TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

I used to have big dogs, outdoor dogs,
but when the last two just 'disappeared' one night,
I somehow ended up with two little dogs...

Like my ivy railings, tragic.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

He’s not a huge dog, something like 80 pounds.

Yet somehow he can take up an entire sofa.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I've always tended towards labs,
but I have been 'gifted' with some crazy mutts...



Worst one ever was a Dalmatian-Australian Shepard mix.
It got the worst traits and inclinations of both breeds.
Got copperhead bit at least three times
that I knew of...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Dummys papers say he is a Belgian Malinois, which to me looks like a plain old German Shepherd.

Pretty sure I was hustled.

Eh, he hasn’t eaten my shoes so we’re okay.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Puppies always get a least one shoe...





You must have some rank feet!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

LOL he’s not allowed in my room and I don’t leave them laying around the house.

Also, he’s not left alone bored much, which I’d imagine helps.

 

[SpeareChucker]

To a dog, not allowed only means
if they think you can see them...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

No, he’s pretty good about that.

There’s no food in there.

 

[SpeareChucker]

*chuckle*


When you can see him...

Dogs be curious even though it killed the cat.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

As long as I don’t find chewed shoes or fur on the bed he can continue to live the lifestyle he’s become accustomed to. LOL

 

[SpeareChucker]

He's plotting...



Word of warning: Don't get a cat.
They will soon become co-conspirators.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Never.

They’re evil on their own, and dummy is easily led.

 

[SpeareChucker]

So the cat would become the überpet...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry is a Catahoula. They are headstrong, but usually we are of the same mind, so it works out.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Larry drinks Pabst?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

So the cat would become the überpet...

I suspect a hamster with evil intentions could pull that off around here.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry has whatever I'm having.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Can he keep it on the green?





... other than his owner, what's his handicap?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry is not into sports. No tug-o-war, no fetch, no sit and roll over. He's dignified.

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's unusual for a dog.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

There is a fine line between dignified and lazy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They are an unusual breed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Aren't we all...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I admit nothing.

 

[JohnnySavage]

From 8 am till 8 pm, every four hours the bells on the Catholic church play music. I'm not biblical, but I do like the sound. I wonder if it's a computer program or what.... And then I wonder, where do you buy a computer program for your bells?

I'd stop in and ask, but I fear bursting into flames if I set foot on hallowed ground.