TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

Good morning y'all!
Good coffee, cool morning, annoying little dogs
oh bla dee oh bla da life goes on braugh, la la la la la...

Little stupid wants something, probably the bed big stupid is in...
Ah, yes, that was it, I don't know why the big dog lets the little doge get its way,
well, yes I do, the little bitch is relentless, like an ex-wife trying to rub her new lover in your face.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


Slept the night through. That doesn't happen as often as it might. Okay, woke up 14 minutes before the alarm, but that's close enough.


We get wheels today, and we get the chaplain, now that he's out and about. It should be entertaining, not all of it in a fun and pleasant way. That's hy's it's called "work." Oh, and some rain, too.


The coffee, on the other hand, kicks ass this morning.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I have to go and see the eye doctor today.



I think I'll stop at Wendy's for lunch
before angry mobs fry it...

 

[SpeareChucker]

That cat is staring at me like the dachshunds do...



It has to be an AntiHu conspiracy.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

The coffee is delicious and it’s warm out. I’ve no complaints.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Beware the AntiHu occupy movement...




:nods:

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I’m not afraid, the “special” dog isn’t a threat to anything but hamburgers. I’m safe.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Jabbas want to start early.


Last time we did this, Wat was first. I know, surprise x 2.


Getting Little Jabba to do something is . . . damn nigh impossible.


But he will natter on the phone . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

So you're saying they don't lead by example...



What's new?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes.


In other news: On this date in 1903 – The Ford Motor Company is incorporated.


It's been downhill ever since . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

My truck goes uphill too...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Mine will even jump hills...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Wat cannot get over the idea that I drive an F150 4X4.

I think it's like any other Redneck...

- It can't jump.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Wat cannot get over the idea that I drive an F150 4X4.

I think it's like any other Redneck...

- It can't jump.

‘16 Ford Raptor 6.2 with a supercharger. It can jump.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Can and why are two different things.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Can and why are two different things.

Because I had to try it at least once.

Sometimes you just have to.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I reckon so...

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning folks.

The discussion is Jabba's and Fords. Does Jabba drive a Ford?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Technically it’s an F150. Other than the frame, drivetrain, suspension, and body anyways.

It’s still a half ton.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Jabba probably needs dualies.


I have a crew cab. I don't like the four-door trucks.

I installed an under-seat gun-rack and storage bin. Why advertise?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I got the safe that mounts in the center console.

Long guns go in the bed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I can get that safe open in under 30 seconds.



Just sayin'...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Eh, locks are for honest people.

It’ll cover me in court should the need arise, though.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yeah, the insurance company insisted that I put a gate on my deck
because I have a swimming pool. There's a gate (a cattle gate)
and it is purely cosmetic, it's not functional, but
it satisfied the insurance agent.

Go figure...

 

[SpeareChucker]

My tailgate has a lock on it.

I mean, wtf???