TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

Crackers Love Cheese




I had to *chuckle*




Well, this cup is almost empty...

 

[Conager]

I'm making about 5-6 lbs of roast beast in the crockpot. Tossed in a head of garlic's worth of cloves. Smells delightful.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I drank for 8 hours yesterday and not only did I not spend a dime, I came home with 4 more drink chips than I left with. I wasn't able to make my 7am tee-time this morning.

 

[Conager]

Roast beast is done and cooling in the fridge. The garlic cloaves were not as roasted as I was aiming for but good, just with a bite.

I got about a quart of amazing au jus out of it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Punch list is coming along slowly today. It's just Dumb Shit, as usual.


Wat passed a final plumbing and a final mechanical inspection today and the inspector never even looked at the work. Wat assured him that it was done correctly, as discussed. It's nice to have a bit of integrity.


Besides, as Wat reminded him, since we have Phase 2 coming up, now would be a really st000pid time to start lying to him.


Is it "oh Jew" or "aw juice"???

 

[bellisarius]

Nice morning at the range. Overcast, hazy, but not hot.

Gratz on the inspection Wat.

I wonder how Barbie's biggy bumper project is coming along?

 

[Conager]

Ah, szhue. Like a French sneeze.

 

[thør]

Never lie to the inspector. Also, never prove to him how dumb he just might be.

 

[Endrura]

Water sealed my fence today and weeded where needed.
I setup the crockpot in the garage and tossed a spiral ham in it, I have fresh greens and cucumbers so salad shall be going with it.
And there was work.
As for Barbie maybe we should do a safety check on her?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Day one: Still alive, still have ten fingers. Old bumper is off, intercooler removed so it’s not in the way, one side of the frame reinforcement kit is mounted.

Luckily they sent all new hardware for the new bumper, because one particular nut was locked up so tight I had to go get a grinder. It’s dead now. The nut, not the grinder.

Whoever did this in a few hours is inhuman.

Where’s my wine?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Applause, Small Woman!!! I presume that you have two eyes still as well. You sound to be making very good headway. I cunt wait to-fuck with my forward controls, that is, when they become mine. They gotta be-come to the store first.


Home/scrotel13. Grazed in. Thought about an Awful Waffle but passed. My bank account seems to be aware of eating out less since Covid, so I'm considering keeping it like that. Maybe if I tipped less generously.


Stayed and got in the last range hood, the one the football fucking munkees managed to miss. They gooped up the duct but managed to avoid connecting it to the hood. They did somehow manage to glue it to the hood with the mastic. Every time I go behind them, I want to skull-fuck the next one.


Hey, what if you Googles "brazilian work ethic" and got no hits? Oh wat . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Gratz on the progress Barbie. Grab some wine and go soak in the hot tub.

Unwinding myself. Got everything on my agenda accomplished and now watching the clouds pile up and anticipating a good rain.

I see Vat's gone off on BLM and Covid. He knows how to trigger the lefties.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Thursday!!!


Looks hot again today and even hotter tomorrow. There may be Jabbaing again this weekend. We'll have to wait and see on that one.


There's a car carrier in the lot with a 392 Charger on it. Too bad it's up near the front. I could have gotten into some cruising. Oh well.


The new coffee really hits the spot this morning.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good morning!

I think I need a day off, the truck will still be there tomorrow.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You may have a thing or two which is a bit achy (but not breaky) this morning which would hurt less if allowed to rest a bit.


This also gives Wat a chance to catch up on his bike chores.


There was another thought sitting there, waiting to be expressed, but it got tired and wandered off.


Damn it, it really was quite clever, as I recall . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Our porch is/was so picturesque,
the rails covered in ivy, jasmine and clematis.
The only way to get all of the wood inspected, possibly repaired and painted
is to hack away four years worth of growth, making it look so bare again; just tragic.
I'm meeting some people for lunch today down in upper Arkansas, so I'll be taking a day off too.*

So, I started closing the door to stop the gate-crashing of the hell-hounds
so now, they are using the strategy of raising holy hell to get me up
and let them out so they can go back to sleep in the living room.
I'd just let them roam at night, but I've had past "accidents"
which I prefer to happen in the office rather than in
the living room...



* Because of all the bizarre Corona rules, it'll be back yard BBQ. Hope I can drive home.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Only we can be the judge of that...



(clever)

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Yeah, my hands hurt a little. I was at least smart enough to wear gloves so I didn’t scratch myself up.

It is actually going better than I expected, the company have very good instructions.

The intercooler remounting is going to be the hardest part.

 

[SpeareChucker]

D-d-d-don't schpit in de cooooolar!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

So, I started closing the door to stop the gate-crashing of the hell-hounds
so now, they are using the strategy of raising holy hell to get me up
and let them out so they can go back to sleep in the living room.
I'd just let them roam at night, but I've had past "accidents"
which I prefer to happen in the office rather than in
the living room...

That’s why dummy dog has a dog door into an outdoor kennel area.

He’s not so much housebroken as never totally locked in the house.

It works.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thanks be to Allah for good and clear directions, a rarity any more.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

A walk to remember...

 

[SpeareChucker]

The geography and house layout precludes such a thing.
To elaborate a bit, I live on a ridge, for starters and the only flattish place
where I could build such a thing has no egress (or windows for that matter).

Plus, again, they are very old.
They could drop dead soon after I built such a thing
and I am at the point in life where I want to 'de-pet' my life.
For example, I all but ignore the fish tank; regular cleaning, etc.,
but the G-D platys keep on breeding and breeding and breeding like rabbits.
I was feeding them just the other day and I saw yet a new crop of tiny little fish...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Instructions?



Real men don't read instructions.



If they look at the project and cannot figure out the install,
THEY CALL "THE GUY!"

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Dummy is my first and last dog.

I didn’t want a dog, but compromised, so now there’s a dog.