ShinigamiSama
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grats on the bfMunachi said:
don't break a hip now
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Havin very hard sex? awkward position? Trip over?
I'm just bein annoyin now...
Congrats on gettin regular sex for a while x
I'm just bein annoyin now...
Congrats on gettin regular sex for a while x
ShinigamiSama
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over strain it?Munachi said:
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Hey can somebody please tell me if my cousin makes sense at all about this:
So, I told him about this chick I work with. At work, half the time she yells at me for no reason and tells me I piss her off when I haven't done anything that merits the yelling. However, when we were at the bar... and she was really drunk, she wanted me to grab her boobs, she showed me her boobs, and she sat right IN my lap.
After I told him this wild morning at the bar after work, he tells me that it means she wants me. At work, she's got this emotional barrier up that she's pissed off at herself and takes it out on me, but at the bar, because she was drunk, she let that emotional barrier down, therefore she wants me.
Don't get me wrong, I love my cousin like a brother, but sometimes I find it hard to believe when it comes to advice about women and dating. Thanks, guys!
So, I told him about this chick I work with. At work, half the time she yells at me for no reason and tells me I piss her off when I haven't done anything that merits the yelling. However, when we were at the bar... and she was really drunk, she wanted me to grab her boobs, she showed me her boobs, and she sat right IN my lap.
After I told him this wild morning at the bar after work, he tells me that it means she wants me. At work, she's got this emotional barrier up that she's pissed off at herself and takes it out on me, but at the bar, because she was drunk, she let that emotional barrier down, therefore she wants me.
Don't get me wrong, I love my cousin like a brother, but sometimes I find it hard to believe when it comes to advice about women and dating. Thanks, guys!
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yeah that sounds about rightHybridCrow said:
either that or shes fishing for a sexual harassment case
where do you work again some places don't mind a little office nookie as much as others
then he might get boredMunachi said:
and we wouldn't want that now would we?
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Alright, well here's another thing: I don't think she is single... cause she was supposed to get married, but some "bitch" took him from her. Plus she mentions living with some guy whom she bought a truck for and stuff. I could be thinking of her brother, cause she mentioned something about a brother and a sister.
Anyhow, above all else, I really don't want to ask her out because I'm not really interested in her. I mean she's really cute, her boobs are great, and I've seen like the top half of her ass, and it's sweet, but I find her a bit young for me. She just graduated like 2 years ago I would say. I graduated in 2003. I mean, if this would be a chance at a relationship at all, then I could just give it a shot and see what happens. Who knows, I may end up becoming interested in her.
Anyhow, thanks for the input and I will let you guys know what happens.
Oh and I work at a factory that makes the Kitchenaid mixers and blenders. Yes, they're strict on "sexual harrassment lawsuits"... for example, last night our group leader decided that for everytime somebody said "fuck", they'd have to put a quarter (25 cents) in the quarter jar. It was either that, or have everybody who said "fuck" written up for "sexual harrassment" and obviously fired. Of course, she's using the money towards a pizza party when enough gets put in.
Anyhow, above all else, I really don't want to ask her out because I'm not really interested in her. I mean she's really cute, her boobs are great, and I've seen like the top half of her ass, and it's sweet, but I find her a bit young for me. She just graduated like 2 years ago I would say. I graduated in 2003. I mean, if this would be a chance at a relationship at all, then I could just give it a shot and see what happens. Who knows, I may end up becoming interested in her.
Anyhow, thanks for the input and I will let you guys know what happens.
Oh and I work at a factory that makes the Kitchenaid mixers and blenders. Yes, they're strict on "sexual harrassment lawsuits"... for example, last night our group leader decided that for everytime somebody said "fuck", they'd have to put a quarter (25 cents) in the quarter jar. It was either that, or have everybody who said "fuck" written up for "sexual harrassment" and obviously fired. Of course, she's using the money towards a pizza party when enough gets put in.
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nah... i am so great that even if i don't do anything at all he won't get bored...ShinigamiSama said:
@crow - if you are not interested in her, then the question whether she is, is not of that much importance. if she comes on to you again, just tell her you aren't interested, and else, why think that much about it? But... the reason you aren't interested in her is her age? because she graduated two years ago (2005?) and you in 2003? if my calculations are correct that makes her two years younger than you. if there was a 20 year difference i would understand... but two years? i better don't tell you how old my boyfriend is...
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Don't take this the wrong way, but most young women I know of are VERY naive and not as mature as they are believed to be. Yes, it goes both ways for guys and girls on the whole maturity issue. I've not had much experience in the dating scene as well as relationships, so I shouldn't be picky at this point in my life. Like I said, I'm sure it probably won't hurt if I DID go out with her a few times just to see if I myself was in the wrong about her, or she is wrong about me.
And yes, as I mentioned above, I seem to be picky about women. Well, it is indeed my right to choose what kind of woman I want, but I guess in order to know what I want, I have to "experiment" or "live a little" before I know.
I hope you understand where I am coming from on this particular issue. I mean, what is the worst that could happen? She could say no to dating, or she says yes and we go on a date or two, but other than that... no harm, no foul.
And yes, as I mentioned above, I seem to be picky about women. Well, it is indeed my right to choose what kind of woman I want, but I guess in order to know what I want, I have to "experiment" or "live a little" before I know.
I hope you understand where I am coming from on this particular issue. I mean, what is the worst that could happen? She could say no to dating, or she says yes and we go on a date or two, but other than that... no harm, no foul.
