TSCLT 11.0: The pantheon hates a pussy!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday, or is it Moronday??? Slept okay.


Be glad to get this car gone. Maybe tonight.


That was an ugly score. Too bad about the Foreskins.


This coffee is goot!!!

 

[Champakian]

Who uses a towel rack to store their pot lids?



Looks sort of white trashy...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

J's son and his other half have contracted to buy a house. Saw a few pics. Looks like something, kind of like the pic, except with twinks.


I know that 'hood. Who knew it would get all trendy an' shit?


He said it was quiet. They musta run off all the drug trade.


Gun fightin' sumbitches . . . .

 

[Champakian]

Once all the Chinese restaurants sprang up,
everybody was gongfu fightin'...

A lot more discreet
in the street
so neat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There used to be a really good chicken joint over that way.


Also, there is a bus that runs on that street from downtown to the racist track.


I had to break down and order a printer. The old one isn't compatible with this computer.


What a gyp . . . .

 

[Champakian]

In Beijing, I ordered the chili chicken.
It was served with the head...



I don't even like it when my fish is served with eyes,
which it was in Fuzhou where they had
half a monkey in the window.

But it looked cleaner than
the KFC franchise.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There was a Mad magazine cartoon about the guy who worked in the dogfood factory. "Untouched by human hands," the sign read. The whistle blows, and he goes to lunch . . .


at the nasty-ass greasy sppon across the street.


I always liked the one with the cook smoking a cigarette and balancing a long-ass ash.

 

[Champakian]

We could always learn a few things like
instead of wasting money on old-fashioned toilets,
we could squat over a hole in the floor to take care of business...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Or a hole in the ground. Cats would understand.


Old cat has settled in for his morning nap. The younger one was snoring before the alarm went off. I guess she was really relaxed.


Getting ready for another exciting week of Weaseling. Featuring weasels, of course.


One more week on and then two weeks off. Thanks be to Allah.

 

[Champakian]

So, you will finally get to banging on those anvils.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Team got a good ole fashioned thumpin'

The Cowgirls weren't that good; The Team was that bad. There's still time for a wild card run. From there, it's a new season and a 0-0 record!

And I like The Team. It has a bit of a middle-finger feel to it. Dan Snyder is taking some time to figure out the stupidest new name possible. Probably, in a nod to his fortune, the Telemarketers.

 

[Champakian]

It's in DC - give the country the finger:


The Honesty


Then change the uniforms to deep-state blue.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They practice in VA and play in MD. DC is too dangerous.

 

[Champakian]

I thought most of those thugs were armed...

 

[JohnnySavage]

No, a couple decades ago the Washington Bullets changed their name to the Wizards. There has been no gun violence in the city since.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like the look of those GMC trucks

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Scored a pizza on the way. Doctored it a bit, and now it's damn tasty.


Every morning, I drive east to work. Sun in my eyes, facing Mecca, the whole bit. And every morning, I ask that Allah award his most favorite by answering his sincerest prayers that he, Allah, call Jabba Senior home.


Well, this morning, the Angel of Death spread wings and flew over Jabba's house. Problem is, he took home one of the sons-in-law. So close, and yet no cigar. I cannot adequately express how truly and deeply pissed I am.


I may need to get a new god . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!! Slept okay. Cats too, it appears. Up and getting running.


It's chilly outside but headed to close to 60 today. The concrete weasels may actually get some more placed today. Maybe. We are in no danger of being incinerated because they're not setting the world on fire.


Still having a time getting this car sold. Maybe I should have traded it. We'll see.


I'll keep the coffee . . . .

 

[Champakian]

Morning.

It came too early, but I was all slept out.
I made a great supper last night. No one did dishes.
That's gratitude for you. So, tonight's menu is frozen pizza
(and not the good kind).

I still have to do some Christmas shopping. I dread that. Makes me want to kill everyone.
Something about this time of year just makes people stupid.
I thought it was supposed to make them nice.
That's what I get for supposing.
People are the worst...

I suppose that I should be happy that I'm not going to be out in ankle-deep snow.
Heck, it won't even be freezing.

 

[Champakian]

Maybe the car is a punishment from above (below?)...

 

[bellisarius]

Morning folks.

We have some weather moving in but should be gone by Thur. We'll see how it goes on Range day.

 

[Champakian]

Do you trade in your Dog Targets for Elf Targets for the holidays?


I have some old displays from a store that closed that feature
Christmas models all decked out like bows of Hollys.

The range boss frowns on them.
Not supposed to shoot at people.
Come on man! It's not real...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I took some leftover campaign signs to the range. Once.


Not well received.


Hell, the one of the sheriff?


He lost, FFS!!!

 

[Champakian]

The range should be a place to work out frustrations, not build upon them.

You know that the latter cannot end well by definition.

Ready on the Right? Ready on the Left?
Shooters commence firing at your political targets...

HEY! Libertarians! Stop bringing pictures of your mother-in-laws!

 

[bellisarius]

Unless I'm working up a load I shoot steel targets with the rifle. Saves a LOT of walking. For the pistol I've got a pile of 'official' DOE and State Police targets that happen to be 'people' targets. The two targets are quite similar with the exception being that the DOE targets have a '10 ring' down at the ballzac along with the center of mass and head shot 10 ring. I suspect that that extra scoring ring is for the female officers.