The Real JBJ Fan Club

[subdued_passion]

*sets keyboard down*

I'm just saying... You start a new fan club trying to be the Queen Bee. You overrule what would've been the best damned fan club imaginable. And then you don't even take the time to acknowledge the fact that JBJ clearly love Rainman and Pbrain more than you.

Perhaps if you had not been so hostile, we could be enjoying a nice fan club. But there you sit, alone in your mysery, while rainman and I frolic on a bed of pubes.

Damn you PBRAIN! You had me depressed and upset with your harsh words and your taunts of frolicking on pubey bed spreads...

Youre not on IGGY.

Youre a mongoose and I'm a cobra. A mongoose's first priority is to relax and stay limber.

Thank goodness I saw ^^^this post from JBJ. I'm a mongoose, you heard me PBRAIN, you're a nutless squirrel and I am a mongoose.





PBRAIN, don't you dare ever fucking threaten me with your keyboard again!

 

[subdued_passion]

A mongoose's first priority is to relax and stay limber.

JBJ, taking your advice now:

 

[Lord Pmann]

He called you a mongoose. Not "his mongoose". Or mongie. It's not a nickname. He's basically saying you're a long rat.

This is like a desperate eighth grade girl at prom swooning over an innocent smile given, in passing, by an older, mustachioed gentleman.

He hasn't given you a nickname. I've never even seen him address you as anything, where I consistently have a nickname, as well as my beloved Rainman. You're a limber rat.

This is truly pathetic.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This might be helpful:

www.differencebetween.com/difference-between-mongoose-and-vs-meerkat/

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
I gotta say, that post was fucking hilarious.

 

[subdued_passion]

To PBRAIN

Post whatever you like you sad sad sad squirrel. Fact remains that:

1. JBJ picked me to be President.
2. I'm getting limber by the minute.

And it's okay if he hasn't called me his mongie yet. Someday he will and then what will you have, nothing but the bed of pubes to cry yourself to sleep into.

 

[subdued_passion]

^^^
I gotta say, that post was fucking hilarious.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're a mongoose with no name.

You don't even realize why he picked you as president, do you?

 

[subdued_passion]

You're a mongoose with no name.

You don't even realize why he picked you as president, do you?

Coz he didn't want a nutless squirrel/ intestinal gas as President of his awesome fan club?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Because you've proven his misogynistic point that a woman would do a shitty job as president.

 

[subdued_passion]

This message is hidden because PBRAIN is on your ignore list cuz he's nuttin but intestinal gas.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh huh. Just like Obama. Logging in and reading my PMs I get. Snooping NSA style.

See this JBJ? The president of your fan club voted for Obama. That's insane. Left wing nutbar.

They took our jobs!!!!

 

[subdued_passion]

This message is hidden because PBRAIN is on your ignore list cuz he managed to go nuts and be nutless at the same time.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

