TSCLT 11.0: The pantheon hates a pussy!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't make me spew coffee.


I have to go to Wally's here in a bit, after all.

 

[Champakian]

I can't help it if she buys her shoes one at a time.

At least she doesn't need a bra-patch...



I missed the Wally-World golden hour.

2AM is a magic time there.
One sees a free freak show.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This store is not 24-hour. It opens at 6.


I feel cheated . . . .

 

[Champakian]

That's sad.

Ours is right off the interstate which doubles the spectacle...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Most of them are.


I went to one at a strip motel. This was maybe 40 years ago. Right off the interstate and kinda puny.


It seems to vary from meet to meet.


More cockeyed cars, but in the sun this time:

 

[JohnnySavage]

Look how old the peoples next to those machines are. You can excuse an old feller missing the lines.

 

[Champakian]

Good lord...,


Are those the original owners?

 

[JohnnySavage]

It was pushing 70 yesterday and it's 21 now. Someone can do the maths on that, but its got to be a 50 degree swing

 

[Wat_Tyler]

49.


Yeah, they're old. There aren't many people left who actually remember those cars. Hell, I was a kid getting dragged to old car shows and that shit was old then. Those fellers, too.


Okay, that out-of-the-house errand is done. Time to put shit away and get some laundry going.


I may check in on football . . . later . . . .

 

[Champakian]

I've got a big-ass omelette on the stove.

Good eating!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm starving. But the kitchen is clean.

 

[Conager]

Hot chocolate amended with a wee bit of Glenmorangie. . .approved.

 

[Champakian]

I have to bulk up for the game.

Something healthy before the snack-a-thon...

 

[Champakian]

I'm going to let y'all onto a secret; the secret to a great three-egg omelette.


~~~ drumroll ~~~


Four eggs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Do you put a splash of water or milk in there?

 

[Champakian]

Milk and a ludicrous overabundance of cheese.


Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!?


I am.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cowboys and ... the Team!

I almost said an insensitivity.

 

[Champakian]

They're The Redskins.


I can say that.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have to wait until The Guido's are a team.

 

[Champakian]

Isn't that The Jets?

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[JohnnySavage]

The last four games are the NFC East beating up on each other. The division is unsettled.

 

[Champakian]

I'd be unsettled too if I had to play in that division.

The winner is pretty much one and done in the playoffs...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Not this year.

The Champ will be from the NFC East. You can take that to the bank!

 

[Champakian]

I don't bet on sports, but that's one tempting bet.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's not a bet if it's a sure thing