The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[YoursSINSerely]

I think a guy with a huge ...ego... is très sexy

Yes it has been described that way before…

I’m hoping my dear that you are going to grace us with a Winter Holiday Contest entry. Perhaps you could cast me as the hero of an Xmas story. “Scouries Came Down My Chimney” perhaps?​

[size=+2]little ralphie![/size] You're alive! I was so worried

That's a good one! You’ve just spent the last two weeks in bed with this guy and you didn’t know he was alive?

I want to read that story!
​

I wore him out, then I left him to do his writing. He should have some good material to write about. The room was cold, but the bed was hot!

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

hey people, don't worry about posts made by rick perry lite... because you're now in

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORY TELLER

what wouldn't we do for him?[​

 

[TxRad]

hey people, don't worry about posts made by me... because I'm the new propaganda alt for scouries as everyone already knows.

*Remove stolen photo*

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD


what wouldn't I do for him?

Here I fixed the fuck ups your new alt made.

Somehow this post looks a lot smaller When the bullshit is rung out.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Here I fixed the fuck ups your new alt made.

Somehow this post looks a lot smaller When the bullshit is rung out.

I dunno, Tx. Bring back the stolen photo. I was enjoying it.

 

[scouries]

Please Babs!!!!

ScouriesWorld is committed to remaining a nonpolitical thread.

Quoting rick perry lite is clearly an infraction of this committment. Please desist. Thank you...jim​

 

[TxRad]

Please Babs!!!!

ScouriesWorld is committed to remaining a nonpolitical thread.

Quoting rick perry lite is clearly an infraction of this committment. Please desist. Thank you...jim​

Scouries, you are such an idiot. You're the one who started the Rick Perry crap and now you're complaining about it. Just more bullshit by the king of bullshit.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORY TELLER

what wouldn't we do for him?[​

Okay, okay, okay, Jimmie!

I'll quote this dick instead. I like the pictures. I like the movies! I don't believe in censorship. Share and share alike, Babe.

 

[sr71plt]

Opps. UVa appears to have beaten yet another Florida football team.

 

[VincentNew]

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

the boss doesn't have time for football these days...

...SW fan club business is keeping him occupied 24/7.

20 Favoritest Authors
• 1.Many Feathers (2975)
• [size=+2]2.scouries [/size](2822)
• 3.Slickman (2821)
• 4.rgjohn (2729)
• 5.alwayswantedto (2723)
• 6.BarondeSade (2690)

What a nice thing for the boss to wake up to!

I’m going to deliver the news to him when I serve him his breakfast in bed.

Of course it won’t last forever. The slickman is tremendously popular and continues to deliver great stories. And gary, the baron and alwayswantedto are all great writers who are still active.

And there are others rising rapidly (like jazz girl).

But for one day at least...

And sometimes two can be better than one! Or two sets of two... or..​

 

[scouries]

its soooo easy...

Just embrace the [SIZE=+5]scourian[/SIZE] way...

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Scouries? Hun? Its about time to cut the shit.

To anyone who doesn't know scouries by this point, he's a bigoted old prick, but for now, I'm not even going to talk about what a horrible human being he is.

I decided to read one of your stories scour... To see if you had any merit at all. I read one of your top-rated stories, something about a jewish man having sex with two german girls and getting them pregnant. According to the comments, everyone hated it, and there were plenty of comments.

And yet somehow... It got 4.85

How many times did you vote for yourself? and how do you expect people to keep playing along with it?

Watch his reply to this, it will provide an interesting insight to exactly what kind of prick he is.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

somebody clearly had a bad dady....

Here are the November 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld.

During the month of November four hundred and seven (407) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, favoriting one of his stories, or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries.

One hundred and fifteen (115) named him their “favorite” author during the month while eleven (11) “unfavorited” him for a net gain of one hundred and four (104).

Over the last eight months (April-November 2011) 766 LITEROTICANS have named him their “favorite” author while 77 have “unfavorited” him for a net gain of 689 for the period.

mr scouries hopes that he’ll have at least two new stories ready in December – he’s working like mad! And it’s this kind of response from the LITEROTICA readers that is his true inspiration.

