What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a leather condom.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing anything fashionable

 

[AlexAtNight]

I am not wearing pants, shoes, socks, a shirt, or boxers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Turk's Chief of Surgery hat from Scrubs.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

I am not wearing my modesty this am

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a little black dress with a neon blue racing stripe.

 

[OralAllOver]

Not wearing Zouave uniform

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...&selectedIndex=15&itb=0&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing glass slippers.
Glass is terrible at keeping my feet warm.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

A condom, I'll bring the cert, and show the vas scar, trust, simple trust
will carry the day.

 

[NudieUser]

I am not wearing a gimp suit

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a fuzzy pair of boxers.

 

[JessForFun37]

My panty, after a few pictures.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my "Plays Well With Idiots. Xenophobes, Racists & Other Miscreants" shirt.

So somebody PLEASE quit sending them my way!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Show me your boobies shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my "Show Me Your Shirt" shirt.

 

[Leana_M]

I'm not wearing my sister's new dress because I didn't manage to steal it from her.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

I'm not wearing pants because I like to be comfortable on my days off

 

[Midnight_Voyager26]

Right now I'm not wearing anything. I am butt naked reading the forums...lol.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Transparency

 

[Trubbycat]

A scarlet letter

 

[LauraLO]

not wearing a bra

 

[J D Danger]

not wearing a bra

prove it...lol

 

[LauraLO]

prove it...lol

men never trust a woman's word...why is that hahahahaha

 

[J D Danger]

men never trust a woman's word...why is that hahahahaha

ohhh I trust you...I just need to see proof...LOL

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a beige and magenta plaid bikini.