We Sing the Body PBW....

Native Alien said:
ya'll should know that i am not getting any work done cause i have to keep coming back and checking on this thread....

c'mon PB, just give it up like a good fellow so that i can get some work finished here....

please.....

this is way to funny a thread to let die ya'll....

PBW is weakening, I cna feel it though cyber space... soon that phat ass will be busted by moi.

Native, we may need reinforcements to hold him down though!

Eb
 
Re: The Story of Shaft and Fluffy

lark sparrow said:
Checking back in after a couple of days
and not only had his resistance waned

but more had joined the booty force
pitcher or catcher, no room for remorse

swayed by the body electric they sang
his booty seemed to wiggle for that ol' gang bang

a pleasure for which many would kill
those who resist only add to the thrill

a formal introduction? perhaps a test run?
oh heck, just bend over, get straight to the fun

he begged that Eb please be ever so gentle
oh this? She said, it's hardly big as a pencil!

cameras are ready, the stage is set
isn't it time that Shaft and fluffy met?
lark.. this is just too damn funny for words.. you are very creative!!
PB, i agree with Native.. just give it up, so everyone can get back to work!! :devil:
 
Re: Re: The Story of Shaft and Fluffy

SierraMoon said:
lark.. this is just too damn funny for words.. you are very creative!!
PB, i agree with Native.. just give it up, so everyone can get back to work!! :devil:


Well, the struggle is part of the fun. If I attain my goal, what will I aspire to next?

Eb
 
lovetoread said:
I love this thread.

Me too!

Now, where is the object of our lustful attention?
Is he out toning his succulent buns? Or, could he be out investing in lube so that he can begin training for his ultimate workout at the hands of our dear friend, EB?
:devil:
 
I'm hoping he comes in soon.

We wouldnt want those buns to get too sore from riding his bike. :devil:
 
*pops head and looks around*

still no P.B.? where is that man? and far is he going to ride that bike?
 
Native Alien said:
*pops head and looks around*

still no P.B.? where is that man? and far is he going to ride that bike?
Maybe he's riding it to Eb's house to surrender....;)

edited to add does anyone else find it strange that Eb has been MIA on this thread since last night too??? :rolleyes:
 
hehehe... you sexy ladies are too much I tell ya.

Sorry I've been out of touch for a bit. Eb was right. I was off riding all weekend. Gotta build up these butt muscles so that I can keep them squeezed really really tight, so nothing can get past them. Hehe... they are the gates guarding the teasure.

Lark, you are one talented poet. I gotta hand it to ya :) I really like your poems. :)

Now, remember ladies, when you are *trying* to hold me down, ya gotta be naked, and oiled up. It's the rules. LOL.

Ta ta for now :)

PBW "Having wet dreams about naked oil wrestling with all the lovely ladies here... oh I'm about to burst... lol"
 
:) thanks PB <buns of steel> Walker... you're a tough nut to crack!





Good thing Eb occasionally likes them that way! :devil: We all seem to be finding a bit of inspiration here lol
 
lark sparrow said:
:) thanks PB <buns of steel> Walker... you're a tough nut to crack!

~snip~
geez....i'm supposed to be cracking his nuts too??? i know i was supposed to massage them, and do some of that CBT stuff...but isn't cracking them going a little too far??

thinking i need some help here.....
any volunteers?
 
The nut cracker.......lmao, well it is the christmas season.

I'll see what I can do to help.
 
lovetoread said:
The nut cracker.......lmao, well it is the christmas season.

I'll see what I can do to help.
thanks ltr... i appreciate the help!!:p

i'm actually more of a nut lover than hater, so i don't know that i could actually do them any harm... so, your nuts are safe with me, PB!!
 
A new nickname?

For the holiday season, perhaps I should be called The Nutcracker!

Now I really do not crack them cause I like to repeatedly visit the jewels a much as possible.

So PBW, shall I start with you?

Eb
 
LOL Sorry PBW

I was actually thinking of your booty as a little walnut that needed to be cracked to get to the sweet meat inside lol... had no intention of getting your nuts cracked! :eek:
 
NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH!!!


Mistress Ebonyfire is now known as Mistress Nutcracker...especially to PB...

please ya'll keep this thread going it is better than anything on tv.
 
LOL

Poor PB, indeed. Come on over here and let Auntie Des kiss them and make it all better.:p
 
lark sparrow said:
:) thanks PB <buns of steel> Walker... you're a tough nut to crack!





Good thing Eb occasionally likes them that way! :devil: We all seem to be finding a bit of inspiration here lol


:) Your welcome.

and yes I am. I can't just make it easy for ya'll, now can I? The thrill of the hunt is in the chase right? :)

PBW
 
SierraMoon said:
thanks ltr... i appreciate the help!!:p

i'm actually more of a nut lover than hater, so i don't know that i could actually do them any harm... so, your nuts are safe with me, PB!!

Goood to know Sierra :) You can massage them all night... I love that :) And uhmm... while you are down there... <wink>.

PBW "Clear the hallway, it's about to bloww......"
 
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