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-coughs a little-Munachi said:
>.>
anyways...
I agree
2 years isn't much difference
from all the girls I've seen they don't start being more mature until 25 hits and they think they're old women
and ask carefully if she is, you boss sounds like a bit of a twat
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No, my boss is like 20 years older than me and it's not her, but damn dude, I would definitely have sex with my boss if she wasn't married and was interested in me. For somebody in her 40's, she's damn good looking.
I was going to ask the girl I work with out today after work, but she doesn't have a car until probably Friday. I was going to offer to give her a ride home if she didn't have a problem with it, but since she already has a ride, I just left it alone. I'll ask her tomorrow if she doesn't have a problem with it, I could give her a ride home and then we could talk.
I was going to ask the girl I work with out today after work, but she doesn't have a car until probably Friday. I was going to offer to give her a ride home if she didn't have a problem with it, but since she already has a ride, I just left it alone. I'll ask her tomorrow if she doesn't have a problem with it, I could give her a ride home and then we could talk.
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Heh... oh yeah, I totally forgot to let you guys know what happeened.
As it turns out, last Friday I found out why she yells at me at work and of course was like all over me at the bar.
She says she likes me when I am a sweetheart, but the reason she yells at me at work is because I'm annoying. And the only reason she showed me her boobs and made me grab one was because she felt sorry for me and thought I never seen or touched a woman's boob before.
Granted, that did piss me off, but what am I to do? I mean I knew there was something fishy about her telling me to grab her boobs. I guess my cousin was in the wrong, only because he didn't really know HER side of the deal. He probably would be pissed off if I told him the same deal... assuming I haven't already told him and don't remember it.
Anyhow, I've no interest in her on that kind of level and she doesn't have any interest in me either, otherwise she wouldn't have simply labeled me as annoying. Maybe my being annoying is my way of saying I like someone? I don't know. I try to keep what my friends have told me about it being what's in my heart and my mind in my thoughts and I think it's true that if people don't like me for me and see what is inside, then I shouldn't care about them.
Well, I just thought I'd let you know what happened. Laters.
As it turns out, last Friday I found out why she yells at me at work and of course was like all over me at the bar.
She says she likes me when I am a sweetheart, but the reason she yells at me at work is because I'm annoying. And the only reason she showed me her boobs and made me grab one was because she felt sorry for me and thought I never seen or touched a woman's boob before.
Granted, that did piss me off, but what am I to do? I mean I knew there was something fishy about her telling me to grab her boobs. I guess my cousin was in the wrong, only because he didn't really know HER side of the deal. He probably would be pissed off if I told him the same deal... assuming I haven't already told him and don't remember it.
Anyhow, I've no interest in her on that kind of level and she doesn't have any interest in me either, otherwise she wouldn't have simply labeled me as annoying. Maybe my being annoying is my way of saying I like someone? I don't know. I try to keep what my friends have told me about it being what's in my heart and my mind in my thoughts and I think it's true that if people don't like me for me and see what is inside, then I shouldn't care about them.
Well, I just thought I'd let you know what happened. Laters.
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Bobmi357 said:
Is there a life before 40?
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-pokes-Munachi said:
don't forget to masturbate hun
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its important you knowMunachi said:
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present and accounted for..... a 20 something joining the crew..... 
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Wow, I haven't been on in awhile. I guess cause there isn't much to do on here as of late.
Anyhow, updating on my life:
1. Had a birthday on the 17th, I turned 24.
2. Got drunk on the friday after the 17th, birthday party. I had a fun time.
3. This past Saturday, would have played poker at the Boss Lady's house and ended up playing pool and meeting the rest of her family and some co-workers' family as well.
4. There's a rumor going around that majority of my crew I work with are going to get laid off due to shut down of the department. I hope I don't get laid off, but I should be knowing what's going on by this Friday.
5. Friend of mine has been bugging me to get a labret piercing since I had mentioned it. I had thought about it for a long while and I thought of doing it for the Halloween costume contest tomorrow at work. We tried to get it done over the weekend, but the guy that did the piercing was out for the weekend, so we had to come back in Tuesday... which will be later today after 1 PM. I'm going to get it done.
That's all that's been going on. No girlfriend yet, no one night stands, although there was the one time that it could've happened, but it didn't. Not because I didn't try though, but it was because she had 2 kids she had to get from the babysitter.
Nice to see some new 20-somethings. Heyas.
Anyhow, updating on my life:
1. Had a birthday on the 17th, I turned 24.
2. Got drunk on the friday after the 17th, birthday party. I had a fun time.
3. This past Saturday, would have played poker at the Boss Lady's house and ended up playing pool and meeting the rest of her family and some co-workers' family as well.
4. There's a rumor going around that majority of my crew I work with are going to get laid off due to shut down of the department. I hope I don't get laid off, but I should be knowing what's going on by this Friday.
5. Friend of mine has been bugging me to get a labret piercing since I had mentioned it. I had thought about it for a long while and I thought of doing it for the Halloween costume contest tomorrow at work. We tried to get it done over the weekend, but the guy that did the piercing was out for the weekend, so we had to come back in Tuesday... which will be later today after 1 PM. I'm going to get it done.
That's all that's been going on. No girlfriend yet, no one night stands, although there was the one time that it could've happened, but it didn't. Not because I didn't try though, but it was because she had 2 kids she had to get from the babysitter.
Nice to see some new 20-somethings. Heyas.