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of you who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Be well!
[/SIZE]​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

I guess we'll have to assume this latest ALT was referring to the following story:

[size=+2]Frauleins Fucked Thick cocked Jew impregnates two blond sisters.
3.85 1168 137120 Incest/Taboo (English) 08/08/06
Public Comments: 54

Not surprisingly the ALTS owner chose to misrepresent the score.

In fact there's an interesting story behind the story. It was rejected 7 or 8 times before it was finally accepted. However not before Mr Scouries was forced to dramatically change the ending. Originally the jewish hero killed the two young frauleins and dumped their bodies out to sea. Something he'd done before and promised to do again.

In subsequent chapters he was to be tracked down by two detectives - one a German , the other a Miami Beach cop. But jim was told, after the fifth rejection, that the site would never put up the story as long as the german girls were murdered.

As it turns out it wasn't the murders descriptions that irritated our leaders, instead it was a political decision on their part - they simply didn't want a jew depicted as a murderer.

So in the end jim simply gave up! He rewrote the ending as demanded and washed his hands of the whole affair. Or so he thought! Except the powers of LITEROTICA (L +M ), in a final cheap shot, chose to put the story in the INCEST category even though it contains no incest! Which of course didn't help its score.

Still, all in all, even with the rewrite and the categgory change, the story has managed to become a best seller (over 100,000 in sales) and a 1000+ vote club story!


[/SIZE]​

 

[lovecraft68]

During the month of November four hundred and seven ALTS (407) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, favoriting one of his stories, or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries.

One hundred and fifteen (115) ALTS named him their “favorite” author during the month while eleven (11) PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY SMARTENED UP “unfavorited” him for a net gain of one hundred and four (104) ALTS

Over the last eight months (April-November 2011) 766 ALTERNATES have named him their “favorite” author while 77 PEOPLE WHO REALIZED THEY MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE have “unfavorited” him for a net gain of 689 FRAUDULENT FAVS for the period.

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of you who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Be well!
​

Hey I fixed your post for you!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Scouries? Hun? Its about time to cut the shit.

To anyone who doesn't know scouries by this point, he's a bigoted old prick, but for now, I'm not even going to talk about what a horrible human being he is.

I decided to read one of your stories scour... To see if you had any merit at all. I read one of your top-rated stories, something about a jewish man having sex with two german girls and getting them pregnant. According to the comments, everyone hated it, and there were plenty of comments.

And yet somehow... It got 4.85

How many times did you vote for yourself? and how do you expect people to keep playing along with it?

Watch his reply to this, it will provide an interesting insight to exactly what kind of prick he is.

Surprisingly......he's not that old.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Surprisingly......he's not that old.

That's surprising...

He sounds exactly like a drunk old bigoted fool.

Somewhere earlier in the thread, someone asked why we disliked scouries so much, considering that he's fairly harmless.

To anyone who's actually reading the thread at this point, scouries is a menace. I haven't been on the site very long and I wanted to submit stories to the online contests, and he keeps pretending to be in charge of the contests. I thought that I wouldn't be able to submit because I write in gay male and nonhuman, two categories that he constantly bashes. Scouries doesn't think that its a story unless someone's getting pregnant, humiliated, or fucking their mom.

Scouries has gotten authors so upset that they leave the site. He's a fucking menace, and he's a condescending twat.

Other authors showed me how stupid he was, and for several months I had him on my ignore list, and things were a lot better around here. I took him off my ignore list to see what the bastard was up too, and now I'm angry.

Ignorance is bliss, so back on the ignore list you go.

Just out of curiosity, how old is this fucker???

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

That's surprising...

He sounds exactly like a drunk old bigoted fool.

Somewhere earlier in the thread, someone asked why we disliked scouries so much, considering that he's fairly harmless.

To anyone who's actually reading the thread at this point, scouries is a menace. I haven't been on the site very long and I wanted to submit stories to the online contests, and he keeps pretending to be in charge of the contests. I thought that I wouldn't be able to submit because I write in gay male and nonhuman, two categories that he constantly bashes. Scouries doesn't think that its a story unless someone's getting pregnant, humiliated, or fucking their mom.

Scouries has gotten authors so upset that they leave the site. He's a fucking menace, and he's a condescending twat.

Other authors showed me how stupid he was, and for several months I had him on my ignore list, and things were a lot better around here. I took him off my ignore list to see what the bastard was up too, and now I'm angry.

Ignorance is bliss, so back on the ignore list you go.

