To keep the review thread clean...

[Tathagata]

OMG!!! I had no idea, but I am naive and trusting, believe almost anything...but you arent kidding are you? so if you give a dork a whale dildo, thast like saying, go F yourself, hehe

I was also informed by my daughters that a whale ejaculates on the average of about 200 gallons of semen per attempt, so ( they told me) that explains why the ocean is salty. now thats a mouthful, eh?

talk about a boner

and all this time I thought scrimshaw was whale teeth.....

 

[The Mutt]

talk about a boner

and all this time I thought scrimshaw was whale teeth.....

Speaking of penisaurus, I have a couple of questions:

If, in a story, I described a man's penis as being the size of a bottle of Voss Artesian Water, would you -
a; Know what I was talking about?
b; Run to him or away from him?

I saw a guest on the Dick Cavett show hand a whale's penis bone to a starlet, then tell her what it was. Her response was, "Is that it?"

 

[Maria2394]

Speaking of penisaurus, I have a couple of questions:

If, in a story, I described a man's penis as being the size of a bottle of Voss Artesian Water, would you -
a; Know what I was talking about?
b; Run to him or away from him?

I saw a guest on the Dick Cavett show hand a whale's penis bone to a starlet, then tell her what it was. Her response was, "Is that it?"

I have to ask, is it artesian whale water?

oh hell, I would probably run TO him, it sounds do-able, lol

 

[WickedEve]

Tara, thanks for mentioning my box... you know, the mailbox poem.

 

[The Mutt]

I have to ask, is it artesian whale water?

oh hell, I would probably run TO him, it sounds do-able, lol

All I know is that it comes from Norway and all the European tourists seem to carry them around.

 

[perks]

ahhh, the technicalitease of poetry I was reading that, majesty, not majesty over and over, thinking WTF am I missing here???

perks, ya know what a dork really is?? a whale penis, lol, now I d love ta see...oh, never mind

I actually did know that, I don't understand why my strap on poem is so underrated.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for mentioning Realisation, Tara.

 

[PinkMoon_poet]

not sure

I hope this is where I can thank TaraBlackwood22 for mentioning my first poem (here not written) and the nice people who left comments.

I will figure this out. Darn newbies are such a pain. I almost made a new thread which would have been real embarassing.

Thank you,

PinkMoon, poet

 

[tungtied2u]

Welcome back!

Tara, thanks for mentioning my box... you know, the mailbox poem.

Missed you , your Wickedness. Hope all is well.

He said bowing, and backing away. Spreading rose petals to ease her tread

 

[Maria2394]

I actually did know that, I don't understand why my strap on poem is so underrated.

you have a strap on poem? Okay, Im off to read it

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Welcome back!

Missed you , your Wickedness. Hope all is well.

He said bowing, and backing away. Spreading rose petals to ease her tread

Uhh... thanks a lot. I'll slip on rose petals. I need better traction. Throw out some kitty litter in front of me.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Did you know a whale's penis has a bone in it? They used to carve dildoes out of them.

I once worked for a man who had a putter made from a bull's penis. No shit! Since it was essentially leather, it stretched out and formed the handle of the club.

He kept it behind the door of his office and used to bring it out and show it to people, then while they were 'practicing' with it, he would tell them what it was...freaked most people out!

 

[Maria2394]

I once worked for a man who had a putter made from a bull's penis. No shit! Since it was essentially leather, it stretched out and formed the handle of the club.

He kept it behind the door of his office and used to bring it out and show it to people, then while they were 'practicing' with it, he would tell them what it was...freaked most people out!

Wow!! thats really different I will add that one to my list of penile trivia, it might come in handy if they ever run out of clues on Jeopardy..maybe a Q like that would stump the million dollar genius boy...hehe, i said stump

thanks for the info Miss Oatlash, nice crop

 

[Tathagata]

Wow!! thats really different I will add that one to my list of penile trivia,

I hope I'm not on that list...

 

[Maria2394]

now Tath, I am shocked at you!! dont go speaking gaelic on me, but I have your umm, member location on a treasure map marked with a big ol T you could never be trivial, in any way, ya big flirt

 

[fawnie]

Wow!! thats really different I will add that one to my list of penile trivia, it might come in handy if they ever run out of clues on Jeopardy..maybe a Q like that would stump the million dollar genius boy...hehe, i said stump

thanks for the info Miss Oatlash, nice crop

omg!!

too much stump talk i'm running away!!

 

[Tathagata]

now Tath, I am shocked at you!! dont go speaking gaelic on me, but I have your umm, member location on a treasure map marked with a big ol T you could never be trivial, in any way, ya big flirt

I'm glad some one knows where it is

 

[Reltne]

I once worked for a man who had a putter made from a bull's penis. No shit! Since it was essentially leather, it stretched out and formed the handle of the club.

He kept it behind the door of his office and used to bring it out and show it to people, then while they were 'practicing' with it, he would tell them what it was...freaked most people out!

And a bull's penis is known as a "pizzle"

 

[The Mutt]

And a bull's penis is known as a "pizzle"

Isn't that P Diddy's new name?

 

[The Mutt]

I once worked for a man who had a putter made from a bull's penis. No shit! Since it was essentially leather, it stretched out and formed the handle of the club.

He kept it behind the door of his office and used to bring it out and show it to people, then while they were 'practicing' with it, he would tell them what it was...freaked most people out!

And after four strokes, it became a driver.

 

[tarablackwood22]

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originally posted by Syndra Lynn

Tara , one of my favorite Lit poets, wrote the stars and breezes of Boston for another of my favorite Lit poets. It's a beautiful read.

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Thanks, Syn.

 

[lady_storm01]

hi

hi like ur pic its interestin

 

[fawnie]

ty for the mention eve..

and i'm sure i can come up with another way to say wings once or twice to take out the repetition.

perks..i see your point..i can prob fix that problem easy enough too..

and anon fb giver..whoever you are...the fact that birds dont eat monarchs is something i cant fix..a technical difficulty my daughter's technical butt would love you for, as she pointed out the same thing to me when i shared the poem with her..

a stranger is one thing, but when your 13 year old tears apart a whole poem with 1 simple little technical thing like milkweed eating monarchs!!

and you all thought i was a china doll

thanks for the feedback!!

cheers!!

 

[tarablackwood22]

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originally posted by WickedEve

Angeline

talk to me sister,
hold my hand
and walk me to the water.

A friendship poem done the right way.

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originally posted by Perks

Angeline by tarablackwood this poem makes me want to grab my inner girl and play at the beach too. Well written.

the plastic pails and shovels
are buried there,
crayola red and blue, hidden
like a squirrel’s chestnuts
for winter.

we can dig away the hunger,
the cold,
the sands
of discontent,
return
to the shade of big umbrellas,
to curls and cotton candy
and fun house laughter
on the walking boards
of time.

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Eve and Perks -- thanks for the mention.

 

[Guest]

My thanks to Syndra Lynn for mentioning Cathederal Grove and thanks, too, to all those who left a comment.