TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

I remember a certain poster who thought he was going to get
himself into the HOF by using an alt army to vote...

It didn't work; too unpopular.

 

[bellisarius]

Seems I recall that as well.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Some people could not understand how those they hated so much actually made the A-List.



2020 is going to be
rude to them
too...

 

[Conager]

Shooting over to 95. About thirty minutes longer, but less riot-y...

How DARE you!. .. Those aren't riots they are peaceful protests punctuated with pyrotechnics.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

2020 has been rude to everyone!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

How DARE you!. .. Those aren't riots they are peaceful protests punctuated with pyrotechnics.

Well rather than having to throw my own version of pyrotechnics back, I’m going around the whole mess.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The local Wendy's once shorted me an order of fries...


I am tempted to burn them down.




Never go through the drive-through!
They fuck you in the drive-through...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good old Joe Pesci...

 

[SpeareChucker]

He has had quite the career.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm in the office this morning. It's a MONDAY!!!

I must be bucking for Employee of the Month.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm in the office this morning. It's a MONDAY!!!

I must be bucking for Employee of the Month.

Gonna post a poll on Lit?

You can make all of the options, "Employee of the Month."

 

[JohnnySavage]

That sounds like too much work for a MONDAY!

 

[JohnnySavage]

The thing is - I have to sign some real estate contracts today. Any you'd think that signing a contract would involve paper. But, no. Real estate agents have some annoying "e-sign" nonsense that you sign by clicking on a website.

As I don't have a computer at home; Ole Johnny had to trudge his fat ass in to the office just to make someone else's life easier.

I'm a giver.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Get a computer man...



Maybe even a smarter phone.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Computers will be the death of humanity.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I don’t think I’ve turned on my computer for anything other than checking trail cam cards in six months.

 

[bellisarius]

Right now I am very unhappy with myself. I have two wire wheels and since I "organized" my tool shelves I can't find either one of the damn things. Of course if I go out and buy another you KNOW what's going to happen within 10 minutes of getting back from the store.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Ol' Murphy at work again.


Or the underwear elves have a new gig...

 

[SpeareChucker]

My hands are just too big for the phone...

 

[bellisarius]

Murphy is an asshole.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Look on top of the refrigerator.

I find the strangest things up there, which is strange because I’m 5’ nothing and need a ladder to reach so I’m not sure how they make their way up there.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Stereotyping the Irish?

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[bellisarius]

Look on top of the refrigerator.

I find the strangest things up there, which is strange because I’m 5’ nothing and need a ladder to reach so I’m not sure how they make their way up there.

Stereotyping the Irish?

​

Elves, it's the Elves.

Murphy is Irish?

 

[JohnnySavage]

He makes a good oil soap

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Are elves tall?