What made you laugh today?

I told my friend that my dad is a narcissist and my friend responded by saying "I already know! It's super obvious!". That gave me a chuckle.
 
Wondering who ate 7 hens eggs out of a box of 10 that I bought on Saturday.

I need a fecking basket.
 
We're at the beach house, newly renovated for year round use.

Him: there's about 5 inches of snow out there. Where's the snow shovel?
Me: we don't have one.
Him: how can you not have a snow shovel?
Me: it never snowed in July. We just never needed one.
 
Seeing Travis Kielce beautiful haircut sitting on the bench with a score of
34-0
 
Reading someone’s explanation that makes absolutely no sense and watching another come to their defense. I can’t tell who is dumber….the person with the original idiotic explanation or the person blindly following that idiocy. Made for a great laugh though…
 
When someone asked me what was the difference between a camera and a sock....

A camera hold photos and a sock holds five toes...

I'm not sure why this was sooooo funny to me... but it was😂
 
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