How To Be Jbj

DESCENT FROM WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR
1. MY KIDS
2. James Benjamin Johnson/
3. James Ward Johnson/ Helen Frances Walker
4. Francis Clarke Johnson/ Marjorie Viola McDuffie
5. Cornelia James Grant/ John Clarke Johnson
6. Anna Hooe Ward/ James Bond Grant
7. George Taliaferro Ward/ Sarah Jane Chaires
8. Anna Alexander Hooe/ George Washington Ward
9. Seymour Hooe/ Sarah Alexander
10. Lucy Thornton/ John Alexander 10. Richard Hooe/ Anne Dent Ireland
11. William Thornton/Mary Taliaferro 11. John Hooe/ Anne Alexander
12. Francis Thornton/ Alice Savage 12. Robert Alexander/ Anne Fowke
13. William Thornton/ Elisha Bellingham 13. Gerard Fowke/ Sarah Burdette
14. William Thornton/Frances Robinson 14. Gerard Fowke/ Ann Thoroughgood
15. William Thornton/Barbara Westby 15. Roger Fowke/ Mary Bayley
16. Francis Thornton/Joan Delaryver 16.John Fowke/ Dorothy Cupper
17. Robert Thornton/ Jane Layton 17. Francis Fowke/ Joan Raynsford
18.William Thornton/Agnes Aldborough 18. John Fowke/ Ann Bradshaw
19.Richard Aldborough/Agnes Plumpton 19. John Bradshaw/Isabel Kynnersley
20.William Plumpton/Elizabeth Stapleton 20. John Kynnersley/ Margaret Aston
21.Bryan Stapleton/Agnes Goddard 21.Robert Kynnersley/ Elizabeth Giffard
22.Filius Goddard/Matilda Neville 22. Edmund Giffard/ Unknown Venables
23.Ralph Neville/Margaret Stafford 23. John Giffard/Catherine Stafford de Marston
24.Hugh Stafford/Philippa Beauchamp 24.John Giffard/ Aveline Courtenay
25.Ralph de Stafford/Margaret de Audley 25. Hugh de Courtenay/Aelenor de Spencer
26.Hugh de Audley/Margaret de Clare 26. Hugh de Spencer/ Aline Basset
27.Gilbert de Clare/Joan Plantagenet 27.Philip Basset/ Hawyse Louvaine
28. EDWARD I Plantagenet/ Eleanor of Castile 28. Matthew Louvaine/ Muriel ?
29.HENRY III Plantagenet/Eleanor of Provence 29. Godfrey Louvaine/Alice de Hastings
30. JOHN Plantagenet/Isabel of Angouleme 30. Godfrey Louvaine/Imagina von Loon
31.HENRY IIt/ Eleanor of Aquitaine 31.Godfrey Louvaine/Luitgarde of Sulzbach
32. Geoffrey Plantagenet/Matilda 32. Godrey Louvaine/ Ida of Namur
33.HENRY I/ Matilda of Scotland 33. Adela/ Stephen-Henry Count of Blois
34. WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR/ Matilda of Flanders
.

 

[LadyVer]

I now know who you remind me of, Jim. Henry II.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I now know who you remind me of, Jim. Henry II.

I descend from old Henry about 10 different ways, including the bastards.

 

[subdued_passion]

I descend from old Henry about 10 different ways, including the bastards.

Mr Johnson instead of showing off about your lineage (we all agree you's a bastard through n through) don't you think you need to address PBRAIN's insolence?


Also, what do I have to do to get special treatment like RAINMAN and PBRAIN... I'm just tired of them lording that over me all the time?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Mr Johnson instead of showing off about your lineage (we all agree you's a bastard through n through) don't you think you need to address PBRAIN's insolence?


Also, what do I have to do to get special treatment like RAINMAN and PBRAIN... I'm just tired of them lording that over me all the time?

I have them on IGNORE, so whatever theyre doing doesn't matter. Theyre annoying bugs who pester others for attention alms.

 

[subdued_passion]

I have them on IGNORE, so whatever theyre doing doesn't matter. Theyre annoying bugs who pester others for attention alms.

I'm gonna quote this to rub it in their faces.



Hear that P-Brain! I may not be 'mongie' or some other cute name yet, but at least I ain't on iggy like you.

 

[subdued_passion]

No wonder he never answers my raunchy PMs. *sob*

That's what you get for sticking with stickmen instead of La Presidenta.

 

[NightL]

Theyre annoying bugs who pester others for attention alms.

Oh hell, ...and you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You have no name.

 

[subdued_passion]

This fan club is miserable, I wanted to make awesome things for us but JBJ won't let me, and I find has me on ignore, so I quit. The rejection is just too much.

Back to the whining! Didn't we deal with this yesterday?

Ok, tell me what awesome things you wanna make for us, I'll put in a word with the big guy. Coz I'm nice like that.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Someone please thank RAINMAN for resigning, it improved the thread immediately.

 

[subdued_passion]

With all due respect Mr. Johnson I beg to differ. We need Rainshine. She brings an element of charm and class to this joint that the rest of us lack.




Plus she has that funny accent. I mean that alone is worth having her around. Did you hear her sing that pube song? Funny funny funny.