TSCLT 11.0: The pantheon hates a pussy!!!

[Champakian]

And they will do anything for beer...


(Or maybe some MD 20/20.)

 

[bellisarius]

Hanging out in the better parts of town now eh Con?

 

[bellisarius]

I'm good on the coffee for now. Just need to remind myself to save a mug's worth for the drive out to the range.

Trying to set up a quail hunt with some friends. Herding cats might be easier.

 

[Champakian]

Then work with the quail and establish a friend, or cat, hunt...

 

[bellisarius]

A good bird dog would fix everything.

 

[Champakian]

Just don't fix the bird dog.
It makes them kind of lazy.

I think that there are a lot of fixed bird dogs at Lit...

I pant and drool, therefore I think!

 

[Conager]

Out by Turf Paradise. The degenerate gamblers have been displaced by degenerate addicts.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I almost called in sick this morning. I'm not sick, I just don't like going out in the cold.

As a trooper though, here I am. Nose to the grindstone!

 

[Champakian]

Hate to rub it in, but we're in a warming trend. 70º today and tomorrow.

 

[bellisarius]

Well, I have assembled my feces and it is now temporally expedient to strike the macadam.

 

[Champakian]

Don't try to strike the MAGA Dame, she might put a round in you.

 

[Champakian]

The weather babe is wearing an old woman's dress.


Who the hell is picking out her outfits?

 

[Champakian]

9th Circus upholds California ban on magazines holding more than 10 rounds.


This means that BotanyBoy will have to practice his speed swapping...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I had a lady visitor over yesterday. She fondled my guns. Too early to tell if she can cook.

 

[Champakian]

Does she do Windows?


If she does, she's no lady. Real ladies use Mac...

 

[JohnnySavage]

There are a lot of unknowns. But fondling the guns instead of running in horror is a good sign. She even gave me some sass about shooting squirrels with a semi-auto 12-ga. I like a bit of sass.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I see Stihl has a new line of power tools. The "AR" series. I don't think they thought that out very well.

 

[Champakian]

No respectable shooter of squirrels uses a shotgun.

 

[Champakian]

I love it.

I'm not in California so I can use more than a 10-round mag with them...



And that's just the nail gun.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The little fuckers are fast.

 

[Champakian]

No, they sit still under the bird feeder...



... that's the trick.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Here at the jobsite in Eastern Hell. Allah hasn't stoked the fires this morning. Yet.


Made a container of chili to bring down here for lunch. And left it on the stove.


Motherfucker!!!


No matter. It's payday, so I deserve to eat out.

 

[Conager]

Although I managed to avoid getting shot, I may have to call in sick tomorrow anyway. Had a woman in my car with a raspy cough Monday night and I'm starting to get that woofloo feeling all over again

Good news is I can taste the flavor of the throat lozenge, bad news is throat lozenge ain't doing much good

 

[Champakian]

Hopefully you turned the stove off...

 

[Champakian]

Although I managed to avoid getting shot, I may have to call in sick tomorrow anyway. Had a woman in my car with a raspy cough Monday night and I'm starting to get that woofloo feeling all over again

Good news is I can taste the flavor of the throat lozenge, bad news is throat lozenge ain't doing much good

Gargle some warm whiskey...