Just out of curiosity, how old is this fucker???

How old is Scouries? That's a good, albeit unanswerable question.

Just as we don't know how old the universe is and how old God is, not that I'm comparing God to Scouries (lol), we don't know how old is Scouries.

Rumor has it that Scouries owns the site, which is the reason for his high placement in the favored authors list and for the number of votes, comments, and high scores that he receives.

Rumor has it that there are only 12, as in the Apostles, posters on the forum board, instead of hundreds and that Scouries comprises most of the posters. I won't name them all, but we just have to look at the huge number of forum board posts they have to know who they are.

Rumor has it that Scouries takes revenge on those who call him names. As we don't know who Scouries is or anyone on this site is, for that matter, I'd be careful, if I were you.

Then, again, you must ask yourself, why are you here?

If Scouries so angers you, then stay off his thread. If Literotica makes you so insanely crazy, then don't open this site anymore. Take up arts and crafts or baking.

We're all here to read and to write stories. Those who have no life, they are easy to tell, as they've amassed tens of thousands of forum board posts in just a short while, are here because they have no life.

Now, I'm not the smartest person here, but I figure you're just another alternate identity of someone. You're just here to stoke the fires and start trouble. Truth be told, you could be Scouries or I could be Scouries for we all anyone knows.

With no one able to explain and/or prove reality, this all could be a dream.

Have a nice day.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

funny how our whiner didn't address his lie isn't it?

Whine, whine, whine…

AHland ALT “whine” club meeting…

Gabby warned me that there’d be posters like you. But this is taking limp wristed, sci-fi crying to a new level! I’d be insulted but of course I know that you’re just an ALT, and a poorly created one at that. Your master’s ALT construction seems to get feebler and feebler as time goes on.

So I’ll just make you my second “ignored one”. Bye now…

​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Okay, now that we've got rid of that twerp (and thank you little ralphie) lets get back to business.

Heres a picture of [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld latest hire. She'll be liaising with sites such as LITEROTICA and will be in charge of the sales verification process and will monitor ROYALTY returns.

[/SIZE]​

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Okay, now that we've got rid of that twerp (and thank you little ralphie) lets get back to business.

Heres a picture of [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld latest hire. She'll be liaising with sites such as LITEROTICA and will be in charge of the sales verification process and will monitor ROYALTY returns.

[/SIZE]​

"Wow!"

What a way to die?

A lot of pleasure with (gulp) a lot of pain.

"Off with his head!"

No, not that one, the other one (gees).

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

believes that

This is so wrong!!!​

Embarrassing to the site, an insult to our popular authors and a slap in the face of our readers.​

Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our FIRST QUARTER 2011 People's Choice Awards.

Congratulations to the March 2011 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
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First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): ROMANCE 3000 views, 0 “favorites”, 2 comments
Life’s Strange Turns Ch. 03-04 by deadeye_76

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUMAN 8000 view, 4 “favorites”, 17 comments
Into the Vampire's Lair Ch. 08 by ArtForm

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): SCI-FI 7000 view, 3 “favorites”, 16 comments
Shadow Dagger Ch. 18 by austin_erotica
Congratulations to the February 2011 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
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First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUUMAN 9000 view, 3 “favorites”, 9 comments
More Than Just a Fairy Tale Ch. 16 by Jaisen

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner): NOVELS 6000 view, 5 “favorites”, 10 comments
Chocolate Kisses Ch. 10 by calibeachgirl

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUMAN 25000 view, 33 “favorites”, 17 comments
The Dryad and the Woodsman by Myhands316
Congratulations to the January 2011 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
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First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUMAN 7000 view, 2 “favorites”, 5 comments
Cemetery Summons Ch. 28 / Galloglaich

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner): NOVELS 14000 view, 24 “favorites”, 62 comments
Wheels of Steel Ch. 14 / PepperPace

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUMAN 42000 view, 58 “favorites”, 172 comments
Bound to My Mate Ch. 20 / DoctorWolf

 

[GinaTina]

/bump/

Because Scouries deserves to be on top.


...interpret that as you will.




How you doing, Scouries? You've been quiet lately.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Jimmy! Whatcha buying me for Christmas? I asked Santa for a flamingo vibrator. I dunno if the elves can cum up with something like that. What do you think?