What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing nothing.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing my purple cassock and grey gnome hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am wearing a traffic worker's day glow yellow vest and a pink man thong.

 

[LeSabreur]

Anything at all

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an R2 D2 costume

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a picture of a loin cloth where an actual loin cloth would be.

 

[SusanHoward]

…that same old nightie I wore last night before you finally pulled it off me!

 

[Sprocketman74]

not wearing boxers

 

[Blade409]

…that same old nightie I wore last night before you finally pulled it off me!

I wouldn’t say pulled… I would say slowly, lifted it over your torso & head to release you from its needless covering of your exquisitely shapely & beautiful body.

 

[Blade409]

I’m not wearing a jacket, or the suit I wore the other day, but if someone had the right idea, I’d wear it as wardrobe…

 

[mnbreastluver]

“Boobies make me happy” tee shirt

 

[Blade409]

“Boobies make me happy” tee shirt

You totally own one though, don’t you?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You totally own one though, don’t you?

Of course, I do

 

[Blade409]

Of course, I do

I KNEW IT!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Michael Myers style mask.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing the blankets my parents wrapped me in when they put me in that rocket from Krypton.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Banana Man costume.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing pink fishnets and a banana girl costume to match @EctoJohn ‘s. Because, that would just look tacky. Pink and yellow? Puhlease!

 

[latecomer91364]

A space shuttle.

 

[_Bandit_]

Lederhosen

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a pink button up that says "BADMAN" on the back.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a crotchless sports team mascot costume

 

[EbersMoll]

A monocle

 

[GetNerdy]

Seven shoes on one foot.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing ninja socks.