TSCLT 10.0: Confucius say he hates a pussy!

[Champakian]

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Dumb and Dumber 3: When Mary met Sally​

 

[Saint Peter]

Does Craftsman even have a warranty now?

Full replacement with no proof of purchase on hand tools.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I know that I salvaged a broken Crapsman ratchet from a job once. I was gonna leave it, but a guy said I could take it back. I had forgotten.


So I took it to Sears and got a . . . rebuilt ratchet.


It was still something for nothing, but it wasn't like it used to be.


Hell, I don't break (many) tools anyway. They grow feetses and walk off . . . .

 

[Champakian]

Kmart didn't rebuild them, but Sears did.
It was a corporate culture thing that continued after the merger.

 

[Champakian]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement:

I am drinking my coffee cool. Over Christmas I lost a filling in one of my molars and man does it hurt!
Especially with hot and cold stuff or just eating. I'm hoping to get into the dentist today...

By the way, I call him doctor because he doesn't have an Ed.D.



That is all.

 

[Saint Peter]

I know that I salvaged a broken Crapsman ratchet from a job once. I was gonna leave it, but a guy said I could take it back. I had forgotten.


So I took it to Sears and got a . . . rebuilt ratchet.


It was still something for nothing, but it wasn't like it used to be.


Hell, I don't break (many) tools anyway. They grow feetses and walk off . . . .

Sockets are sockets. Craftsman should have fixed the crap ratchet design decades ago.

 

[Champakian]

Oh great, our local Nordic weather goddess is giving a forecast
that is just primed to produce ice storms depending upon timing.

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning folks.

If you have some cloves in your spice cupboard, stuff one in the hole where the filling used to be. It'll numb it down.

Craftsman is still standing by their warranty. Pretty much have to to compete.

 

[Champakian]

I'm sure I do. I have some of everything including saffron.
But it's too expensive to use, so it just sits there.

 

[bellisarius]

I'm sure I do. I have some of everything including saffron.
But it's too expensive to use, so it just sits there.

Labor intensive. A bunch of people sitting around performing hysterectomies on flowers.

 

[Champakian]

What a job description!

 

[bellisarius]

Not exactly a resume' enhancer.

 

[Champakian]

Well...,



... who wants to be accused of "forced sterilization?"

 

[Endrura]

Just two of us working in the shop today, it's nice and quiet.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home with cat. Grazed up the leftover pizza from yesterday, with some added cheese. Made some happy house critters with extra cheesy bits and pizza crusts.


So there's this . . . thing . . . where it's possible to compost bodies. I mean, deceased livestock. 45 days, no less. This may make the pig farm superfluous, but I'd need to get an auger. Yes, there was some st000pid at work.


I'll have to ask Barbie if she has an auger attachment for her Kittie Kat (named Bob).


We'll try again tomorrow.

 

[Champakian]

Compost?

You never compost anything with meat or meat byproducts.
It's an invitation to critters and bugs. You burn that shit and then use the ashes in the garden.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

No auger, the two times I needed one I just rented the attachment.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


Oh ye of little faith!!! I had my doubts, too. The landlady (who works for USDA) told me all about it. Forty-five days to powder. The mafia should try this, seriously.


It's a mite nipplish this morning, but it warms up as the week goes on. Sixties of Friday with some rain and some sun. This was delivered by an online service, sans Nordic goddesses. I like Nordic goddesses.


And coffee . . . .

 

[Champakian]

Just make sure you have your hole dug first or you'll be out all night digging holes.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, my fave mafia hit story is, Frank got tasked with killing This Guy. One of them. So he went and picked the Guy up, telling him they had a job. They rode to the desert and dug the hole "first". Frank started the hole and then let the Guy finish it up.


The Guy finished and handed Frank the shovel and raised his arm asking for help outta the hole. Frank stuck his gun in the guy's face and wasted him and then just had to backfill him.


Almost as good as when they whacked Joe Pesci in Casino.

 

[MarriedMumbaiMom]

Confucius was a fag!

 

[Endrura]

There are farms here that compost dead animals, it requires a clay base and testing if the government knows about it though. Pigs are easier and clean up a human body in under two days, faster if you chop the body up. (FYI not my experience, we had a serial killer named Robert Picton who used this method successfully for years)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There are farms here that compost dead animals, it requires a clay base and testing if the government knows about it though. Pigs are easier and clean up a human body in under two days, faster if you chop the body up. (FYI not my experience, we had a serial killer named Robert Picton who used this method successfully for years)

It's nice to have options . . . .

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Where I live they had the Duvall brothers, convicted of murder for doing the same thing.

The book about it is titled “Darker Than Night”.

 

[Champakian]

Okay. Clearly all I need now is a body.





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