my awesome dance.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jimmy Carter is the Nickelback of presidents.

 

[subdued_passion]

I paid my membership fee I want my photo!

You're a frauline!

Fraud!

Though in JBJs world they're one and the same! Yeah!

Hush rainy one. You are tired, sleepy, very very sleepy. You just need to lay down for a while, when you awake you will be refreshed and you will acknowledge that this is the best club ever and you are so grateful and thankful to be a member. Sleep now. sleep....

 

[subdued_passion]

Jimmy Carter is the Nickelback of presidents.

I like Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M