What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing chaps on my ass.
I have a chapless ass.

 

[LustyScribe]

My ruby slippers.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an ultra cute anime girl cooking apron.

 

[Leana_M]

Any clothes.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

No underwear today ..

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a 14 piece suit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “Tame me, I’m a brat” t shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing parachute pants stolen from MC Hammer's closet.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a “Tame me, I’m a brat” t shirt.

Not wearing my "Brenda's Brat" t-shirt; still trying to get those stains out of it.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a novelty foam cowboy hat.

 

[Eyelevel]

Pants or underwear

 

[Taegul]

An anaconda around my neck. It's staying on my arm for the time being, but I don't particularly trust him to stay there.

 

[LustyScribe]

A "Spank Me" sign on my back belt loops. Yet?

Anybody got poster board, string & a permanent marker? I'll give @BrendaBear first dibs if she produces those! LOL

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a gas mask.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Not wearing my Helen of Troy toga

 

[Jaws82]

Not wearing my Helen of Troy toga

Is this open to negotiation?

 

[Trubbycat]

A ballerina tutu with Bigfoot slippers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Millennium Item.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing a Duel Disk.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Not a stitch

 

[mobleedzblue]

My seatbelt

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a 1920s flapper outfit

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the best thing ever.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the best thing ever.

Me? You meant you are not wearing me, right?

I am not wearing a pink t-shirt dress that says “why are you staring like that?”

 

[curvyjae]

I’m not wearing earrings