What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing jeans with a transparent butt flap.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing jeans with a transparent butt flap.

Damn right! Make 'em pay to peep! LOL

Not wearing a flashing "Vacancy" sign on the back of my jeans.

 

[Leana_M]

I wear no visible traces of last night.

 

[EbersMoll]

Spats.

 

[Trubbycat]

warm, dry clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s warm, dry clothes.

Wait… checking… checking… nope. These are my warm, dry clothes. Yep! We’re good!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing snow shoes.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing a sign the reads "Ask me about my D&D character."

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the clothes removed by another member of Lit.

 

[Taegul]

I am not wearing my top hat and monocle combo.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a fur suit.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing coloured paperclips on my hair.

 

[MissMarie32]

Socks

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing a speedo. I mean it is 19F here

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing tabi.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing a sign that reads "Free insults, $5".

 

[mnbreastluver]

A kick me sign on my back I’m not aware of.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing the mark of Satan (today).

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an old fashioned men's nightgown.

 

[Blade409]

At the moment, I am not wearing pants.

 

[Treeview]

tinted contacts

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Just me pushing my blue booty shorts to my ankles

 

[Blade409]

Just me pushing my blue booty shorts to my ankles

Just me helping you step out of them…

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Just me helping you step out of them…

Thanks for giving me a hand

 

[Blade409]

Thanks for giving me a hand

It is all my pleasure. Also, from down here, it is a spectacular view.